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Last Minute Father's Day Gifts For Your Husband That Actually Don't Suck

Being a ~modern mom~ means you’re basically the family cruise director, chef, maid, personal assistant, and party planning committee. And while summer break means more time with the kids (yay?) and less time with your sanity, it also brings one of the most exhausting holidays: Father’s Day. I know, I know, Daddy DILF deserves his moment, but you’ve been busy keeping your entire family’s shit together, and now the big day is mere moments away, and you’ve got nothing to show for it. Enter: Last-minute Father’s Day gifts that don’t suck.

That’s the thing. Last-minute gifts are typically awful. And tbh, when I asked a bunch of dads what they wanted for this special occasion, no one said, “I want another shitty tie.” Instead, I got a lot of really unhelpful responses like: “a blowjob” or “to be left alone.” Cute, right?

But since both of those involve more work on your part, let’s stick to the tangible items, shall we? Whether your baby daddy plans to spend the day at the driving range, on the grill, or simply lounging on the couch, there’s something for him that’ll seem luxurious and heartfelt (with the added bennie of fast shipping). From gourmet cooking tools to chic accessories and smart gizmos, we’ve found the best last-minute Father’s Day gifts that seem anything but last-minute. Add any (or all!) to your cart to show your appreciation — no fellatio required.

The Best Last-Minute Father’s Day Gifts of 2024

For the dad who deserves a massage (but has a partner who likes the idea of a massage gun at home🥰). 

TheraGun Mini Handheld Electric Massage Gun

I don’t understand why guys need a whole grill kit, but when dad after dad told me they’ve drooled over this exact knife set, I’ve decided to just believe them.

Cangshan S1 Series 7-Piece BBQ Knife Set

Turns out they also need different shit for cooking whilst camping. Who knew?! 

Nordic Ware Campfire Cooker

Keep him cool when he does all the outdoorsy stuff you hate. Like the previously mentioned camping.

MISSION Cooling Performance Hat

Cut back on store-bought soda while elevating his home cocktail-mixing game? Yes, pls

Soda Stream

Or opt for a mixing set that looks farrrr more expensive than it actually is.

Bartender Kit with Stylish Bamboo Stand

For the father who complains about taking pictures but immediately gets choked up looking at them.

Aura Digital Picture Frame

Time to take his footwear from washed-up frat bro to stylish zaddy. He’ll thank you later!!!

TAFT Jack Dress Boot

Or at least get him a pair of everyone’s fave slippers so he can do the old man shuffle around the house.

UGG Men's Scuff Logo Slipper

Perfect for staying caffeinated without a trip to the breakroom, this desk-worthy mini Keurig will help him avoid small talk at the office.

Keurig K-Mini Single Serve Coffee Maker

Got a sauce daddy? My husband swears this is the best, most unique condiment ever and literally begged me to include it in this list.🤷‍♀️

Blank Slate Kitchen Zhug Sauce

I was simply told “meats” were a dream Father’s Day gift, which, like…???? Luckily, you can order high-end steaks online, which is apparently The Best Present Ever. Whatever.  

Omaha Steaks Father's Day Deluxe Gift Package

Don’t forget to include a smart meat thermometer in your gift so he doesn’t ruin that $100+ of fancy steak (and finally learns to *actually* cook chicken properly)!

Wireless Meat Thermometer

His taste in music might be not the best but a quality portable speaker will at least make his playlists a little more bearable.

Sonos Move 2 Portable Bluetooth Speaker

Help him remember what life was like before kids with a mug that’ll always keep his coffee hot.

Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug 2

Elevate his shaving experience with this stylish brush set that makes staying stubble-free feel luxurious AF.

Anbbas Shaving Brush Set

These golf sunglasses are basically the little blue box for dudes who prefer spending the day on the green instead of, like, with their families. Bless. 

Uswing Golf Sunglasses

Rachel Varina
Rachel Varina
Formerly one of the HBICs at Total Sorority Move (RIP), Rachel Varina has a long history of writing about things that make her parents ashamed. She's an avid lover of holding grudges, sitting down, and buffalo chicken dip. Currently, she lives in Tampa, Florida, but did not feed her husband to tigers. And even though she's married (with a *gasp* baby), she doesn't suck. Promise. PROMISE! Follow her on Instagram and Twitter (@rachelvarina) so she gets more followers than that influencer her husband dated in high school.