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Fuck It! Next Year I’ll Be Watching The Super Bowl On Nickelodeon

If you watched the Super Bowl last night, you know that Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s team won, Usher took his shirt off, and Beyoncé announced a new album. But you missed out big time if you weren’t watching Nickelodeon’s game coverage. Despite the original intention of keeping children entertained during a multi-hour sporting event that involves adults yelling at the TV, Nickelodeon captured a broader audience than expected (me, a grown woman).  From Spongebob making fun of Leonardo DiCaprio to Dora The Explorer explaining football rules better than a frat guy named Scott, this is the only way I will be tuning in next year.

If you spent your precious Sunday evening listening to Tony Romo ramble on, I’m sorry. But don’t worry, I’ve got you: here are the funniest moments from the Nickelodeon’s Super Bowl coverage.

The Funniest Moments From Nickelodeon’s Super Bowl Coverage

The way they renamed every celebrity as a fish type.


The Spongebob references were nonstop and I’m not mad about it.


This is the only way Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce need to be talked about.


The behind the scenes footage went so hard.


Thank god for Dora The Explorer explaining all the football rules.


The sideline reporters were just childhood throwbacks.

Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte (she/her) leads the lifestyle and relationship verticals at Betches. As an amateur New Yorker and professional bisexual, she enjoys writing about the bane of sex and relationships in the city. She is also perpetually in her messy house era despite spending all of her money on Instagram ads.