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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

A Holiday Rom-Com Main Character’s Guide To Getting A BF By Christmas

A Holiday Rom-Com Main Character’s Guide To Getting A BF By Christmas

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Pete & Kim’s Love Story: The 12 Dates Of Krismas

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Being A Messy Mawma Ft. Snooki

Being A Messy Mawma Ft. Snooki

On this episode, Brittany is joined by reality TV star and entrepreneur, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi. To start, they chat and reflect about Snooki's time on Jersey Shore, and why she decided to take some time off for herself. They also chat about Snooki's thoughts on Sissy and Meilani becoming reality ...

How To Stop Wasting Time On People Who Aren’t Making You A Priority

How To Stop Wasting Time On People Who Aren’t Making You A Priority

Jared and Jordana are back with another Sunday Special, and this week they’re analyzing the texts between a listener and a guy who keeps canceling because he’s busy and exhausted. Will he want to date when the time is right or is he just looking for a hookup? Later, J&J play a new game called Su...

Dealing With Uncomfortable Bridesmaid Requests

Dealing With Uncomfortable Bridesmaid Requests

Jordana and Nicole are back with another episode and they kick it off with some updates as Jordana’s wedding is just a little over a week away! She shares everything going on with her planning, including what is making her the most stressed along with what she’s most excited about. Nicole also t...

Talking To Guys About Your Biological Clock Ft. Jared Freid

Talking To Guys About Your Biological Clock Ft. Jared Freid

This week, Sami is joined by our favorite stand-up comedian and U Up? co-host, Jared Freid. They start off by discussing dating at different ages, how dating is different for men and women, and deciding when’s the right time to have children. Then they discuss how the pandemic has changed their li...

The Other Suitcase Killer

The Other Suitcase Killer

Sara and Danny are back to cover another suitcase killer (!) they discovered while researching last week's episode: Melanie McGuire. They kick things off with some background on Melanie and how she met her husband Bill, and how it all unraveled when he mysteriously vanished. They also cover the inve...

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