Mascot

Want 10% off?

Sign up for the Betches Newsletter for 10% off your first Shop Betches order—not to mention, funny sh*t sent to your inbox twice a week.

45
I Stayed At The “Love Is Blind” Resort—And Here’s What It Was Like

I Stayed At The “Love Is Blind” Resort—And Here’s What It Was Like

Why Publicly Reviewing Our Exes Is A Bad Idea—Sincerely, A Bad Ex

Why Publicly Reviewing Our Exes Is A Bad Idea—Sincerely, A Bad Ex

What “Emily In Paris” Actually Gets Right—And Wrong—About Working In France

What “Emily In Paris” Actually Gets Right—And Wrong—About Working In France

Shop Sports Collection

IDC Hoodie

$54

Sports Hat

$32

Here For The Snack Crew

$50

Both Teams Crew

$50

Latest Podcasts

See More
Is Ambition A Valid Reason For A Breakup?

Is Ambition A Valid Reason For A Breakup?

On this week’s episode, Jared and Jordana start with a discussion about how girls' trips evolve as you grow up and a TikTok poking fun at men who say they want someone who “doesn’t take life too seriously” on the dating apps. The first emailer asks if her boyfriend is a deadbeat or if she’...

Why Does Jen Shah Still Have A Job? Ft. @bestofbravo

Why Does Jen Shah Still Have A Job? Ft. @bestofbravo

For today’s Bravo news catchup, Dylan is joined by Maggie Kelley, creator of @bestofbravo. They discuss James Kennedy’s perplexing Instagram post, the new season of Top Chef, and a Bravo exec’s concerning comments about Jen Shah’s employment status. Then, they turn to the current seasons of ...

Family, Football, and Frozen Pizza (Zach’s Season Ep. 1)

Family, Football, and Frozen Pizza (Zach’s Season Ep. 1)

Jared and Kay come into this 27th season with their side eye and skepticism but that doesn't stop them from talking all about the premiere of The Bachelor. Jared kindly refers to this franchise as the McDonald's of television and Kay wants to know just how many Dyson Airwraps were used in the making...

Royal Drama Goes International

Royal Drama Goes International

The Brits aren’t the only royals with family drama. On this week’s Tea & Crumpets, Samantha and Lex start us off with Kim Kardashian’s purchase of Princess Diana’s Attalah Cross necklace, update us on the coronation’s 3 day party line up, and the former king of Greece’s passing. They lea...

What Happens When You Stop Taking Ozempic?

What Happens When You Stop Taking Ozempic?

Oh, oh, oh the Ozempic convo continues. Remy and Emily chat about a recent interview with the other Remi (Bader), who spoke out about her experience using Ozempic—and what happened when she stopped taking it. This leads into a convo about keeping up with habits and the pressure that comes with, be...

Trending

How To Stay Sane On A Plane While Traveling With Kids

How To Stay Sane On A Plane While Traveling With Kids

The Ultimate Non-Basic Guide To London

The Ultimate Non-Basic Guide To London

Instagram

Follow

Read the receipts

Subscribe to our newsletters so you're not the only one in the group chat who doesn't know WTF is going on when we're talking about pop culture, politics, reality TV, & more.

Subscribe
See More

Hot Takes

Retail therapy

shop more

Not A Hugger Crew

$50

View Product

I'm The Problem Hat

$32

View Product

Karma Crew

$50

View Product

SVU University Crew

$50

View Product

No Talent Crew

$50

View Product

Betches Varsity Crew

$50

View Product

Tired As A Mother Hoodie

$54

View Product

Accept This Rosé Wine Glass

$14

View Product

Team No Sleep Tee

$35

View Product

Mind Your Business Tee

$35

View Product

RHOBH Wine Glass

$14

View Product

Too Old For This Shit Crew

$50

View Product

Set of 4 True Crime Coasters

$30

Set of 4 True Crime Coasters
View Product

Anxiety Is My Cardio Sweatshirt

$50

Anxiety Is My Cardio Sweatshirt
View Product

Be Cool Wine Glass Set

$28

View Product

Patriarchy Crop Tee

$40

View Product

Retrograde Mug

$20

View Product

Never Heard Of You Hat

$32

View Product

Cool Mom 2022 Tee

$35

View Product

Unpopular Opinions Card Game

$20

Unpopular Opinions Card Game
View Product

Mention It All Crew

$50

View Product

Not Well, Bitch! Hat

$32

View Product

Est. 1973 Crew

$50

View Product