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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Who’s Walking The Plank?

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Who’s Walking The Plank?

WTF Is The Deal With The ‘Pink Sauce’ That’s All Over TikTok?

WTF Is The Deal With The ‘Pink Sauce’ That’s All Over TikTok?

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27 Books To Add To Your End Of Summer Reading List

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You Don’t Have To Be The Same Size As Your Partner Ft. Alicia Mccarvell

You Don’t Have To Be The Same Size As Your Partner Ft. Alicia Mccarvell

Aleen is joined by TikTok creator Alicia Mccarvell (5.6 million followers) — she’s known for using humor to tackle difficult convos around body image and self-worth. The episode starts off with Alicia telling us how she became a content creator and why the world needs to stop judging everyone ju...

A Dog Wedding Cry For Help (Southern Charm)

A Dog Wedding Cry For Help (Southern Charm)

It’s Friday, and Dylan kicks off a solo episode with news about Melissa Gorga’s future on RHONJ. Then, he dives into Southern Charm, starting with some strong words for the producers who decided to dedicate an entire episode to a dog wedding. He also unpacks Craig’s treatment of Naomie, and wh...

Do You Actually Want To Know Why They Ended It?

Do You Actually Want To Know Why They Ended It?

J&J are back with another Sunday Special, and this week, they’ve got the screenshots from a listener who’s confused by the lack of communication from a guy she’s dating. He told their mutual friends that he’s into it, so why won’t he initiate any texts even after she brought it up? Is she ...

The Girl In The Picture

The Girl In The Picture

Sara and Danny are back this week to talk about Netflix’s documentary, ‘Girl in the Picture,’ the unimaginable story of Tonya Dawn Hughes’ kidnapping and murder. Tonya (aka Sharon Marshall aka Suzanne Sevakis) perished in the hospital after being found on the side of the road with severe hea...

Mom Guilt Is A Betch

Mom Guilt Is A Betch

This week Brittany and Aleen are back to share their experiences and emotions surrounding leaving their kids at home after much needed time off. Then, they answer popular listener questions about how to balance wearing the “friend” vs. “parent” hat, how long it should take to form a bond wit...

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