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The Khloé Kardashian Bikini Pic Drama Is Actually Very Sad

The Khloé Kardashian Bikini Pic Drama Is Actually Very Sad

So Your Vaccine Selfie Didn’t Overperform. Here’s How To Fix That In Time For Dose 2.

So Your Vaccine Selfie Didn’t Overperform. Here’s How To Fix That In Time For Dose 2.

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5 ‘Real Housewives’ Storylines That Offer More Perspective On Life Than Therapy

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Can I Switch Doctors Mid-Pregnancy‪?

Can I Switch Doctors Mid-Pregnancy‪?

Hosts Aleen Dreksler and Brittany Levine are back and start the episode with a conversation about where kids learn all that defiant language you certainly never taught them. Next, Aleen shares an Embarrassing Story of the Week all about getting advice for conceiving from her OB-GYN mother. Then they...

Betches And The Cit‪y‬

Betches And The Cit‪y‬

In episode four of the new season, Sami, Aleen and Jordana are talking all about moving to New York City and what it was like being broke and single in their early twenties. They start with stories from their first apartments in the city, including their battles with cockroaches, gas leaks, and Murr...

Marlo In The Middle (RHOA, Summer House‪)‬

Marlo In The Middle (RHOA, Summer House‪)‬

Bari and Dylan kick off the new week with some weekend updates, before recapping part 2 of the RHOA trip to New Orleans. There’s a hurricane coming, and her name is Marlo Hampton. Porsha and Marlo’s freshly-mended friendship is immediately blown off course, and Bolo’s ghost is still wreaking h...

Afternoon Tea With Anne Helen Peterse‪n‬

Afternoon Tea With Anne Helen Peterse‪n‬

In this week’s Afternoon Tea, Sami Sage is joined by writer, author, and cultural critic Anne Helen Petersen. They begin with a conversation about Anne’s background, including getting her PhD in celebrity studies, working for Buzzfeed as a culture writer, and turning her Substack into a full tim...

Unpacking The Khloé Kardashian Drama

Unpacking The Khloé Kardashian Drama

Sami and Aleen convene for an emergency recording session to break down the Khloé Kardashian unedited photo fiasco. They cover all the drama: Was the unedited photo of Khloé in a bathing suit really leaked on MJ’s finsta or by a Kardashian assistant? They react to the Kardashians’ negative res...

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