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Jen Shah Can’t Stop Digging Her Own Grave

Jen Shah Can’t Stop Digging Her Own Grave

As Your MOH, I’m Going to Make Your Bachelorette Party Amazing—Even Though I Hate Your Fiancé and Everything This Wedding Represents

As Your MOH, I’m Going to Make Your Bachelorette Party Amazing—Even Though I Hate Your Fiancé and Everything This Wedding Represents

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Is A Baby-Moon Worth Going On?

Is A Baby-Moon Worth Going On?

Aleen and Brittany are back and talking about treating yourself to a well-deserved vacation during pregnancy. Aleen tells us what she did on her recent baby-moon, how she kept from overheating, and what it takes to make it through an airport at 20 weeks. Brittany offers an update on moving Oliver to...

Not Everyone Who Doesn’t Want To Date You Is A F*ckboy

Not Everyone Who Doesn’t Want To Date You Is A F*ckboy

Jared and Jordana are back with another Sunday Special, and this week they’re breaking down texts from a “verbose f*****y.” The listener received some very lengthy text messages from someone she was dating essentially saying, “it’s not you, it’s me.” Does his long explanation and apolo...

The Black Dahlia Murder

The Black Dahlia Murder

Sara and Danny are back this week to tackle one of the most famous unsolved cases in history: the Black Dahlia Murder. They start off with some details about Elizebeth Short’s life as an aspiring actress and then get into the specifics of the grisly murder. They also breakdown the slapdash investi...

You Can Do Hard Things Ft. Angela Manuel Davis

You Can Do Hard Things Ft. Angela Manuel Davis

This week Sami and Aleen are joined by former member of the USA Track and Field Team, and now motivational coach, Angela Manuel Davis. They discuss what it was like to grow up in an athletic family, how she identified when she was too burnt out and didn’t want to run anymore, and why it’s import...

Wedding Day Advice From A Wedding Coach Ft. Jamie Lee

Wedding Day Advice From A Wedding Coach Ft. Jamie Lee

This week, Jordana and Nicole are joined by Jamie Lee, comedian, author, and host of The Wedding Coach on Netflix. They talk about how Jamie broke into the wedding industry, and then dive into some of the most common wedding day dilemmas couples experience. Next they talk about dealing with difficul...

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