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The Masturdater

The Masturdater

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back this week to recap the sixth episode of The Bachelorette, starting with a first look at the Season 7 cast of Bachelor in Paradise (and yes, Queen Victoria has made her return). Katie kicks off this week’s episode with a challenge for the men, this time with a more......

Hunt Or Be Huntered

Hunt Or Be Huntered

It’s the fifth episode of Katie’s season and to kick off Kay, Chris and Jared start off reacting to Blake's surprisingly soon one-on-one date. Next, they delve into yet another overly competitive sports themed group date starring Bachelor Nation’s Wells Adams and photographer Franco Lacosta. T...

The Snitch Who Gets The Rose

The Snitch Who Gets The Rose

It’s week four on The Bachelorette and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all, starting with a “Name That Episode” before discussing the Truth or Dare group date and a new (but all-too-familiar) contestant arrival. Then it’s time for the cocktail party and probably the most dramatic ...

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