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“Succession” Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?

“Succession” Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?

I Had The Stomach Flu On The First Night Of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour—And Ran Into Cara Delevigne In The Bathroom

I Had The Stomach Flu On The First Night Of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour—And Ran Into Cara Delevigne In The Bathroom

Candace Owens Demanded An Explanation For This Inclusive SKIMS Campaign. Allow Me!

Candace Owens Demanded An Explanation For This Inclusive SKIMS Campaign. Allow Me!

Yes, Taylor Swift’s Tour Was Absolutely Worth The Hype—And A Cross-Country Road Trip

Yes, Taylor Swift’s Tour Was Absolutely Worth The Hype—And A Cross-Country Road Trip

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The Women Tell All At The Same Time

The Women Tell All At The Same Time

Kay's favorite episode is here, and the women are ready to tell all. There are feuds that we didn't even know existed between a one time wonder and Katherine aka Kat. Shockingly, Christina Mandrell was a nothing burger, and we got a first for the Bachelor Franchise, they actually addressed an issue ...

All This Toxicity Hurts! Ft. Jordana Abraham (RHONJ)

All This Toxicity Hurts! Ft. Jordana Abraham (RHONJ)

Dylan and Jordana return for another week of RHONJ, recapping an episode that apparently got a 2-for-1 therapy Groupon. They break down Teresa’s counseling session, Jenn Fessler’s refreshing friendship to Margaret, and why Frank Sr. needs to grow up. Finally, they dig into Bill and Jennifer’s ...

Why Are Situationship Breakups So Painful?

Why Are Situationship Breakups So Painful?

On this week’s episode, Jared starts with a story about being on his phone at the bar. The first emailer asks how she can slow down the pace of dating. How can she get out of the cycle of going from first date to “Willy Wonka grandparents” with the guys she’s dating? The Awkward Sexual Encou...

How To Get Over Making A Bad Decision

How To Get Over Making A Bad Decision

Jordana and Naomi are back with an Oversharing email from a listener who is feeling lost after her therapist terminated their session. Jordana then asks Naomi if she’s ever had to break up with a client. The Betchicist topic this week is from “One Regretful Betch’’. Can she ask her ex-situat...

The Scandoval Of It All, Is The Bieber Marriage Arranged?, & Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage

The Scandoval Of It All, Is The Bieber Marriage Arranged?, & Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage

Aleen and Jordana are out today, but don’t worry Betch, Sami and her good friend Kate Kennedy (host of the ‘Be There in Five’ podcast) are here to spill all the pop culture tea of the week. Of course, the episode begins with a debrief on the Scandoval. That's followed by additional hot takes ...

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