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My New Obsession Is Celebrity Men Holding Coffee

Okay, I have a new obsession: celebrity men holding coffee. Or, err, going on coffee runs, trying to drink coffee, standing next to a coffee cup. It’s fascinating. We all know Ben Affleck is the king of coffee, but did you know there are a LOT of other celebrity men who also have no idea how to hold a fucking cup?

I think part of my fascination is seeing celebrities — aka very rich, hot men — doing mundane everyday tasks. Like, I thought rushing to your local Starbucks with your bag falling off your arm and your pants falling down at 8:55 a.m. to try to get a grande iced coffee before your 9-5 was only something we did. (We, as in normal-ass people, who don’t star in movies or own a fucking mansion, lol.) Do celebrities mow the lawn, order takeout, and take out the garbage, too?!?!??!?!

Below, find several photos of celebrity men with coffee that will make you scratch your head, or question why this person wearing clothes that don’t fit and slippers in broad daylight is more famous than you.

Justin Bieber

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Oh, speak of the devil. Can someone explain to me what the fuck I’m looking at? Is this a pap pic or an optical illusion? Does Justin have three arms or am I high? I’m mostly just confused why he couldn’t just put his goddamn arm in the hole where it’s supposed to go but w/e, glad you got your morning coffee, babe. 2/10.

Ben Affleck

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 20: Ben Affleck is seen on March 20, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by BG004/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Aw, our king!! At least he’s not spilling it in the backseat of his car or trying to carry three at once like usual. Is it just me or does he look a little tense here? Benny boy, you need a massage after you drink up! 4/10.

Alex Rodriguez

NEW YORK, NY - JULY 15: Alex Rodriguez walks in SoHo on July 15, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
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I have not thought about A-Rod since he and J.Lo split but TBH, this is an entire mood. I would actually wear this ‘fit so I’m gonna give this a 10/10. No notes.

Jeremy Allen White

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 22: Jeremy Allen White is seen on August 22, 2019 at Los Angeles. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)
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Honestly, 8/10. He’s not even touching it but IDC — he looks hot.

Jacob Elordi

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 10: Jacob Elordi is seen on September 10, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Six points for holding two at once and three points for making me wish I was that coffee cup, so a total of 9/10.

Joe Jonas

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 08: Joe Jonas is seen on December 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Ignat/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Look at Joe with his little cup holder swinging in the wind! It’s so cute. I’d give a 7/10 but deducting a point because of his breakup from Sophie Turner. (I know that has legit nothing to do with this photo but shut up, I don’t make the rules.)

Nick Jonas

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 09: Nick Jonas is seen on December 09, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Ignat/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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1/10 because I’m bored. Nick, you make millions, you look too normal. My two biggest critiques are 1) you forgot your sunglasses and 2) you’re holding it by THE LID? Ok, risk-taker.

David Harbour

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 18: David Harbour cuts a casual figure as he goes on a solo coffee run again on February 18, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford / Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
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WHO HURT THIS MAN?? He looks like he’s about to crumple that coffee cup in the palm of his hand like the fucking Hulk. David, blink twice if you aren’t okay!! We are here for you, boo! 3/10 because I’m scared.

Pharrell Williams

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Pharrell Williams is seen wearing a Louis Vuitton denim set, Louis Vuitton cup, Tiffany & Co diamond shades and Louis Vuitton yellow croco leather Speedy bag outside Dior Homme during the Menswear Spring Summer 2024 as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jeremy Moeller/Getty Images)
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Why is he so cool? It’s annoying. I will give you a 9/10 because of that Louis Vuitton cup but deducting one point because I’m jealous.

Pasha Pashkov

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 10: Pasha Pashkov is seen grabbing a coffee on November 10, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)
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He can do more than just dance!!! He can balance coffee cups like a pro. Fine, he gets 8/10 for not spilling it but also ’cause that iced matcha latte looks GOOD.

Tobey Maguire

NEW YORK NY - APRIL 4: Tobey Maguire is seen out for a walk and having a coffee on April 4, 2022 in New York, New York. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)
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Another ‘fit I would absolutely wear but I don’t understand why there is no lid on that cup??? It’s a danger to the whole look. 4/10.

Joe Jonas (Part 2)

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 26: Joe Jonas is seen on November 26, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by BG024/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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WHO PUT THIS MAN IN HERE AGAIN? 1/10 because that laptop is 100 percent gonna break if he doesn’t get his shit together. Hope you have AppleCare.

Adam Sandler

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 24: Adam Sandler is seen on April 24, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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5/10 because I am impressed by the fact there are ZERO spills after he rushed out of his car with it. We love to see coordination!

Benji Madden

LOS ANGELES CA - APRIL 5: Benji Madden picks up some coffees on April 5, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)
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Another double stacker. Wow, men are SOOOOO strong. 3/10 for lack of creativity.

Colin Farrell

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 14: Colin Farrell is seen on November 14, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by BG015/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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An entire mood. This is legit me being asked to do anything at my FT job Monday-Friday. Colin just gets it. 9/10.

Katie Corvino
Katie Corvino
Katie Corvino (she/her) is the VP of Editorial at Betches. She first gained recognition after wearing a thong on her head at Coachella in the name of fashion. She's also known very well in the medical space as her therapist's favorite patient. If you are reading this, Leslie, she is fine. Her crippling anxiety is gone. She is cured and totally OK.