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White Gladis Is The 2023 Betch Of The Year

By Betches Staff

Thank you to all our nominees (minus you, Sandoval).

All Of The Questions I Have After Watching The ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Season 11 Trailer

By Steph Perlman

Is Sandoval still in love with Raquel?

I Interviewed My Gen Alpha Sister Who Read My Millennial Ass For Filth And It Went Viral

By Nicole Pellegrino

Gen Z, watch out!

Celeb Couples That Made You Stop And Say, "Wait, WTF?"

By Steph Perlman

These keep me up at night.

What Your S.O.'s "Name A Woman" Response Says About Your Relationship

The Most WTF Celeb Baby Names That I'd Low-Key *Actually* Consider

Good News, Millennials: You’ll Never Own A Home, But Side Parts Are Back!

The Elf On The Shelf Is The Fucking Worst, Do Not @ Me

By Rachel Varina

DO NOT COME FOR ME.

The Best Books Of 2023 To Read If Your New Year Resolution Is Avoiding People

By Sara Levine

Reading girlies, assemble!

Have A Reality TV-Obsessed BFF? Gifts Them These For Their Next Binge-Watching Sesh

By Andrea Marie

But if you're a worm with a mustache, you deserve coal.

For The Group Chat

@Betches

Co-founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage — aka the OG Betches friend group that started it all — welcome you to their pop culture group chat. Each week, they cover all the latest in celeb drama, the hottest TV and movies out now, and never fail to say some v funny sh*t (ofc). Come for the hot takes, stay for the group chat vibe.

Ask Men Anything

There’s one question that has stumped our universe for centuries: Why do men? Emma Willmann is on a quest to find out the answer in this podcast from Betches Media. Each week, Emma is inviting some of the funniest and most interesting men she knows into the studio and pulling from the Ask Men Anything inbox to ask your biggest, weirdest, and most pressing questions of earth’s most mysterious beings. What makes a man ready to settle down and choose a partner? Why don’t men ask their friends follow-up questions? And men know golf is boring, right?

Betches Brides

When a bride accepts a proposal, they’re not expecting to say yes to distress. But wedding planning can be the most stressful time in any relationship — families collide, personalities clash, and wallets empty even before your mother-in-law adds her entire bridge club to the invite list. Good thing Betches’ bride guide, Fallon Carter, is in the house.

Betches Sup

Amanda Duberman, Alise Morales, and Milly Tamarez curate and dissect the week’s biggest stories in news and politics while mixing smart, personal analysis with a healthy spoonful of humor to make it all go down easier. From political campaigns to pop culture, we’re processing it the only way we know how: together, and with jokes.

Call Waiting

When the drama is just too long to text, comedian Robyn Schall is here to take your call.

Childproof

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation.

Crown Jewels

Hear ye, hear ye! Welcome to Crown Jewels by Betches Media – the elite podcast for the royally obsessed! Every week, hosts Samantha Bush and Lex Niko break down the latest royal updates around the world.

Diet Starts Tomorrow

In a world where wellness can make you unwell and beauty standards feel anything but standard, Betches Media presents a podcast that digs into the emotional side of well-being.

Mention It All

Bravo, Bravo, f*cking Bravo. Three times a week, we break down everything Real Housewives and more, from episode recaps to social media drama.

Morning Announcements

Every morning, Betches co-founder and host Sami Sage gives you quick daily updates with the most important info you need to know about politics and current events.

Not Another True Crime

Your two funniest friends talking about crime. Each week, we break down a crime, cult, scam, or scheme with a healthy dose of irreverent humor.

Oversharing

Think of Jordana and Dr. Naomi as your BFF and your therapist, sitting side-by-side at the brunch table trying to help you get through your problems. Because sometimes we really need advice from people with no skin in the game. And let’s face it, your friends can’t stand to hear that story one more time.

Pop Crime

If your idea of a fun Friday night includes pouring over #FreeBritney testimonies, reciting Alexis Neiers’ phone call to Nancy Jo from memory, and checking in on Carole Baskin’s wiki page for the 4,327th time, then Pop Crime is the show for you. In this new podcast from Betches Media, host Kiki Monique is combining her two true loves – pop culture and true crime – into a cocktail of scandalous storytelling. Each week, she makes sense of the messiest celebrity legal drama, infamous crimes of the past, and dirty deeds of the rich and famous so you have something to talk about at your next happy hour… or at least a new wikipedia page to bookmark.

So Bad It's Good

When culture pops, so does Ryan Bailey. On So Bad It's Good, a daily podcast presented by Betches Media, Ryan dissects the best (and worst) entertainment has to offer, welcoming special guests to chat about all the latest headlines, big TV moments (past and present), and literally every scandal, feud, or Hollywood controversy that’s made us lose our shit. (We’re looking at you, Tom Sandoval.)

Soft Black Woman

Black women can do it all. But Dr. Akilah Cadet no longer has time for that. In this weekly podcast brought to you by the Betches Sup, Dr. Cadet unpacks trending news and what’s in the zeitgeist from a BIPOC perspective, inviting her smartest friends and amazing thinkers to discuss all things lifestyle + culture while sharing how they prioritize rest and joy in a world that constantly demands vigilance. Everyone is welcome to the “Soft Black Woman” club.

The Betchelor

We’re here to say all the things you’re screaming at your TV while watching The Bachelor — because that finale dress was disgusting.

U Up?

From interpreting dating app messages and weird sexual encounters, to defining the relationship and everything in between, we’re here to make sure you don’t die alone.

Betches Moms

Get ready to lock yourself in the bathroom (or wherever else you hide from your kids) and listen to this podcast. Because you’ll literally never be alone again.

In Case Your Invite Gets Lost In The Mail, Gerry And Theresa's Wedding Is Airing Live

By Steph Perlman

We all won this season.

Why I Won't Watch Another GOP Debate

By Kaitlin Byrd

The hard truth is that Republicans aren’t offering to govern the country, and their debate stage, such as it is, reflects that.

Disturbing Celebrity PDA Moments That Are Forever Burned In My Brain

By Laura Rizzo Chagani

Make. It. Stop.

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My Unhinged Google Search History Of 2023 In Review

By Fleurine Tideman

Who is a worm with a mustache?

Gifts For The Girlies Who Love To Lounge (AKA We <3 Bed Rotting)

By Abby Cooney

If being horizontal is wrong, I don't want to be right.