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‘Devastated And Terrified’: Celebrities React To Roe v. Wade Being Overturned

‘Devastated And Terrified’: Celebrities React To Roe v. Wade Being Overturned

Last-Minute 4th Of July Outfits That Aren’t Tacky

Last-Minute 4th Of July Outfits That Aren’t Tacky

3 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Ectopic Pregnancies, Like Mine

3 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Ectopic Pregnancies, Like Mine

The Betches Summer 2022 Reading List

The Betches Summer 2022 Reading List

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Breaking Down The Bros: Part 1 (Rachel & Gabby Season)

Breaking Down The Bros: Part 1 (Rachel & Gabby Season)

Jared and Kay are back after a (way too long) offseason full of breakups and proposals – which did they see coming and which came out of nowhere? They also debate the two-Bachelorette format for the season, and why it was time to mix things up. Then it’s time for every Betchelor fan’s fav time...

Can A Relationship Survive After Cheating?

Can A Relationship Survive After Cheating?

Before getting into the heavy stuff, Jordana and Naomi begin the episode a convo about meditation. Naomi tells us about the importance of regular practice, while Jordana reflects on the difficulty of keeping it up. Then they dive into a discussion on cheating in relationships, and Naomi shares her t...

Parenting From A Betches Dad

Parenting From A Betches Dad

This week, Brittany brings on a very special guest, her husband, Noah Levine to get a dad’s perspective on parenting. Brittany starts off by asking how he felt when finding out he would become a dad and Noah shares some of his worries surrounding being a first time parent. Then, they talk about th...

The Mast Bros Chocolate Scandal

The Mast Bros Chocolate Scandal

This week, Sara and Danny are joined by comedian and writer Dan Perlman to break down the chocolate company whose scandal shook the world of bougie confectionary: Mast Chocolate. They talk all about the company used fancy sounding buzzwords like bean-to-bar to fool everyone into thinking that their...

Ghislaine’s Sentencing & Alec Baldwin’s Cursed Interview (June 29th, 2022)

Ghislaine’s Sentencing & Alec Baldwin’s Cursed Interview (June 29th, 2022)

Dylan rips his attention away from the January 6th hearing to discuss another important hearing: Ghislaine Maxwell’s sentencing in federal court. Next, there are some light Kardashian updates. And finally, Alec Baldwin went live on Instagram with Woody Allen, and it was just as bleak as it sounds.

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