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Kylie Swim Is Getting Ripped Apart On TikTok

Kylie Swim Is Getting Ripped Apart On TikTok

The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: PROMenade Me Into Oncoming Traffic

The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: PROMenade Me Into Oncoming Traffic

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Dear Millennials, Stop Trying To Gatekeep The 90s

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Creating Boundaries Around Your Body Is What Confident People Do Ft. Chinae Alexander

On this week’s episode, Sami is joined by wellness expert, Chinae Alexander. They discuss the wellness industry, what it means to be part of it, and why being healthy doesn’t mean working off your brunch. Then they discuss how to channel your inner body confidence, why being at lowest weight doe...

How To Confront Your S.O. About Sketchy Texts

How To Confront Your S.O. About Sketchy Texts

Jared and Jordana are back with another Sunday Special, and this week they’re helping a listener who saw something suspicious on her boyfriend’s phone. Should she be concerned by this message? How should she bring this up to him without breaking the trust in their relationship? Plus, they discus...

How To Choose Which Co-Workers To Invite To Your Wedding

How To Choose Which Co-Workers To Invite To Your Wedding

Jordana and Nicole are back with a new episode! Nicole starts off talking about how she feels now that her wedding is done and her thoughts on the dreaded ‘post-wedding blues.’ Jordana then shares a few updates from her own wedding that keeps getting closer and closer! They then get into a few e...

Gabby Petito & Other Cases You Should Know About

Gabby Petito & Other Cases You Should Know About

Sara and Danny are back to cover the case that everyone seems to be talking about, the disappearance of Gabby Petito. They breakdown everything we know about the timeline and all the recent updates, before moving on to cover a few other cases in the area that haven’t received as much attention, bu...

We Need More Feminist Dads Ft. Jordan Shapiro

We Need More Feminist Dads Ft. Jordan Shapiro

This week, Aleen is joined by two-time author and first dad on Betches Moms, Jordan Shapiro. To start, they chat about his story as a dad and stepdad, before diving into his newest book Father Figure: How To Be a Feminist Dad. Jordan shares his reason for writing his book, the meaning behind bein...

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