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You Can't Tell Me Donald Trump's Mugshot Doesn't Look Like This Shit

The meme gods looked kindly upon us yesterday, bringing us not only the long-awaited Samantha Jones phone call, but also Donald J. Trump’s mugshot in all its smizey glory. 

Naturally, our Slack channel lit up with everyone’s best go at “Trump’s mugshot looks like the love child of the Twinkie mascot and Christian Bale in American Psycho.” And because we’re benevolent betches, we compiled our best takes so you have something funny to say when you “bump into” your work crush at the Keurig this morning.   

The Grinch

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Universal Pictures

Ben Stiller in Zoolander

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Paramount Pictures

Lucius Malfoy After Dobby Gets the Sock 

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Warner Brothers

Freddy Krueger

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/New Line Cinema

Carrie Bradshaw’s “Single & Fabulous?” Cover 

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/HBO

Miss Trunchbull 

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Sony Pictures

Mama Fratelli from The Goonies

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Warner Brothers

Ralph Fiennes from The Menu 

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Searchlight Pictures

Pap Shots of Jessica Simpson in 2015

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Getty Images

Tierra From Sean Lowe’s Season of The Bachelor

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/ABC

Mr. Krabs With No Shell 

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Image Credit: Fulton County Sheriff's Office/Nickelodeon

Emma Sharpe
Emma Sharpe
Emma Sharpe is a New York based writer and marketer. She's a Kardashian apologist and finds a Survivor metaphor for every life situation. You can find more of her pop culture ramblings at unculturednews.substack.com.