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Marissa
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MARISSA is a trending news writer at Betches. She's more than just another pop-culture-addicted-east-coaster-turned-LA-transplant...she's also an upcoming television writer and aspiring Real Housewife (whichever comes first). Live, laugh, balegdah.

Stuff I Wrote

These 'Pluribus' Theories Will Get You Through The Rest Of The Week
Dissecting All The Plot Holes In 'All Her Fault'
Lisa Barlow's Guide To Doing Big Things This Holiday Season
My Honest Review Of Trying Three Different Matchmakers 
I Visited Prythian IRL — Your ‘ACOTAR’ Book Club Needs To See This
Etsy Witches Spell Out The Wildest DMs They've Worked Their Magic On 
That's It, We've Lost The Plot With Wedding Guest Dress Codes
In Absolute Defense Of Britani Bateman
Want To Look As Hot As NicOlandria With Your BF? Cool, I Spoke To Their Stylists
The Art Of Dressing Like A Maximalist: A Stylist's Guide To Landing Loud Fashion 
Are Coffee Dates A Cop-Out? Finally An Answer To The Age-Old Dating Question
Has Dunking On Internet Villains Gone Too Far?
Gray Mascara Is Fall 2025's Moody Beauty Trend
It's Football Season! The Best NFL Team To Root For Based On Your Show Of The Summer 
The Most Ridiculous Prizes & Punishments For Your Fantasy League (That Aren't Cash)
Chloë Grace Moretz Married Longtime Partner Kate Harrison In A Stunning Blue Wedding Dress
The 2025 Collabs I Simply Can't Believe Are Real
Babe, I'm Begging: Don't Spend $1600 On A Bean Necklace
How To Style The Food Aesthetic Without Looking Like A Walking Menu 
What Type Of Mom Friend Are You? Based On Your Glaring Red Flags
Matt Rogers And Bowen Yang Have Saved The Celebrity Awards Show, Ya'll
Oop! Did Alix Earle Just Confirm Her Feud With Alex Cooper?
Umm Is Jax Fired From 'The Valley,' Bravo?
Jess's 'Too Much' One-Liners Are Low-Key Iconic Life Lessons
So You Want To Host The Perfect Summer Dinner Party?
'RHOC' Fans: Is Gina Kirschenheiter's Lack Of Glam Relatable AF Or A 'Housewives' Dealbreaker?
How Much Does It Cost To Board The Ritz-Carlton Celebrity Cruise? Asking For A Friend
The Best Celeb Looks From Schiaparelli's Paris Fashion Week Show
Liv Walker On Girl Code And Her "Evolving" Relationships On 'Beyond The Villa'
Is Julia's Drink Throw On Guerdy The Worst In Bravo History?
I'm LMAO At These Las Culturistas Culture Awards Nominations
Embarrassing Update! I'm Actually Team Huda Now
Lindsay Lohan Shared The Secret To Her Gorg Face (And It's Not a Time Machine)
Is It Weird To Think Your Cousin Is Hot? Asking For Cadence From 'We Were Liars'
Cancel Your Wax: It's Bushkini Summer
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