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Gypsy Rose Blanchard And Her Husband Are Horny As Fuck

K, Gypsy Rose Blanchard and her horny husband talking about having hot sex on Instagram was NOT on my 2024 bingo card. The woman has been out of prison for like .02 seconds and is already taking over the internet with her TikTok videos and TMI Insta comments. We are obsessed. 

Since she’s become #free, Gypsy has been making headlines for her outings and recent public appearances. But no headline has made my jaw drop more than seeing Gypsy Rose Blanchard Says Husband’s “D Is Fire.” EXCUSE ME, WHAT????? 

 On January 2nd, Gypsy opened up about her sex life — in very vivid detail — while defending her husband Ryan Anderson from haters on Instagram. 

“Ryan, don’t listen to the haters,” Gypsy wrote on a November selfie of her man. “I love you, and you love me. We do not owe anyone anything. Our family is who matters. If you get likes and good comments great, if you get hate then whatever because THEY DON’T MATTER. I love you.” 

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Sounds pretty normal, right? YEAH, BUT THEN SHE DROPPED THIS NSFW BOMBSHELL: “Besides they jealous because you are rocking my world every night…yeah I said it, the D is fire happy wife happy life.”

D IS FIRE.

Someone get me to a fucking hospital. Gypsy Rose Blanchard is getting her world rocked every night and I can’t even get a text back. 

The PDA didn’t end there, though. Ryan wrote back, “Who said I gave a damn about what these jealous people say anyway, haha…now come get it Baby…”

NOW COME GET IT, BABY!!!! These two are hornier than me as a tween secretly watching A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila. 

Just days before their TMI confession, Gypsy shared some more PDA posts with Ry-Ry. “Finally get to wear my beautiful wedding ring 💗 I love you @ryan_s_anderson_” she wrote on New Year’s Day. She then shared a pic of them smooching to show off their romantic New Year’s kiss. xooxox

I guess nothing spices things up than a long-distance love story. Gypsy and Ryan met while she was serving time her role in the murder of her mom Dee Dee Blanchard, who was believed to have munchausen syndrome by proxy and exaggerated and made up all of her medical issues.

Gypsy was released on December 28, 2023, eight years after pleading guilty to the second-degree murder of her mother in July 2016. She was sentenced to 10 years but was granted parole after serving more than seven years. Nick Godejohn, her boyfriend at the time, was also charged with murder and sentenced to life in prison without parole for killing Dee Dee in her Springfield, Mo. home.

In addition to making out with her husband, G is planning to share her story by releasing an ebook on January 9.

Get it, girlie.

Katie Corvino
Katie Corvino
Katie Corvino (she/her) is the VP of Editorial at Betches. She first gained recognition after wearing a thong on her head at Coachella in the name of fashion. She's also known very well in the medical space as her therapist's favorite patient. If you are reading this, Leslie, she is fine. Her crippling anxiety is gone. She is cured and totally OK.