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Chanel’s Underwhelming Advent Calendar Is Getting Dragged On TikTok

Chanel’s Underwhelming Advent Calendar Is Getting Dragged On TikTok

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Is This Men Tell All or RodneyCon?

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Is This Men Tell All or RodneyCon?

What Holiday Gift To Get Based On Their Zodiac Sign

What Holiday Gift To Get Based On Their Zodiac Sign

17 Books To Read This Winter When It’s Too Cold To Go Outside

17 Books To Read This Winter When It’s Too Cold To Go Outside

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What Does ‘The Market’ Even Mean?

What Does ‘The Market’ Even Mean?

On today’s Loose Change episode presented by Public.com, Berna is back with Amanda Holden aka Dumpster Doggy to continue their conversation about investing. They discuss some common investment terms that get thrown around and what you should know about them, including stuff like stocks, bonds, ma...

The Thanksgiving Butcher

The Thanksgiving Butcher

Sara and Danny are back with a seasonal crime this week, covering how Omaima Nelson murdered and carved her husband during Thanksgiving 1991. The cover the situation in the marriage a leading up to the event, and what Omaima alleged was the inciting incident for the murder. They also go through the ...

How DIY Can Save Your Wedding Budget Ft. Caroline Ripa

How DIY Can Save Your Wedding Budget Ft. Caroline Ripa

This week, Nicole hosts content creator Caroline Ripa to talk all about her own wedding journey and how she managed to keep her budget low with some DIY elements. Caroline talks us through the planning of her wedding and how she approached the process, and a few things she would do differently knowi...

How Do I Talk To My Kids About Money? Ft. Berna Anat

How Do I Talk To My Kids About Money? Ft. Berna Anat

Brittany is joined by financial hype woman, speaker, and host of the Money Please podcast, Berna Anat to talk all about money and budgeting. To kick off, they chat about everything we weren't taught about money growing up, and just how to start the conversation around money with kids. Next, Berna of...

How to Become Your Most Confident Self Ft. Serena Kerrigan

How to Become Your Most Confident Self Ft. Serena Kerrigan

Today Sami is joined by the one, the only, the self-styled Queen of Confidence, content creator Serena F*cking Kerrigan—or SFK for short. They start off by chatting about the ultimate act of self love (spoiler: it’s self pleasure), which inspired Serena’s new card game. SFK then divulges why s...

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