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Rihanna Is Playing The Super Bowl Halftime Show—Here’s Who Should Join Her

Rihanna Is Playing The Super Bowl Halftime Show—Here’s Who Should Join Her

The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: No, Seriously, What’s In Those Margaritas?

The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: No, Seriously, What’s In Those Margaritas?

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8 TikTok Fashion And Beauty Trends That Don’t Suck

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A Seating Chart For Christmas (Southern Charm)

A Seating Chart For Christmas (Southern Charm)

Dylan returns to recap the season finale of Southern Charm, wrapping a bumpy season up with a big holiday bow at the Sewing Down South Christmas party. While Taylor ponders Shep’s unsettling proposition, Naomie and Leva reignite their issues with Craig and Venita, and things go left, as per usual....

Wait, Hailey Bieber Is Actually Cool, Hilaria Baldwin Legit Named Her Kid Ilaria, & Why Did Rihanna Say Yes To The Super Bowl?

Wait, Hailey Bieber Is Actually Cool, Hilaria Baldwin Legit Named Her Kid Ilaria, & Why Did Rihanna Say Yes To The Super Bowl?

Sorry, Jordana can’t get to the phone right now, she’s in Hawaii. But don’t worry, Sami and Aleen are here to dial in all things pop culture. Up first is the v smutty, royal family tell-all that Sami’s been reading. Sami breaks down the book, which explains why the royal family reacted the w...

Will Losing Weight Fix My Relationship?

Will Losing Weight Fix My Relationship?

J&J are back with our first Sunday Special of October, and they start with a chat about Jared’s trick or treating observations from last year and Jordana’s days as a babysitter in the city. Then, they dive into the email from a listener whose husband wants her to lose weight. They’ve both been...

Make Your Wedding Invitations Personal Again Ft. Katherine Jezek Moore

Make Your Wedding Invitations Personal Again Ft. Katherine Jezek Moore

This week Samantha is joined by wedding stationary designer Katherine Jezek Moore, to give us the rundown on how to design your wedding invitations, what to include in them, and how to make them your own. Samantha starts off by asking, what the most common misconceptions people have when it comes to...

Sins Of Our Mother

Sins Of Our Mother

Sara and Danny breakdown the recent Netflix true crime doc 'Sins of Our Mother,' which follows the terrifying story of Lori Vallow Daybell and her husband Chad Daybell, who have been accused of murdering two of her children. The give some background on the whole story and how it all happend before d...

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