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Rihanna Is Playing The Super Bowl Halftime Show—Here’s Who Should Join Her

Rihanna Is Playing The Super Bowl Halftime Show—Here’s Who Should Join Her

The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: No, Seriously, What’s In Those Margaritas?

The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: No, Seriously, What’s In Those Margaritas?

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8 TikTok Fashion And Beauty Trends That Don’t Suck

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Randos In Paradise (Bachelor In Paradise Ep. 1)

Randos In Paradise (Bachelor In Paradise Ep. 1)

The show we’ve been waiting for is finally here. Paradise is already proving it has superior mess and drama that we cannot wait to watch. When you go on Paradise you’re there to either make or break your reputation. And let’s just say, a few people have already made it clear they are there to ...

A Good Compromise Is Where Both People Are Unhappy

A Good Compromise Is Where Both People Are Unhappy

This week, Naomi was inspired to stop covering her gray hair which sparks the conversation about accepting yourself for who you truly are. The Oversharing email of the week is from a listener who is weighing her options for how juggle spending Christmas with her and her husband’s family. Both Naom...

Lightning Round Part 1: Adam Levine, Standing Out On Dating Apps, & Living With A Disgusting

Lightning Round Part 1: Adam Levine, Standing Out On Dating Apps, & Living With A Disgusting

On this week’s episode, Jared and Jordana are answering your lightning round questions submitted via Instagram, but first they’re breaking down Jared’s adventures in Buffalo and the recent cheating accusations against Adam Levine. Then, they get into your questions ranging from how to stand ou...

Is Jared The Healthiest Person Alive? ft. Jared Freid

Is Jared The Healthiest Person Alive? ft. Jared Freid

The one and only Jared Freid is back. Warning: he goes into full detail about an incredible meal he had recently, so you will probably leave this episode hungry. To kick it off, Jared asks Aleen why he’s never been invited to her pool, and then she quickly takes back that invite once he admits tha...

The Official Shep Rose Drinking Game (Southern Charm)

The Official Shep Rose Drinking Game (Southern Charm)

Dylan is back for another Southern Charm recap, after a brief rant about Bethenny’s bizarre post-Housewives trajectory. Back on the cast trip in Georgia, Craig and Naomie’s constant drama is getting old, while Taylor seems to be getting closer to pulling the plug on her relationship with Shep. L...

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