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Brendan Morais And Pieper James Are Back Together And Publicly Asking For Privacy

Brendan Morais And Pieper James Are Back Together And Publicly Asking For Privacy

Hot Take: Lisa Rinna & Sutton Stracke Carried This Season of ‘RHOBH’

Hot Take: Lisa Rinna & Sutton Stracke Carried This Season of ‘RHOBH’

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All The Times Megan Fox & Machine Gun Kelly Did Too Much

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What Are The Signs That You’re In Love?

On this week’s episode, Jared and Jordana start out with a discussion about generational differences in wedding customs and why everyone loved The White Lotus. The first email is from an admittedly analytical listener asking how you actually know when you’re in love. Could research ever find you...

Meet The Cast (Michelle’s Season Preview)

Meet The Cast (Michelle’s Season Preview)

There's one week left before Michelle's season of the Bachelorette, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are here to share their reactions to the cast. They start with a conversation about their initial favorites, before turning to their cast bios to hand out some preseason impressions. Plus, Kay even shares a ...

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WTF Is Up With Brazilian Butt Lifts Ft. Alexis Barber

On this week’s episode, Sami is joined by content creator, Alexis Barber. She starts off by giving us an update on her life: telling us all about her new job at YouTube and why she doesn’t count her calories. Then they talk about shifting your energy when you feel insecure, how to deal with the ...

Let’s Go To Rachella (Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck Med)

Let’s Go To Rachella (Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck Med)

Bari and Dylan begin the show by discussing Kenya’s latest performances on Dancing With The Stars, and whether she has a shot at winning it all. Then, they pivot to Pump Rules in Palm Springs, and some questions that have been raised about Brock. They also analyze Sandoval’s steamrolling habit, ...

Captain Kirk Finally Went To Space (October 14th, 2021)

Captain Kirk Finally Went To Space (October 14th, 2021)

William Shatner became the oldest person ever to go to space, and we start the show with details on his flight. Next, we discuss Adele’s album announcement, and assess how much it’s going to emotionally wreck us. After that, Hamilton is under fire for alleged gender discrimination, and Netflix r...

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