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Do You Know How To Be The Worst?

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10 Places I Would Take My Enemy To In Los Angeles

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Plan The Ultimate Bach Party(ies) Ft. Claire Murphy & Allison Odhner

RBB Claire Murphy joins Fallon this week to discuss her October wedding in Savannah (partially because of its open container laws). They tackle everything, from reception chairs and hanging installs to registries and commitment issues… with your dress. Then, because Claire’s having not one, not ...

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How To Move On After Getting Laid Off

When is it appropriate to air your dirty laundry on social media, and when is it best to keep your grievances offline? Jordana and Dr. Naomi start the week with a story about cheating, Facebook posts, and why you may come to regret putting someone on blast. Then a listener writes in to ask for advic...

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#830 Biden And The Big Balloon

Hosts: Amanda, Milly, Alise Topics: Where were you when Joe Biden personally shot a spy balloon out of the sky? Unpacking why an inflated espionage device became a social media sensation Will Joe Biden say abortion at this year’s State of the Union? Here’s what else we’ll be watching for ahe...

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The Nolan Sisters

Sara and Danny cover the Nolan sisters this week, and the famous Waterford poisoning case that they were invovled in. They start with the story of ther immigration to the United Statates, and along with some interesting facts about their background before diving into the case and everything that hap...

I Hear This, But I’m Not Listening Ft. Samantha Bush (RHOP Finale)

I Hear This, But I’m Not Listening Ft. Samantha Bush (RHOP Finale)

It’s a new week, but Dylan and his guest, Samantha Bush, are both sleep-deprived from a Grammy night that was ultimately a disappointment. Meanwhile, the Giudice girls are growing up, and Kim Zolciak inches ever closer to getting kicked out of her house. With the news out of the way, Dylan and Sam...

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