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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Class Is In Session

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Class Is In Session

‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is On Its Last Leg—But Here’s How It Can Be Fixed

‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is On Its Last Leg—But Here’s How It Can Be Fixed

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A Bro’s Breakdown Of Michelle’s ‘Bachelorette’ Contestants

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Jared and Jordana are back with another Sunday Special, and this week they’re answering an email from a listener who wants to know if it’s ever worth it to “chase” someone. After three dates, she felt like his communication became inconsistent and he always had excuses to not meet up, so she...

Britney’s Threat, Jay-Z’s Fragrance Lawsuit, & DWTS Cheating Rumors (October 18th, 2021)

Britney’s Threat, Jay-Z’s Fragrance Lawsuit, & DWTS Cheating Rumors (October 18th, 2021)

It’s a new week, and there’s a new Britney Spears Instagram caption that needs analyzing. Next, we discuss the celebrity fragrance deal gone wrong that’s left Jay-Z facing an $18 million lawsuit. And we finish things off with an extremely messy cheating rumor about this season’s Dancing With...

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Everything You Need To Know About Botox And Filler Before Your Wedding Ft. Dr. Jaimie Glick

On this episode, Jordana is joined by board certified dermatologist Dr. Jaimie Glick to answer all your questions about Botox and filler. They cover what first-timers should know about Botox, what areas people usually treat, and which Botox brand is best. Dr. Glick also shares when the best time to ...

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The Cult Of Gwen Shamblin

Sara and Danny are back to talk all about Gwen Shamblin and her Weigh Down program, which spread all over the US as a weight loss alternative in the 90's. Then, they breakdown how she turned her TV talk show fame into a religious cult with influence all over the US with some disturbing practices.. T...

What It’s Really Like Returning To Work After Having A Baby

What It’s Really Like Returning To Work After Having A Baby

It's been two weeks since Brittany has officially returned for maternity leave and this week, she is joined once again by Shira Dreksler for this special welcome back episode. To start, Brittany shares how she's feeling and what's been going on now that she's back to work. They also chat about Britt...

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