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I Stayed At The “Love Is Blind” Resort—And Here’s What It Was Like

I Stayed At The “Love Is Blind” Resort—And Here’s What It Was Like

Why Publicly Reviewing Our Exes Is A Bad Idea—Sincerely, A Bad Ex

Why Publicly Reviewing Our Exes Is A Bad Idea—Sincerely, A Bad Ex

What “Emily In Paris” Actually Gets Right—And Wrong—About Working In France

What “Emily In Paris” Actually Gets Right—And Wrong—About Working In France

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SOS: Blindsided By A Breakup

SOS: Blindsided By A Breakup

On this week’s Sunday Special, J&J are joined by a real listener to break down her break up LIVE for our first U Up? SOS episode. Jess was blindsided by a breakup after a solid start to her new relationship, and then 2 days later, he tried to take the breakup back. Was the excuse he gave the real ...

WTF Went Down In Dubai?, Aire Is Middle Name Energy, Paris’ Baby Announcement, & Is Charles A Woke King?

WTF Went Down In Dubai?, Aire Is Middle Name Energy, Paris’ Baby Announcement, & Is Charles A Woke King?

The Betches are hangry, unhinged, and ready to debrief this week’s pop culture news. And before you ask, no they were not in Dubai this weekend (sadly). We begin in Paris where the three discuss Kylie Jenner’s baby name announcement and her latest controversy: wearing a (faux) lion head to fashi...

Plan Your Perfect Honeymoon Ft. Diana Henenberg & Allison Kobasky

Plan Your Perfect Honeymoon Ft. Diana Henenberg & Allison Kobasky

Is it ever too soon to start planning your honeymoon? How about 5 days after getting engaged? In this episode, Fallon is joined by RBB Diana Henenberg, who just got engaged this past weekend is already planning her entire wedding in 6 months, but also wants to start thinking about honeymoon options....

How Does Hollywood Manipulate Our Beauty Standards?

How Does Hollywood Manipulate Our Beauty Standards?

You know when you watch an old TV show or movie and think, “how tf did we think this was ok?” Remy and Emily get into just that on today’s episode, re: fatphobia in Hollywood. They look back on shows that were all about weight loss and looks—Biggest Loser, The Swan—and wonder, how did they...

The Disappearance Of The Beaumont Children

The Disappearance Of The Beaumont Children

Sara and Danny dive in to the disappearance of the Beaumont Children, one of the most infamous cold cases from Australia. They start off with an overview of the Beaumont family from Adelaide, South Australia and quickly get into the circumstances of their disappearance. They also discuss the exhaust...

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