It’s been just two weeks since the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson scandal rocked all of our worlds, but the drama really never ends. I’ll admit, in the days since Jordyn’s interview with Jada Pinkett Smith, I’ve tried to focus on other things, like my job and my real human relationships. But after six arduous days of pretending to be a real person, luckily there’s new Kardashian drama to keep me occupied. Tristan Thompson, who is the literal worst, has already been seen out and about with a new woman who’s been identified as model Karizma Ramirez. Who is Karizma Ramirez? Let’s go through the details.
On Tuesday night, Tristan was seen with Karizma Ramirez in NYC, after having dinner together at Nobu. They also apparently went to Carbone together last week, because even a douchebag like Tristan can’t resist their spicy rigatoni alla vodka. Seriously, I’ve been trying to get a table at Carbone for months, so should I just agree to go on a date with Tristan Thompson? I’m really weighing my options at this point.
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Thank You Next: Tristan Thompson spotted with new woman. Just last week Tristan was giving kisses goodbye to Jordyn Woods and now there is a new lady he’s been connected with. Sources claim the NBA player met up with Karizma Ramirez, an east coast chick that use to work at Hooters, on two occasions. It’s unclear if she’s his new boo, but it’s a strong possibility. Ramirez has a history of dating celebrities, she was linked to dating Chris Brown while he was with Rihanna. www.LOREALLUCHI.com 🗽🖤
So while Tristan might just be pulling his classic move of hooking up with whatever groupie is in the town he’s visiting for an NBA game, I still need to know more. Especially because of the recent drama, Google searches of “who is Karizma Ramirez?” are going to be through the f*cking roof. We might forget her name by this time next week, but for now, let’s dive in.
First, I’d just like to reiterate that her name is Karizma. It’s like charisma, but if you put it through a blender and then tried to put the pieces back together. I’m not sure if this was her birth name, or if she came up with it all by herself, but still, great work to whoever picked this name. I see a spelling bee in your future!
Karizma Ramirez is a 28-year-old model from New Jersey, and she’s like, really pretty. The most important fact about her past, other than that she competed in the Hooters Swimsuit Pageant in 2010, is that she used to date Chris Brown. Yikes. I’m not trying to come for Karizma personally, but it strikes me that she might not have the absolute best taste in men. Just a casual observation.
Frustratingly, Karizma’s Instagram is private, which seems like an odd choice for a model. At the time I’m writing this, she has less than 6,000 followers, so it seems like she really doesn’t just approve anyone. Interestingly, one of those 6,000 followers is Blac Chyna, which is probably just a coincidence, but it really makes me wonder. Are Karizma and Chyna in cahoots? I always low-key thought that Blac Chyna would be the one to bring the Kardashian empire crashing down, so I wouldn’t put anything past her.
Maybe, instead of asking “Who is Karizma Ramirez?”, we should be asking ourselves “Who does Karizma Ramirez work for?” Have I just exposed a secret anti-Kardashian mafia? Idk, only time will tell. Either way, Tristan Thompson is a dick, and I hope Khloé Kardashian is doing amazing right now.
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