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The start of The Bachelor Winter Games cannot come soon enough.

Did you know that Shop Betches has literally everything you need to narrate your weekend drinking and partying activities?

It’s almost Valentine’s Day, which can mean any of the following: it’s time to frantically Hinge your way to a date by February 14th, you're dropping not-so-subtle hints to your bf about what he should get you, or you are just really excited about the availability of heart shaped Reese's at CVS.

I had a lot of feelings about Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams’ relationship.

I spent a lot of time looking for the “perfect guy”—ya know, a nice boy to settle down with and start a family.

Khloé Kardashian recently re-emerged from her social media hiatus to announce that she and her boyfriend Tristan Thompson were expecting a baby.

ABC must have known that this season of The Bachelor was going to be boring af, because they had another reject-studded franchise spinoff ready to air: The Bachelor Winter Games.

Catch up on our latest 'Bachelor' recap here!

It’s a new year, which means I am going to be writing dates wrong on emails for at least a month, and everyone is setting lofty and entirely unattainable goals for themselves.

2017 was a shit year for almost everything (our democracy, Rob Kardashian, etc.), but it was a great fucking year for Bitcoin.

There is a lot you can learn about what the producers want you to think of a Bachelor season from its first episode and subsequent three minute season preview.

The week between Christmas and New Years is literally the dead time: no one knows what day it is, restaurants can’t figure out if they should be open, and rich white people go skiing.

2017 is coming to an end (thank the Lord), and so is the current Netflix lineup.

Rachel Lindsay was my favorite Bachelorette, and so it’s extremely difficult for me to say this (as you can tell by the fact that I am writing an entire article about it), but Rachel Lindsay and Bryan Abasolo are my least favorite Bachelor franchise couple.

Since it’s still 2017 and everything is trash (especially the new tax bill), it’s highly likely that the guy you're seeing/currently chatting with on whatever fucking dating app is hot right now (I can’t keep up) is a complete and total fuckboy.

Anyone who says they haven’t at least thought about what it would be like to marry rich is a fucking liar.

If you are anything like me, you like the IDEA of going to a Pilates class, but you don’t actually like GOING to a Pilates class.

The Bachelor is about to enter its 22nd season, and with 15 years, 20 bachelors and only two marriages to its name, ABC should probably start investing more in its success stats and less in Chris Harrison’s salary.

Read: A Breakdown Of The Army Of Skanks Competing For Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s Heart On 'The Bachelor'   ABC is trying really hard to get us to give a fuck about the next season of The Bachelor, and its desperately long viewership campaign began this weekend with the cast announcement and will continue with a Countdown to Arie special airing on Monday night.

If you have been rolling your eyes and tuning out every time your Reddit-user friend has talked about Bitcoin for the past few years, it might be time to start paying attention.

Are they ready for your Dashboard Confessional?

The Bachelor is many things: entertaining, ridiculous, a mirror in the face of everything wrong with American society, etc.

Remember when we we were embarrassed to read 50 Shades of Grey in public?