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The Ultimate Betches Gift Guide

Thanksgiving is next week, so you know what that means—it’s officially gift-giving season. And I don’t know about you, but even hearing that phrase stresses me TF out. With everyone and their mother throwing out gift recs left and right, it can be a headache and a half to cut through all the noise.

So with that in mind, we present to you: The ultimate Betches gift guide. Think of it like everything you love about Betches in the form of shoppable gift recs—complete with our fav, tried-and-true products that even the pickiest person on your list will love. Swear.

Betches

What do you get for the person who spends most of their time scrolling through the Betches Instagram and TikTok accounts? Something obviously hilarious or chic.

I mean, whether it’s a character from The Office or a crying Kim K, who wouldn’t want to eat a cookie with their favorite pop culture icons on it? (The answer is no one).

Funny Face Bakery Cookies
Funny Face
 Various prices

But if you’re looking to find a gift that’s not edible, then the soon-to-be released Louis Vuitton: Virgil Abloh coffee table book is a beautiful and stylish tribute to the fashion brand’s late artistic director. It even has plenty of personal reflections from pop culture icons like Kendall Jenner and Naomi Campbell—and did we mention it will look incredible in any room in your house?

Louis Vuitton Coffee Table Book
Assouline
 $120

Diet Starts Tomorrow

If you know someone as excited about DST and its new hosts as we are, safe to say you’re in good company. We know wellness can be tricky during the holiday season, so these gifts can help you stay a little more relaxed while Aunt Susan asks you *again* if you really need another serving of mac and cheese (and the answer is always yes).

Especially for busy Betches, the cookbook is the perfect way to feel like a creative chef without actually having to put in a lot of work. Music to our ears.

No-Recipe Recipes
New York Times
 $28

A cult-favorite for a reason—a set of Bala bangles are amazing for the Betches who know the power of a good walk, and want to look chic while doing it. The weights come in different sizes and colors and are guaranteed to elevate any hot-girl walk

Bala Bangles
Bala
 $65

When’s Happy Hour?

Gifting an office-related present can always be a little confusing. Like, are you going to get fired if you don’t get your boss a gift? Probably not, but a little something can go a long way.

I’m a huge fan of Papier and their undated desk planner won’t disappoint as a gift for a boss or coworker. With weekly schedules, you can input meetings, meals, and breaks to keep your work and personal lives organized. To make it even better, the planner is customizable and 15% off.

Weekly Desk Planner
Papier
 $15

If you have nightmares about the phrases “synergy,” “aligned,” or “circling back,” well, welcome to Corporate America. And while we can’t solve all of your job-related woes, this Shop Betches tumbler is the perfect gift to give to your work bestie after yet another gossip sesh. You might want to think twice about giving it to your boss, though.

Never Circle Back Tumbler
Shop Betches
 $22

Bravo by Betches

The real gift for any die-hard Bravo fan is knowing someone’s favorite (or least favorite) housewife and city. But if you’re looking for a present you can actually wrap for the Housewives-obsessed fan in your life, we found the next best thing(s).

Is there anything better than watching an episode while playing the the Real Housewives expansion pack of the popular “What Do You Meme?” game. We think not.

What do you meme?
Amazon
 $54

And if you know someone who likes the franchise but isn’t as obsessed as Mention It All fans, then a pair of Lisa Rinna’s favorite Free City sweatpants are a comfortable and subtle way to pay homage to the iconic dancing queen. 

Free City Sweatpants
Shopbop
 $148

The Betchelor

For the person who is too busy listening to The Betchelor podcast or reading our Bachelor recaps to respond to your texts, there’s only one possible gift for them: a Cameo with a star from the show. With the click of a button, you can order a personalized video from your favorite Bachelor or Bachelorette (oh, and you can even order a message from Betches’ own Bachelor commentator Jared Freid.) Some stars even offer 24-hour delivery to solve all last-minute gifting problems. 

Cameo Shoutout
Cameo

U Up?

