Why You Need To Follow Stormy Daniels On Twitter ASAP

Stormy Daniels is famous for a lot of things, most of which I cannot repeat here lest this article be flagged as inappropriate, but what she really should be famous for is her Twitter account. Ever since it came out that she allegedly maybe had an affair with the president in which he allegedly supposedly paid her $130,000 to keep quiet but then allegedly potentially forgot to sign the NDA, ya girl Stormy has been trolling the haters on Twitter with some of the funniest clapbacks possible. TBH, we’re here for it

For example, there’s the time she used a tweet calling her an “old whore” as an opportunity to advocate for getting more grandmas into the adult entertainment industry:

Or the time she took a few minutes out of her day to explain basic anatomy:

Or the time she gave this troll a spelling lesson:

TBH, it’s hard enough to be a woman on Twitter these days, let a lone a woman in the adult entertainment industry who may or may not have the best legal case against President & King Troll Donald Trump. I guess 17 years in the porn industry will really thicken your skin.

Ugh. I did not mean that literally. Don’t take that literally. The image is p. gross.

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Alise Morales
Alise Morales
Alise Morales is a comedy writer and performer. She is the writer of the Betches Sup Newsletter and co-host of the Betches Sup Podcast.