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The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Not Here To Make Friends, Just Here To Eat Shrimp

The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Not Here To Make Friends, Just Here To Eat Shrimp

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The 2011 Aesthetic Is Making A Comeback, But Should It?

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This week Aleen is joined by Morgan Simianer, star of everybody’s favorite bingeable Netflix reality series Cheer. Morgan tells us what she’s been up to in the past two years since finding sudden fame with the team from Navarro College in season one. Aleen and Morgan talk about what it’s like ...

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West Elm Caleb Is Everything That’s Wrong With Modern Dating

Jared and Jordana are back with an emergency Sunday Special all about West Elm Caleb, a New York guy who’s blowing up on TikTok for ghosting, love bombing, and sending unsolicited dick pics. Maddy gives the timeline of how this all started, and Jared and Jordana discuss the extent of his offenses....

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This week, Nicole is joined by Chris Burns, AKA @fatcarriebradshaw to talk all about what it’s like being a bridesman, best man, groomsman, and soon-to-be wedding officiant. We kick off with some listener questions, starting with how he affords attending so many weddings, whether you have to buy a...

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Is Dog Mom Guilt Normal?

Aleen and Brittany are back this week, starting off with some updates including Brittany’s decision to hire a nanny for Jack, Aleen introducing solids to Mila, and Mila’s very first giggle. Next, they dive into a discussion all about how their experience has been introducing their dogs to their ...

The Sims Family Murders

The Sims Family Murders

This week, Sara and Danny are back to cover a cold case from the 60's that has remained unsolved to this day: The Sims Family Murders. They start off by breaking down the night in question and the timeline of events as it happened. Then, they talk about why the case has remained unsolved for so long...

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