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The Kids Are All Right

The Kids Are All Right

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap this week's episode of The Bachelorette, first unpacking the Tayshia and Zac breakup, as well as Katie Thurston's new relationship with former contestant John Hersey. They run through a quick episode synopsis and title roundup, before diving into this week's d...

Alpha Females & Wannabe Short Kings

Alpha Females & Wannabe Short Kings

To start the week, Jared tells Kay and Chris about his appearance on the Tonight Show (alongside Taylor Swift, hello!) and they talk about Adele’s big reveal. Then they dive into last night’s episode of The Bachelorette, starting with their titles of the week, Joe’s one-on-one baseball date, a...

Pajama Party Pooper

Pajama Party Pooper

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back for this week’s episode of The Bachelorette. They start off by getting into a quick episode recap and their episode names, before diving into Michelle’s one-on-one with Martin. Next, we get into the sleepover-themed group date, where nobody pursues Michelle (and in...

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