The meme gods looked kindly upon us yesterday, bringing us not only the long-awaited Samantha Jones phone call, but also Donald J. Trump’s mugshot in all its smizey glory.
Naturally, our Slack channel lit up with everyone’s best go at “Trump’s mugshot looks like the love child of the Twinkie mascot and Christian Bale in American Psycho.” And because we’re benevolent betches, we compiled our best takes so you have something funny to say when you “bump into” your work crush at the Keurig this morning.