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Hot New AFFAIRbnb Listing: Raquel’s Trailer Outside Of Avenue Six Studios

Hot New AFFAIRbnb Listing: Raquel’s Trailer Outside Of Avenue Six Studios

Exclusive Transcript Of [LONG PAUSE] Ron DeSantis’ [LOUD STATIC] Presidential Bid

Exclusive Transcript Of [LONG PAUSE] Ron DeSantis’ [LOUD STATIC] Presidential Bid

Lettuce Settle This: “The Kardashians” Episode 1 Power Rankings

Lettuce Settle This: “The Kardashians” Episode 1 Power Rankings

Hey, Schwartz! We Edited Your Crappy Apology Text To Ariana

Hey, Schwartz! We Edited Your Crappy Apology Text To Ariana

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Robyn’s Exes Are On The Line

Robyn’s Exes Are On The Line

Ever wonder what your exes think of you now, but couldn’t bring yourself to pick up the phone and call them? Robyn is living out everyone’s fantasy/nightmare and opening the lines for a very special group of people: her exes. In what may be the most emotional and honest episode she’ll ever rec...

Swimsuit Season Is Coming & So Is My Anxiety

Swimsuit Season Is Coming & So Is My Anxiety

Don’t you just hate poster’s remorse? Emily tells Remy all about her recent IG anxiety after posting a picture, and fighting that “who the f*ck do I think I am” feeling (we’ve all been there). They unpack the nuanced mental struggles that come with social media, before Remy shares her stre...

How Do I Know If I’m Ready To Date Again?

How Do I Know If I’m Ready To Date Again?

As Mental Health Awareness Month comes to an end, this week’s emails focus on how you view yourself playing a role in your relationships. First, Jared and Jordana hear from a listener who’s a few months into being single again. She started off feeling single and free, but day by day, loneliness ...

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The Hair Heard ‘Round the World Ft. Jordana Abraham (RHONJ)

In a post-finale, pre-reunion fugue state, Dylan and Jordana sit down to recap Teresa’s Jersey wedding special, which felt curiously low-budget. They get into the major plot points, including the handling of the Gorga situation, Margaret’s muddled choices, and the dorters’ joint confessional s...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 9 (Church And State)

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 9 (Church And State)

Put on your glasses and cry in secret, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap the penultimate episode of Succession's ever, and at long last it's time to lay Logan Roy to rest. They get into it all, from Roman's bungled eulogy, to Shiv and Tom's reunion, and Kendall's strategic moves. Then, Sami a...

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