Stars, they’re just like us. At least they are when they’re also absolutely losing their shit over Taylor Swift’s latest musical manifesto like the rest of the girls with sparkle running through their veins. The fact that Selena Gomez is probably sitting in her mansion decoding Matty Healy love songs right now just brings her down to earth a little, you know? It’s safe to assume much of Hollywood is blasting Taylor’s Version in their G-Wagons at this very moment but, still, it’s nice to know who’s a loud and proud Swiftie so everyone can start mentally preparing for who will comprise the legion of A-listers to turn up at Taylor’s next tour.
I mean, Brittany Mahomes, Blake Lively, and Ice Spice are a given as the latest card-carrying members of the Taylor Swift besties club. But I couldn’t help but wonder… is Bill Hader now a citizen pledging his allegiance to Taylor Nation since Bill and Tay’s internet-breaking Golden Globes selfie? Bill, if you’re still trying to figure this whole secret Swiftie language out, don’t worry — the betches got you with this Tortured Poets Department guide for newbies. For now, let’s take a look at all the celebs fangirling over Taylor’s latest album.
Celebs are loving The Tortured Poets Department
The first listen is always giving simlish a little bit like what’s she saying
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) April 19, 2024
Sabrina Carpenter supporting Taylor Swift’s new album ‘The Tortured Poet’s Department’ via Instagram Stories pic.twitter.com/zRGZiQVoJm
— sabscribers 🤎 (@unsabscribers) April 19, 2024
touch me while your bros play grand theft auto
— Shannon Beveridge (@nowthisisliving) April 19, 2024
[INFO] “I listen to Taylor Swift songs. A new album came out today so i have to listen hard.”
— @IVEstarship #ANYUJIN about Taylor Swift’s new album ‘THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT’ #IVE #아이브 pic.twitter.com/RdnaqdGMEE
— IVE Charts (@chartsive) April 19, 2024
@chris @Taylor Swift ARE YOU KIDDING ME? #taylorswift #torturedpoetsdepartment ♬ loml – Taylor Swift
Emma Stone is credited on Taylor Swift’s new album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT for her contribution on the song “Florida!!!” pic.twitter.com/4Kh8Dnwh7c
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) April 19, 2024
@octopusslover8 too stuned to speak @Brett’s Bites @Julia Mervis @Payton #taylorswift #thetorturedpoetsdepartment ♬ original sound – Jake Shane
Rick Ross and Lana Del Rey, what are you doing here?!
🚨 Lana Del Rey shows love to Taylor Swift’s new album, ‘THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.’
“She’s so me” pic.twitter.com/T94uCfDQxi
— 𝗣𝗘𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦 (@WHITEH0TPEPPERS) April 19, 2024
Fresh out the slammer and Florida!!! Blasting on the Yacht at Midnight.
Taylor writes like a Boss and her song titles are Gangsta https://t.co/wuoiFHYDJO— Yung Rénzél 👑 (@RickRoss) April 19, 2024
