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The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Closing Time

The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Closing Time

Welcome To The Anne Hathaissance: Long May The Queen Of Genovia Reign

Welcome To The Anne Hathaissance: Long May The Queen Of Genovia Reign

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Welcome To The Fat Acceptance Movement Ft. Megan Ixim

Welcome To The Fat Acceptance Movement Ft. Megan Ixim

Remy and Emily are joined by a v exciting guest today—fat activist and content creator, Megan Ixim. Emily tells Remy how they originally met (Megan dated one of Emily’s friends), and how Emily remembers Megan as the first person to introduce her to the fat acceptance movement. But before Megan b...

Do You Have To Like Your S.O.’s Friends?

Do You Have To Like Your S.O.’s Friends?

J&J are back with another Sunday Special, and this week they start about how Jared is feeling about dating now that cuffing season is fully underway. This week’s emailer asks how to move forward after one of her boyfriend’s friends called her a 3/10. Should her boyfriend “dump” him as a frie...

Your Wedding Timeline Guide Ft. Fallon Carter

Your Wedding Timeline Guide Ft. Fallon Carter

For this episode, Samantha is joined by Fallon Carter founder and creative director of Fallon Carter Weddings & Events. As a principle planner, Samantha asks Fallon to walk you through her ideal timeline from the moment you say “yes!“. Along with a detailed guide, Fallon gives her hot tips f...

The Murder Of Ray McNeil (Killer Sally Review)

The Murder Of Ray McNeil (Killer Sally Review)

Sara and Danny bring us the story of the murder of Ray McNeil at the hands of Sally McNeil, as covered in the recent documentary ‘Killer Sally’. They start off with some background info on the couple, and their involvement in bodybuilding culture. They also cover their turbulent marriage, which ...

Who’s Burning The House Down? (Winter House)

Who’s Burning The House Down? (Winter House)

Back for another Friday rant, Dylan starts with an update on Larsa Pippen’s relationship (?) with Michael Jordan’s son. Then, he gets into Winter House, where Paige chooses to be the bigger person with Jess, and the house braces for Lindsay’s arrival. Once she and Carl get to Stowe, it’s tim...

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