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WTF Is Going On With Adam Levine And Those Cheating Allegations?

WTF Is Going On With Adam Levine And Those Cheating Allegations?

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Can’t We Just Date?

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Can’t We Just Date?

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8 TikTok Fashion And Beauty Trends That Don’t Suck

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The Jesse Who Cried Drama

The Jesse Who Cried Drama

We finally got to watch the life-changing episode they promised us, and let’s just say it fell a little short of life-changing. Watching this live finale, in the words of Zach, “it was tough”. We had contestants self-eliminating, a surprisingly happy Tony, Grandpa John, and just a sprinkle of ...

How To Avoid Dating App Burnout

How To Avoid Dating App Burnout

Jared and Jordana are back in the studio on Jordana’s birthday to record the first episode for our new YouTube channel. They start with a discussion about happy birthday etiquette and. Then, J&J discuss a New York Times article all about dating app burnout and how to avoid it. Have dating apps don...

The Realest Girls In Paris Ft. Victoria Zito & Margaux Lignel

The Realest Girls In Paris Ft. Victoria Zito & Margaux Lignel

Dylan is joined in the studio by two stars of Bravo’s latest show, Real Girlfriends In Paris. Margaux and Victoria break down how they ended up on a Bravo show overseas, and how they adjusted to showing their lives on camera. They also get into the rollercoaster of dating on camera, and Victoria o...

Can We Find Happiness In Being Single? Ft. Almost 30

Can We Find Happiness In Being Single? Ft. Almost 30

Did Jordana complete her cold shower assignment from last week? Maybe not, but she did learn a valuable lesson from the experience anyway. Naomi explains how our ability to vocalize discomfort reflects our level of assertiveness. In this week’s Overshare, a listener is feeling obligated to maintai...

The Disappearance Of Lynette Dawson

The Disappearance Of Lynette Dawson

Sara and Danny are back to cover the case of Chris Dawson, an Australian rugby league footballer whose wife, Lynette Dawson, mysteriously disappeared from their family home. They go all the way back to the beginning of their relationship in Australia and set the scene before her disappearance, which...

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I Sailed On The Cruise Ship From ‘The Bachelorette’ And Here’s What It Was Like

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