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In Defense Of The Cult Of Peloton

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Someone Check On Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend’s Balls

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Sami and Jordana are back and they kick things off with a brief recap of last night’s RHOBH episode and their thoughts on the evolving scandal (skip to ~12 mins in for the end of RHOBH talk). Then, they talk about Britney’s surprise engagement and the fact that she deleted her Instagram account....

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BREAKING UPDATES: Alex Murdaugh, Elizabeth Holmes, and Maura Murray

Sara and Danny are back yet again with another special emergency with some wild updates on a few cases! They cover the latest in the Murdaugh murders, including some crucial updates in Alex’s shooting; some bizarre details of the ongoing case against Elizabeth Holmes; and a potential new discovery...

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On this episode of Afternoon Tea, Sami is joined by Emily Amick, who you may know as the face behind the viral political instagram account @EmilyinYourPhone and the co-host of the We’ve Got Issues podcast. To start, Emily shares her background, including being a former Counsel to Senator Chuck Sc...

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Dylan and Bari recap another iconic episode of Beverly Hills, and they start by trying to make sense of Erika’s unbelievable story. They commend Kyle’s work ethic, and question Crystal’s comments about Garcelle. Later, they discuss Dorit’s wedding dress reveal, and why she won’t stop comin...

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Don’t Let Your Body Hold You Back From Being A Vaca Bound Betch

Aleen and Sami start things off by sharing some Non-Scale Wins of their own: Aleen is finally taking maternity leave, and Sami is excited Amanda Knox followed her on Twitter. Then they read a listener NSW about shopping for wedding dresses and not succumbing to the pressures to want to fit into a s...

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