The Betchelor

We actually are here to make friends... and to say all the absurd and hysterical things you’re thinking while watching the train wreck that is The Bachelor. 

The Way-Too-Early Bachelorette Cast Preview

The Way-Too-Early Bachelorette Cast Preview

Kay and Jared are back for the last episode before going on a very much needed and well-earned hiatus. Kay kicks off the episode sharing her eventful weekend in San Diego with a veritable cast of Bachelor Nation alumni. Then, they dive into the recently released pictures for the cast of next season...

The Betchie Awards (Clayton’s Season)

The Betchie Awards (Clayton’s Season)

After a week to digest the finale, Kay and Jared are back with fresh eyes to hand out The Betchies for the eventful season of The Batchelor we just witnessed. They start off with some general catchup on a few Bachelor Nation topics, including Nick Vial's new upcoming book, before diving into all the...

Clayton Gets His Cake & Eats it Too (Clayton’s Season Finale: Part 2)

Clayton Gets His Cake & Eats it Too (Clayton’s Season Finale: Part 2)

Kay, Jared, and Chris are back for the dramatic conclusion of Clayton’s season! They start with their impressions of the episode as a whole and then get into all details. They talk about Clayton’s unwillingness to let Susie go and the bizarre circumstances of their eventual conversation. They al...

Sign Up FOR THE NEWSLETTER

The most dramatic email ever. The Betchelor breakdown sends everything happening in Bachelor Nation straight to your inbox once a week.

Our Instagram

stalk us

Most Dramatic Season Ever Sweatshirt

$50

Shop Now

Here For The Wrong Reasons Mug

$20

Shop Now

Can I Walk You Out Mug

$20

Shop Now

Settle Mug

$20

Settle Mug
Shop Now