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If You Want To Drink Your Fiancé’s Blood, Leave Us Out Of It

If You Want To Drink Your Fiancé’s Blood, Leave Us Out Of It

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Hey Tennis, Your Sexism Is Showing

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Aleen and Jordana start this week’s ep by sharing their tales of partying hard re: their bff’s bachelorette party. Aleen asked Jordana to borrow a bronzer brush and was shocked at it’s, uh, messy state of being. They then dive into discussing another engagement, one with a bit more…blood. Yu...

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#622 Does Weed Cure Covid?

Milly, Alise, and Amanda are back for some culture headlines after a politics-heavy week. They start by mourning the breakup of earth’s hottest couple, Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet. Then they dive into a new study showing that some forms of cannabis prevent coronavirus from infecting human cells, bu...

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Aleen is back with Celebrity Fitness Trainer Jordan Syatt for this week’s Dear DST episode. We kick things off by sharing our Non-Scale Wins of the week and then read some listener emails. Both emails share a common (and very relatable) theme: body image. The first emailer is focused on their post...

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Is It Normal To Have FOMO When You’re In A Relationship?

On this week’s episode, Jared and Jordana start out with a discussion about how we’re all living in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm and what it takes to really be excited for a first date. The first emailer asks if she’s crazy for wanting to marry her first serious boyfriend. Is FOMO from h...

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This Is What Dreams Are Made Of

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back for episode 2 of Clayton’s season, where we start to see the women’s true colors come out. They kick things off with a quick recap of the show before diving into all the drama of the rise the show’s villains: Cassidy and Shanae. They also discuss Clayton’s reac...

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