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If Gen Z Is The ‘Most Diverse Generation Ever’, Why Are We Still Idolizing Skinny, Rich, White Women?

If Gen Z Is The ‘Most Diverse Generation Ever’, Why Are We Still Idolizing Skinny, Rich, White Women?

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Am I Doing Enough To Prepare For The Baby‪?

Am I Doing Enough To Prepare For The Baby‪?

Aleen and Brittany start things off with updates on how their bodies are faring in their respective stages or pregnancy. Brittany talks about her upcoming Glucose Test and the possibility of having gestational diabetes, including a few symptoms that could point towards that diagnosis. Then they dive...

How To Spot a Lazy Dater Before You Get In Too Dee‪p

How To Spot a Lazy Dater Before You Get In Too Dee‪p

Jordana and Jared are back with another Sunday Special, and this week they’re discussing when you can assume exclusivity with someone you’re seeing. A listener writes in after her DTR conversation with a long-distance romance did not go as she hoped. Was she reading the signs all wrong? Plus, th...

Meet The New Girl Behind The DST Insta, Sydney Raif‪f‬

Meet The New Girl Behind The DST Insta, Sydney Raif‪f‬

This week Sami and Aleen are joined by the new DST Content Manager, Sydney Raiff - yes that means the girl behind the Insta. They begin by getting to know Sydney a bit better- where she grew up, where she went to college, and what brought her to Betches. Then they get into Sydney’s love of food, h...

Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admission Scanda‪l‬

Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admission Scanda‪l‬

This week, Sara and Danny are back with a breakdown of the college admissions scandal that landed Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman in prison (for like, 2 minutes). They start off with some background on the ringleader of the scheme, Rick Singer, and how he ended up making millions from sneaking in...

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Including Your Loved Ones In Your Weddin‪g

Jordana and Nicole are back this week to discuss an important topic: how to include your love ones in your wedding when you aren't having a bridal party. First off, a listener writes in about how to include her finances sibling in the wedding when they have decided against wedding parties. Jordana a...

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