Mascot

Want 10% off?

Sign up for the Betches Newsletter for 10% off your first Shop Betches order—not to mention, funny sh*t sent to your inbox twice a week.

45
A Betchy Breakdown Of Charity’s Men Who Are All Software Developers Named Caleb

A Betchy Breakdown Of Charity’s Men Who Are All Software Developers Named Caleb

Coach Sandoval’s Leaked Flashcards For Raquel’s ‘VPR’ Reunion Debut

Coach Sandoval’s Leaked Flashcards For Raquel’s ‘VPR’ Reunion Debut

The “Succession” Characters Aren’t Doing Great After The Finale, Dramaturgically

The “Succession” Characters Aren’t Doing Great After The Finale, Dramaturgically

Hot New AFFAIRbnb Listing: Raquel’s Trailer Outside Of Avenue Six Studios

Hot New AFFAIRbnb Listing: Raquel’s Trailer Outside Of Avenue Six Studios

Shop The Bachelorette Drop

Fucking Flawless Compact Mirror

$20

Bach Shit Crazy Tote

$28

Party Pink Bucket Hat

$34

2024 Bride Crew

$50

Latest Podcasts

See More
Scandoval And The Audacity Of Men

Scandoval And The Audacity Of Men

Jared and Jordana are back in the studio after weeks of travel and touring to talk about the word on everyone’s minds and TVs: Scandoval. Jordana gives Jared the highlights of the Vanderpump Rules finale and reunion, and they debate the toll of being cheated on in such a grand scale. Then, they ju...

Owning Your Sh*t Is A Huge Part Of Mental Wellness Ft. Dr. Naomi Bernstein

Owning Your Sh*t Is A Huge Part Of Mental Wellness Ft. Dr. Naomi Bernstein

Do you ever just avoid all your feelings until they’re so bottled up you explode? ’Cause same (I’m the problem, it’s me). Dr. Naomi Bernstein—clinical psychologist and co-host of the *fab* Oversharing podcast—joins Remy and Emily to talk all things mental health, including the importance...

Secrets Are On The Line

Secrets Are On The Line

Your secret is safe with Robyn… unless you call in to share it on the podcast. This week is all about your deepest, darkest secrets, and Robyn is giving her best advice for how to keep things under wraps. From forbidden office crushes to hidden friendship betrayals and even those intimate bathroom...

If A Tre Falls… Ft. Jordana Abraham (RHONJ Reunion)

If A Tre Falls… Ft. Jordana Abraham (RHONJ Reunion)

Dylan and Jordana are back to recap a hectic first part of the RHONJ reunion, with Teresa and Melissa each making their final push to secure their spots. Meanwhile, Danielle and Rachel work through their unnecessary feud, Margaret’s arsenal is laid bare, and we find ourselves right back in 2010. C...

Is The Daily Mail Kate’s Biggest Stan?

Is The Daily Mail Kate’s Biggest Stan?

To start off this episode, Samantha and Lex notice that the front page of the Daily Mail is quite pro Kate Middleton, has the Princess of Wales won them over? Then they serve us this week’s Tea & Crumpets about Buckingham rejecting the request to return Prince Alemayehu’s body to Ethiopia, and a...

Trending

All Hail Ariana Madix, Queen of the Revenge Dress

All Hail Ariana Madix, Queen of the Revenge Dress

If Kris Jenner’s Contract For Kylie Jenner And Timothée Chalamet’s ‘Romance’ Leaked 

If Kris Jenner’s Contract For Kylie Jenner And Timothée Chalamet’s ‘Romance’ Leaked 

Instagram

Follow

Read the receipts

Subscribe to our newsletters so you're not the only one in the group chat who doesn't know WTF is going on when we're talking about pop culture, politics, reality TV, & more.

Subscribe
See More

Hot Takes

Retail therapy

shop more

Bad Bitches Cry Crew

$50

View Product

First Class Crew

$50

View Product

Save The Fucking Planet Tote

$22

View Product

Patriarchy Keychain

$12

View Product

Rae of Light x Betches All My Shit's In Here Bag

$122

View Product

Rae of Light x Betches Custom Brides Bag

$122

View Product

Bad Bitches Cry Mug

$20

View Product

Oh Hey, You Hat

$32

View Product

Karma Crew

$50

View Product

I'm The Problem Hat

$32

View Product

Not A Hugger Crew

$50

View Product

SVU University Crew

$50

View Product

No Talent Crew

$50

View Product

Betches Varsity Crew

$50

View Product

Accept This Rosé Wine Glass

$14

View Product

Tired As A Mother Hoodie

$54

View Product

RHONJ Wine Glass

$14

View Product

Too Old For This Shit Crew

$50

View Product

Anxiety Is My Cardio Sweatshirt

$50

Anxiety Is My Cardio Sweatshirt
View Product

Mention It All Hat

$32

View Product

Never Heard Of You Hat

$32

View Product

Unpopular Opinions Card Game

$20

Unpopular Opinions Card Game
View Product

Not Well, Bitch! Hat

$32

View Product