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Everything Wrong With ‘RHONY’ This Season—And No, It’s Not Eboni

Everything Wrong With ‘RHONY’ This Season—And No, It’s Not Eboni

The Olympics Are For Everyone—As Long As You’re White, Able-Bodied, And Male

The Olympics Are For Everyone—As Long As You’re White, Able-Bodied, And Male

How To Stay Safe While Traveling: A Woman’s Guide To Not Getting Mugged, Attacked, Or Murdered While On The Go

How To Stay Safe While Traveling: A Woman’s Guide To Not Getting Mugged, Attacked, Or Murdered While On The Go

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The Men Tell…Some

The Men Tell…Some

Kay, Chris and Jared are back this week to recap the Men Tell All special. First, they begin by reacting to the first look at Michelle’s new contestants, before sharing their Name That Episode. Then, they dive into last night’s Men Tell All, starting with Kaitlyn and Tayshia’s lack of chemistr...

Bravo Is A Hot Mess Ft. Samantha Bush AKA Bravo Historian

Bravo Is A Hot Mess Ft. Samantha Bush AKA Bravo Historian

Bari and Dylan are joined by Bravo expert Samantha Bush, creator of Bravo Historian, to discuss all the latest happenings. They discuss their feelings about the upcoming seasons of Summer House, RHOC, and Vanderpump Rules, and dive deep on all the Housewives shows currently airing. Sam weighs in on ...

How To Recognize Toxic Body Thoughts

How To Recognize Toxic Body Thoughts

Sami and Aleen start things off with some Non Scale Wins, including one from Sami about her trip to LA, and another from Aleen about taking a moment to appreciate her pregnant body. Next, they read a listener NSW all about seeing someone in a workout class wearing a restricting corset and recognizin...

Is Cheating Always A Deal Breaker?

Is Cheating Always A Deal Breaker?

On this week’s episode, Jared and Jordana start with a discussion about what makes a good first date. The first emailer asks if she should change one of her Hinge prompts. Will some guys always try to make it sexual or is her prompt putting out that vibe? A listener’s romantic vacation goes to s...

The Waco Siege And The Branch Davidians

The Waco Siege And The Branch Davidians

Sara and Danny are back to breakdown one of the longest police standoffs in history: The Waco Siege. They start with the origins of the Branch Davidians and its eventual leader David Koresh, who was at the top of the cult at the time of the siege. They also go through the cult’s beliefs and what l...

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