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Last-Minute 4th Of July Outfits That Aren’t Tacky

I Had A Late-Term Abortion And I Have No Regrets

I Had A Late-Term Abortion And I Have No Regrets

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Should You Pre-Qualify Your First Dates?

Should You Pre-Qualify Your First Dates?

It’s Faux Pas Sunday on the pod, and Jared and Jordana are starting out with a U Up-Date from the infamous Poof from our episode on 5/22. The emailer writes in asking how to deal with guys who quickly set the expectation that they’re just looking for a hookup. How much should she go with the flo...

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The Hipster Grifter & LIVE Show Games!

Sara and Danny are back to cover a deep cut from 2009, The Hipster Grifter. They talk all about Kari Ferrell’s fraud-fueled journey from Salt Lake City all the way to the hipster capital of the world, Brooklyn. The cover all the scams she did along the way and how on earth she was able to get a jo...

A Picture Is Not Worth A Thousand Bad Thoughts Ft. Alex Light

A Picture Is Not Worth A Thousand Bad Thoughts Ft. Alex Light

Aleen is joined by Alex Light (@alexlight_ldn), a London based, body confidence and self-acceptance influencer and the author of the new book: “You Are Not A Before Picture.” The episode kicks off with Alex talking about how her account went from being a fashion blog to ultimately shifting her f...

Is Your Wedding About You Or The Guests? Ft. Melissa Andre

Is Your Wedding About You Or The Guests? Ft. Melissa Andre

This week Nicole is back with wedding and event planner Melissa Andre, one of our most listened to guests in Betches Brides history. In this episode Nicole and Melissa chat about how social media, especially TikTok, has changed the way people view the wedding planning industry. Did you know people h...

Why Is It So Hard To Make Mom Friends?

Why Is It So Hard To Make Mom Friends?

This week Brittany and Aleen are back to share all the details from Jack’s 1st birthday party where they were surrounded by family and friends. They then chat about how they met some of their mom friends and share some tips on how to overcome the hurdle of seeking out a new mom community. But how ...

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