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The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: This Could Have Been An Email

The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: This Could Have Been An Email

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All The Times Megan Fox & Machine Gun Kelly Did Too Much

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This week, Sami is joined by our fave comedian and co-host of the Betches’ podcast, U Up?, Jared Freid. They start off by talking about the difference between eating during quarantine vs. out of quarantine, eating in airport lounges, and what being satiated means to Jared. Then they give everyone ...

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#558 Texas Plays Stupid Games; Gets Stupid Prizes

Milly, Alise, and Amanda discuss why this year’s Emmys felt especially performative on diversity and list their biggest letdowns. Then they debrief on the first set of challenges to Texas’ abortion law brought by one former felon on house arrest and another pro-choice man in Chicago. Finally, th...

Where To Start If I Want To Adopt? Ft. Sami Albert

Where To Start If I Want To Adopt? Ft. Sami Albert

Aleen and Brittany are joined by Pregnancy Counselor and Clinical Support Specialist, Sami Albert, to talk all about the adoption process for adoptive parents and birth parents. To kick off, Sami shares how she works with birth parents to make sure they are informed throughout the entire process of ...

How To Know If You’re A Rebound

How To Know If You’re A Rebound

On this week’s episode, Jared and Jordana start out with an update on Jordana’s orthodontic journey and an exciting announcement. The first email asks how to know if you’re someone’s rebound. If they constantly bring up their ex, does it mean they’re not over them? The Awkward Sexual Encou...

All-Stars 2 Is Pure Chaos (RHOP, Below Deck Med)

All-Stars 2 Is Pure Chaos (RHOP, Below Deck Med)

Filming for All-Stars 2 is underway at Blue Stone Manor, and Bari and Dylan start the show with the juiciest social media posts so far. Next, they recap this week’s RHOP, where Miss Dorothy returns to wreak havoc on Candiace’s life. Later, they discuss Mia’s social media behavior, and whether ...

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