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I Had A Late-Term Abortion And I Have No Regrets

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UPDATED: The Most Shocking Moments From The Depp-Heard Trial So Far

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How To Get Better At Taking Feedback

How To Get Better At Taking Feedback

This week, Jordana and Naomi start by telling us why it’s so hard to take feedback sometimes (and how to tell your therapist what they could be doing differently). Then the Overshare email of the week comes from a listener whose fiancé has a family that feels like she’s stealing him away. Shoul...

Why Are We So Obsessed With Defining Ourselves? Ft. Jordana Abraham & Dr. Naomi Bernstein

Why Are We So Obsessed With Defining Ourselves? Ft. Jordana Abraham & Dr. Naomi Bernstein

It’s all about therapy this week as Aleen is joined by Jordana and her sister, clinical psychologist Dr. Naomi Bernstein. They fill us in on their new podcast Oversharing, which is all about the challenges we face in all kinds of relationships; from friendships to family to long term partnerships....

Family Is Everything, Until It Isn’t Ft. Melissa Gorga

Family Is Everything, Until It Isn’t Ft. Melissa Gorga

Just in time for the RHONJ reunion, Dylan is joined by Melissa Gorga to unpack this roller coaster of a season. They discuss how the social media response has shifted, and she explains why she finally feels free after so many seasons of feuding with Teresa. She also weighs in on the issues between D...

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Internet Sleuthing With Deanna Thompson AKA Baudi Moovan

Sara and Danny are joined by the one and only Deanna Thompson AKA Baudi Moovan who we all know and love from Don't F**k With Cats! They start off talking about her involvement in the Luka Magnotta case and how the process of filming the documentary unfolded. She also shares what the documentary got ...

How To Stop Sabotaging Your Own Relationship Success

How To Stop Sabotaging Your Own Relationship Success

<p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi="">Jordana and Naomi are back for week two of the podcast and start things off with a convo about one of the most common sources of aggravation we all share: customer service. Why does the person on the other end of the phone get under our skin so often? Then they tackle ...

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