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The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Closing Time

The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Closing Time

Welcome To The Anne Hathaissance: Long May The Queen Of Genovia Reign

Welcome To The Anne Hathaissance: Long May The Queen Of Genovia Reign

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Were Harry & Olivia Only Together For The Movie?, A $4.8 Million Gummy Bear Saga, & Cracking The Case Of The White Lotus

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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Jordana, Sami, and Aleen share their plans for the holiday: who’s hosting, what are they bringing, what’s the best size for a gathering? So yes, this is kind of turning into a Martha Stewart podcast, but we’re not mad about it. Then onto celeb news of the week, an...

Body Talk: Emily Shares Her Personal Journ’

Body Talk: Emily Shares Her Personal Journ’

TW: This episode discusses restrictive eating, weight loss, and eating disorders, including anorexia and bulimia. Now that we’re all good friends here, Emily is getting personal about her body journey. She and Remy preface the episode by saying that their experiences might not be the same as ever...

How To Deal With Weird Texts From An Ex

How To Deal With Weird Texts From An Ex

Thanksgiving is over, and the Board Lord and the Tree Betch are back. This week they’re helping a listener interpret some strange messages from her ex talking about “their song” and then his engagement photos with his new fiancé. J&J break down why he might be sending her these things and tel...

Manifest Your Dream Wedding Ft. Mandy Jensen

Manifest Your Dream Wedding Ft. Mandy Jensen

This week, Samantha brings on influencer and mental health advocate behind Girl & The blog, Mandy Jensen. Mandy is here to share all about her destination wedding in Cancun and the journey leading up to it. But how did she meet her husband, become engaged, and get married in just over a year? Ma...

The Germond Family Thanksgiving Murders

The Germond Family Thanksgiving Murders

Sara and Danny kick off the week with some updates on Elizabeth Holmes before diving into this week's case: The Germond House Murders. They take us back all the way to Thanksgiving in 1930, where a dairy farm in upstate New York was the setting for the murder of an entire family. They walk us throug...

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