I’m not gonna lie, the Oscars red carpet this year was a bit of a snoozefest. The best and worst fashion looks were mostly… bleh. (Even the entire cast of Barbie was wearing black in mourning for the industry.) However, the internet did not disappoint. So, this year, the award goes to Twitter. Here are the funniest Oscar tweets that made being chronically online totally worth it.
Funniest Oscar Tweets
The perfect spread for the Oscars.
I present to you: Saltburn dirt pudding pic.twitter.com/MVOwB1T6Vg
— Jami Jurich (@JamiJurich) March 10, 2024
Surprise guests on the red carpet.
🚨 The Unknown has arrived at the #Oscars red carpet pic.twitter.com/nEtiRRwufp
— didyoujustsaywig (@2002scoobydoo) March 10, 2024
If looks could kill.
And they look GOOD pic.twitter.com/KKaDAlP59r
— 𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 (@EmmaTolkin) March 10, 2024
Me at home in sweatpants ready to judge these Oscar red carpet looks pic.twitter.com/Dj00bBlPYC
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) March 10, 2024
Birthday suits are the best suits.
When I thought I had time to shower before my Uber Eats order got here #Oscars pic.twitter.com/Z6n3oI6nLm
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 11, 2024
me dragging my comforter to the kitchen for a midnight snack because I didn’t feel like putting on clothes pic.twitter.com/birh1Y7XFE
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 10, 2024
Who has beef with this dog? Please step forward.
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/q0QlwwmIG0 https://t.co/t5W6T7M9GY
— bethany (@fiImgal) March 11, 2024
ayo always has the most perfect letterboxd reviews pic.twitter.com/tKiIkkNFVr
— e🐚 (@divineysl) March 10, 2024
He looking for whoever was hating on him https://t.co/couH3TgNcf
— not paul (atreides) (@paulswhtn) March 10, 2024
Can’t wait to talk myself off a ledge later.
America Ferrara might not win the Oscar, but she’s definitely winning most likely to make a million women chop their hair off #Oscars pic.twitter.com/NnqaGZ0NMU
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 10, 2024
If my favorites don’t win, we riot at dawn.
Normal people during the Oscars: oh how fun I loved that movie haha good performance
Me during the Oscars:
pic.twitter.com/aRjONSjJsY— The Film Drunk (@thefilmdrunk) March 10, 2024
The Oscars are so dumb and fake unless the actors and movies I like win.. then they are so marvelous and real ☺️
— rev (@whyrev) March 10, 2024
Gotta be ready for anything.
Ready to go pic.twitter.com/KPmQMM5WNx
— zou bisou bisou where are you (@lilgrapefruits) March 10, 2024
The multiverse is real.
Twilight or Poor Things. Choose your fighter who wants to know Bella’s whereabouts pic.twitter.com/XXiyq4P7MJ
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) March 10, 2024
Oh, I forgot who was hosting this year. And that I need to change my alarm clock. And that I have to work tomorrow.
I don’t think it’s fair that I have to see Jimmy Kimmel bc I like movies. That’s not nice.
— reilly (@GoodPostReilly) March 10, 2024
trying to figure out what fucking time it is when the clocks changed and the Oscars start an hour earlier than usual on the same day pic.twitter.com/RP1yOBM0ho
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 10, 2024
me when i wfh vs come into the office #Oscars pic.twitter.com/yF3LI1LoxY
— When’s Happy Hour? (@whenshappyhour1) March 10, 2024