For the ride-or-die J&J fans, Betches’ Red Flag or Dealbreaker Game is a no-brainer (though we can’t say the same for the new emotionally unavailable guy you matched with on Hinge). Crack open a bottle of wine or two for a game night with your best friends.

But if you’re looking for something a little low-key after recently having The Reveal with your new S.O., an Uber Eats gift card will hit the spot.

Uber Gift Card
Uber
 Now

Shop Betches

What do you get for the gal or guy who has it all? Something from the Shop Betches collection, obviously—they’re iconic gifts for any shopping addict. We know shopaholics always give the best gifts, but don’t forget to get them something special, too.

Our personal favorites are the “stressed” sweatshirt and “Euphoria high” t-shirt.

Stressed
Shop Betches
 $50

Euphoria High Tee
Shop Betches
 $40

Betches Sup

With the midterm elections finally behind us, it’s a great time to get your politically active friend a gift. I mean, let’s be real—they need it after the last few days… or weeks? Months? Years? We lost count.

Either way, this Betches “My body, my choice” sweatshirt is perfect for the person who wants to dress comfy during a night in with a big glass of wine and some MSNBC. Better yet, 20% of profits will be donated to Emily’s List, an organization dedicated to electing pro-choice Democratic women to office.

Est. 1973 Crew
Shop Betches
 $50

And if they’re just a *teensy* bit nervous about the fate of democracy, then the limited-edition Pride candle from Hotel Lobby Candle is ideal to burn while listening to the latest episode of the Betches Sup podcast. You can breathe easy knowing that your money is also going to a good cause—$5 from each candle will be donated to Family Equality, a non-profit that supports LGBTQ+ families.

Pride Candle
Hotel Lobby Candle
 $59

Betches Travel

We all know someone who spends more of their day scrolling through the Betches Travel Instagram and is constantly planning their next getaway, so it’s only fitting to get them a gift that will give them a *first class* travel experience.

Any traveler knows it’s common to forget about self-care when you’re on-the-go, so the Summer Fridays Jet Lag mask is perfect to throw in a carry-on to make your PTO even more relaxing.

Jet Lag Mask
Summer Fridays
 $58

Speaking of carry-on bags, did you really go on vacation if you didn’t take your Away carry-on with you? It’s a favorite for a reason, after all. It’s chic, durable, and not to mention can charge your phone while you’re on the go—an absolute life-saver when you need it most.

Carry On Luggage
Away
 $285

Betches Moms

This holiday season, get the mom(s) in your life what they really want: uninterrupted downtime a gift that will make their life easier (and also probably cleaner).

Enter: The super chic and versatile Dagne Dover diaper bag. It comes in a handful of colors and sizes, and we’re willing to bet that if we didn’t tell you otherwise, you wouldn’t even know it’s a diaper bag.

Diaper Bag
Dagne Dover
 $215

Speaking of keeping things clean, your mom friend definitely needs this electric nasal aspirator. Don’t ask questions, just add to cart, OK?

Nasal Aspirator
FridaBaby
 $45

Betches Brides

Let’s be real—your bride BFF probably doesn’t need yet another white sequin dress, jean jacket, or even a set of pots and pans from the registry (I mean, how many casserole dishes can someone use?!).

Spice it up a little and gift her these rhinestone Loeffler Randall heels for the big day. Dare I say they are the most comfortable pair of heels I’ve ever worn? Your ~bridey~ will be dancing all night long in these babies, Lidocaine spray not required.

Camellia Knotted Sandal
Loeffler Randall
 $204

And if you’re really looking to make your bride’s day, the viral Sleeper pajamas will do the trick. She’ll be decked out in these and doing the “Freakum” TikTok trend while getting ready in no time.

Party Feather Trim Pajamas
Sleeper
 $370

Featured image courtesy of Dagne Dover, Saks Fifth Avenue, and Summer Fridays.

Carly Brechner
Carly Brechner
Carly Brechner is a Broadway-obsessed, history nerd whose top Spotify artists always include Billy Joel and the Glee Cast. When she isn’t watching The Princess Diaries, taking overpriced workout classes, or talking way too much, she can be found completing her junior year at the University of Michigan.