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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Who’s Walking The Plank?

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Who’s Walking The Plank?

WTF Is The Deal With The ‘Pink Sauce’ That’s All Over TikTok?

WTF Is The Deal With The ‘Pink Sauce’ That’s All Over TikTok?

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27 Books To Add To Your End Of Summer Reading List

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Stop Wasting Your Time With So Much Cardio Ft. Megan Roup

Stop Wasting Your Time With So Much Cardio Ft. Megan Roup

Celebrity Trainer and Founder of The Sculpt Society, Megan Roup, joins Aleen to talk about all the sh*t we’re doing wrong in our virtual workouts. To start it off, Megan shares her background in fitness and what brought her to found TSS in 2017. Megan then shares what TSS is all about and how her ...

Stop Worrying About The Friend Group

Stop Worrying About The Friend Group

J&J are fresh off the flight from the U Up? Live show in Chicago and ready to solve dating with another Sunday Special. The listener writes in about a situationship with (debatably) 22 years of history. She explains that they didn’t want to date long distance, but now that they’re finally going ...

Meet Our First Brides Ambassador Ft. Hannah Chambers

Meet Our First Brides Ambassador Ft. Hannah Chambers

This week, Nicole is joined by Brides ambassador Hannah Chambers, for the first Betches Brides Ambassador episode. First, Hannah shares about her roots in wedding planning, her Meet-Cute, and her green-nail proposal fiasco. Of course, Nicole asks about Hannah’s wedding plans, specifically, how she...

Teal Swan’s Toxic Spirituality (The Deep End)

Teal Swan’s Toxic Spirituality (The Deep End)

TW: This episode contains discussion and references to suicide. If you are thinking about suicide, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255) or the Suicide Crisis Line at 1-800-784-2433. Sara and Danny are back this week to talk all about Teal Swan, the focus of t...

Is My Baby Bored?

Is My Baby Bored?

This week Brittany starts us off by recapping Oliver’s 4th birthday celebrations. Next, they answer some listener’s questions surrounding topics that aren’t talked about enough. In honor of World Breastfeeding Week (August 1st-7th) they revisit their own personal stories, stressing how importa...

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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Not Well, Bitch!

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5 Ways To Celebrate Disability Pride Month

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