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Yesterday was about the turkey. Today is about Black Friday deals. Everyone’s favorite shopping holiday is officially here and the 2023 sales that are happening right now are so good, you’re probably feeling ~stressed AF~. But listen to me! I’m here for you, babes!! As one part of the glorious Betches Good at Shopping team, I can tell you that I know what the fuck I am talking about. So I need you to take a deep breath before you start spiraling. We’re going to slay these Black Friday deals together, and set you up to shop all of the shit you want, including tech deals, Target deals, Amazon deals, fashion deals… we’re dealin’ deals like Andy Cohen deals shotskies on WWHL.
Below, I’ve rounded up every last goddamn sale that going on right at this very second. Looking for a TV specifically at Walmart? We’ll point you in the right direction. Have a pal whose stocking you need to stuff with every single lip gloss from Sephora? Right this way, Betch. We love to shop here at Betches, so consider us your fairy fucking godmothers of Black Friday. Your wish is my command. All you’ve got to do is keep on scrolling.
Walmart
Walmart is always known for a killer Black Friday, and this one is no different. You can snag stocking stuffers for $5 and under, and save up to 65% on daily Flash Deals.
$100 off a fancy air fryer that will definitely help you cook more (ahem…)
A Dyson Corrale straightener for under $180
The lowest price *ever* on the AirPod Pros
Target
Target’s Black Friday sale has been going on since Monday, and you can score incredible deals on a wide range of products. Plus, you can score a free $50 Gift Card when you buy a Dyson V11 Cordless Vacuum.
The Kitchen Aid mixer that you’ve been coveting since you learned what a chocolate chip cookie was
A soundbar for your dad that you’ll inevitably need to install because he doesn’t know how
The gift of a daily blowout
Dermstore
Save 30% off sitewide at Dermstore with the code JOY. It’s the best way to stock up on your fave sunscreen and shampoo, IMO.
Get yourself a girl who can do both (aka protect AND conceal)
A stocking stuffer literally everyone is going to want
A deep conditioning mask any scalp would be happy to have in the winter weather
Nordstrom
Okay okay, so they aren’t having a site-wide sale but the sale they are having is pretty epic. From home goods to designer shoes, you’ll find a gift for everyone (yourself included).
Ugg slippers are on sale (!) and in stock (!!)
The Barefoot Dreams cardigan that’s on everyone’s wishlist
A fragrance set to match your holiday morning mood
Amazon
If you didn’t think Amazon would be on our list, then you’re sadly mistaken. I mean how else would Santa get shit delivered with 2-day shipping? While we have an entire guide on the best Amazon Black Friday deals, it’s worth sharing a little taste here so you know what you’re in for.
This viral snail mucin serum for super glowing skin
The TheraGun, because look how you’re sitting right now!!!
A mini Echo speaker that truly does it all
Ulta
Beauty lovers, get ready. I know you’ve been waiting all year to fill your cart up and actually check out instead of just completely abandoning it because, well, shit is expensive. Ulta has a ton of deals—with up to 50% off tools, skin care, and makeup you’ll find just about everything on your list.
A leave-in conditioner that’s a legit miracle (I mean, come on, it’s in the name)
A heat styling tool that’s 100% worth they hype
A brightening eye gel that’s perfect that no-makeup makeup look
Shopbop
Calling all fashion girlies! Shopbop is running a 25% off sale and while some exclusions apply (*le sigh*) I cannot wait to get my hands on some new chunky sweaters for the season. Just don’t forget to use code HOLIDAY at checkout!
Can you tell we’re loving the rosette trend?
Promise your uncle won’t ask if these jeans cost more because of the holes in them
A sweater dress perfect for literally any chilly-weather occasion
Solawave
If you haven’t heard, Solawave is running a truly incredible buy one, get one sale through the end of the month, meaning you can buy two of the brand’s wands for the price of one.
Your new favorite skincare tool
A magic device that helps clear acne in 3 minutes
Innisfree
During Black Friday, Innisfree is offering 25% off when you spend up to $99, and 30% off when you spend over $100.
Betches HQ fave daily sunsceen
A mask that will keep your pores clearer than your inbox over the holiday
A mineral setting powder perfect for keeping you fresh during long holiday parties
Kopari
Stock up on some of your favorite items with Kopari‘s wild Black Friday sale. You can save 30% sitewide and score a free gift with purchase if you spend $85.
Everything you need in a single package
A new winter skincare ritual
An aluminum-free deodorant that actually makes you smell good
