The meme gods looked kindly upon us yesterday, bringing us not only the long-awaited Samantha Jones phone call, but also Donald J. Trump’s mugshot in all its smizey glory.
Naturally, our Slack channel lit up with everyone’s best go at “Trump’s mugshot looks like the love child of the Twinkie mascot and Christian Bale in American Psycho.” And because we’re benevolent betches, we compiled our best takes so you have something funny to say when you “bump into” your work crush at the Keurig this morning.
The Grinch
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Ben Stiller in Zoolander
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Lucius Malfoy After Dobby Gets the Sock
Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Warner Brothers
Freddy Krueger
Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/New Line Cinema
Carrie Bradshaw’s “Single & Fabulous?” Cover
Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/HBO
Miss Trunchbull
Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Sony Pictures
Mama Fratelli from The Goonies
Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Warner Brothers
Ralph Fiennes from The Menu
Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Searchlight Pictures
Pap Shots of Jessica Simpson in 2015
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Tierra From Sean Lowe’s Season of The Bachelor
Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/ABC
Mr. Krabs With No Shell
Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Nickelodeon
