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Rachel
Varina

Formerly one of the HBICs at Total Sorority Move (RIP), Rachel Varina has a long history of writing about things that make her parents ashamed. She's an avid lover of holding grudges, sitting down, and buffalo chicken dip. Currently, she lives in Tampa, Florida, but did not feed her husband to tigers. And even though she's married (with a *gasp* baby), she doesn't suck. Promise. PROMISE! Follow her on Instagram and Twitter (@rachelvarina) so she gets more followers than that influencer her husband dated in high school.

Stuff I Wrote

The Best "Trying to Conceive" Products That *Actually* Work
Chic Nighties That Don't Look Like Your Grandma's (Unless Granny Is A Hottie?)
What Giving Birth Actually Feels Like, According to 100 Real Moms
New Study Validates That Moms Are Not Okay (And Haven’t Been for a While)
The Only Father's Day Gift Guide You Need For Every Type Of Dad
Trying To Get Pregnant On Ozempic? Here’s What The Group Chats (And Experts) Say
I'm Sorry To Say, Kegels Aren't The Miracle Vag Exercise We Were Led To Believe
Summer Deals You Need To Snatch Up From The Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale
The Ultimate Mother's Day Gift Guide For Every Type Of Mom
A Realistic Guide to Taking a Family Vacation: What To Pack And How To Stay Sane
Um, Is The Sleepover Officially Over? Why Some Parents Are Opting Out
Does PR For Motherhood Need A Rebrand?
Spring Cleaning Essentials That’ll Make Your Annual Refresh Suck Less
Still Hung Up On 'A Court Of Thorns And Roses'? You Might Be Fictosexual
This Shit Is Up To 70% Off! The Best Presidents' Day Sales That Are Actually Worth Shopping
Chrissy Teigen Posted A Bath Pic With Her Kids And It's Turned Into A Full-Blown Moral Debate
Super Bowl Party Essentials For Both The Swifties and The Football Fans
All Of The Best Cyber Monday Deals In One Place — You're Welcome
The Most Popular Baby Girl Names In 2025 Are Literally Suburban Dad Names
There Is Nothing "Unspoken" About Parents Becoming Grandparents (Yes, I'm Talking About *That* Viral Article)
Oh This? Just 40 Early Black Friday Deals You Can Shop RTFN
Here's Everything You'll Forget To Pack For Your Babymoon
Just A Bunch Of White Elephant Gifts That'll Make You The Star Of The Party
The Best Gifts For (Tired and Overwhelmed) New Parents
The Best Secret Santa Gifts For Literally Any Name Your Draw
The Best Holiday Gifts Under $50 That Still Seem Hella $$$
Babymoon Tip: Leave Your Partner and Bring Your Best Friend Instead
PSA: The Switch Witch Is Out to Ruin Your Kids' Lives
The Most Iconic (And Last-Minute) Halloween Costumes for Moms
The Best Baby Deals For October Amazon Prime Day 2024
The Best Book Deals On October Amazon Prime Day to Shop Now
The Best October Amazon Prime Day Deals on Internet Famous Products
The Best-Selling October Amazon Prime Deals That You'll Love
Get The Most Outta Your Bump With These Pregnant Halloween Costumes
Is It Postpartum Anxiety Or Just Motherhood? Therapist Answers Common Questions From Anxious Moms
ATTN: Sisterhood Matters WAY More to Me Than the Intense Pain of Childbirth
If Birth Plans Were Brutally Honest And Uncomfortably Accurate
Horror Story! Bride Cancels Wedding After Fiancé Sides With His Sister On Literally ~Everything~
Couple Sends Savage 'You're Not Invited' Wedding Cards to Folks Who Didn't Make The Cut
PSA: I'm Literally Begging You To Stop Putting Emojis Over Your Baby's Face
75 Real Moms Reveal Their Weirdest Pregnancy Cravings (Yes, Even Bleach)
Olivia Culpo Is Giving "Pick Me Girl" Energy — And No, It's Not Just Because Of The Wedding Dress
Bride's Boob-Forward Wedding Dress is Going Viral For Two 32F-Sized Reasons
Comfy Sex Positions That Won’t Require You To Stretch First
Funny Pregnancy Captions to Make the Most Out of Your ~Condition~
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