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How To Drive Yourself Crazy After Sending A Risky Text

How To Drive Yourself Crazy After Sending A Risky Text

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Class Is In Session

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Class Is In Session

‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is On Its Last Leg—But Here’s How It Can Be Fixed

‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is On Its Last Leg—But Here’s How It Can Be Fixed

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Unpopular Opinion: I Don’t Feel Better When I Work Out Ft. Sean Kilby

Unpopular Opinion: I Don’t Feel Better When I Work Out Ft. Sean Kilby

This Thursday, Sami is joined by Betches’ Senior Director of Podcasts, Sean Kilby. They discuss gaining 40 pounds, getting into working out, and why working out sometimes doesn’t actually make you feel better. They also discuss starting to love vegetables, if working out can actually be a hobby,...

Take Notes, Boys (Michelle’s Season Premiere)

Take Notes, Boys (Michelle’s Season Premiere)

Michelle Young’s season is finally here, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are here to recap it all. They dive into the season premiere, starting with a brief synopsis, before getting into those episode names. We meet Michelle’s parents and her students, before getting into the most memorable contestant...

Lala Is Giving Relationship Advice… (Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck Med Reunion)

Lala Is Giving Relationship Advice… (Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck Med Reunion)

Bari and Dylan are back with the latest on Lala and Randall’s rumored breakup, and then they recap Vanderpump Rules, where Lala is giving some poorly-timed relationship advice to Scheana. They also weigh in on Katie vs. Sandoval, and whether old rage texts are fair game. After that, they discuss t...

How To Talk To Your S.O. About Sex

How To Talk To Your S.O. About Sex

On this week’s episode, Jared and Jordana start out with an update on Jordana’s braces and a discussion about how dental customer service relates to dating. The first email is from a listener who wants to know how to get her boyfriend to put in more effort in bed. How should she bring this up to...

#576 Bannon In Shackles

#576 Bannon In Shackles

Alise, Kaitlin, and Amanda share a shocking update on the Zebras on the run in Maryland. Then they break down what you should know about the House’s investigation into the Capitol attacks and attempts to hold Trump allies in contempt. They connect this to other Democratic efforts in Congress and d...

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