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*Leaked* GOP Congressional Leadership Group Chat

*Leaked* GOP Congressional Leadership Group Chat

Maitreyi Ramakrishnan Is Most Likely To Start Her Own Cult

Maitreyi Ramakrishnan Is Most Likely To Start Her Own Cult

The Something About Her Sandwich Menu First Look (Kind Of)

The Something About Her Sandwich Menu First Look (Kind Of)

Hey, Betch! Your Summer 2023 Reading List Is Here

Hey, Betch! Your Summer 2023 Reading List Is Here

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Parent Drama Is On The Line

Parent Drama Is On The Line

Robyn is back to talk all about parental drama, and she kicks it all off with some hilariously embarrassing stories from her own parents before opening the lines. This time, we get to hear from both children and parents, who all share their stories about just how fun (and sometimes heartfelt) parent...

Prince Harry Takes The Stand

Prince Harry Takes The Stand

Samantha and Lex start off this episode with a big “Congratulations” to Princess Eugenie and her new baby boy, as-well-as to Crown Prince Hussein’s happy marriage. Then, they Make It Reign on Harry’s return to court, recapping the 5 hours he spent on the witness stand. With the cross examina...

Pleasure Shouldn’t Make You Feel Guilty

Pleasure Shouldn’t Make You Feel Guilty

That feeling when you’re excited for summer but absolutely dreading bathing suit shopping…don’t worry, we’ve all been there. Remy tells Emily about her *actually* successful bathing suit haul (and spills where she got her cute new suits), and shares how the swimsuits have led to her loving d...

Taylor Swift And Matty Healy Are Dunzo, Pete Davidson Vs. PETA, & Were Natalie Portman And Her Husband On A Break?

Taylor Swift And Matty Healy Are Dunzo, Pete Davidson Vs. PETA, & Were Natalie Portman And Her Husband On A Break?

Today is your day non-Bravo fans since we’re recording before the final reunion of the Scandoval of it all. The three betches share their takes on Taylor Swift and Matty Healy’s split — FYI, Sami doesn’t claim to be a Taylor Swift expert, and Jordana doesn’t need any more re-recorded albu...

Haha, Laugh, Funny Ft. Jordana Abraham (RHONJ Reunion)

Haha, Laugh, Funny Ft. Jordana Abraham (RHONJ Reunion)

Dylan and Jordana are back amid the New York smog to recap an equally toxic RHONJ reunion episode. While the guys split into gangs backstage, the women continue to talk in circles, with no Melissa and Teresa progress in sight. Finally, we get to the bottom of the Laura rumor, with Danielle realizing...

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Congrats To The ‘VPR’ Cast On Their Award-Winning Reunion Performances

Congrats To The ‘VPR’ Cast On Their Award-Winning Reunion Performances

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Yellow Dresses Andie Anderson Would *Totally* Be Caught Dead In

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