If the celebrities are staying up all night partying at The Met Gala, that means I’m staying up all night stalking their every move on social media. And what better place to talk shop than Elon Musk’s playground, X (even though literally no one on Al Gore’s internet calls it that)? Twitter was there when Kim Kardashian exposed Taylor Swift in an event I assume is documented in the Library of Congress called Snakegate. Twitter was there when Bravo’s cameras had already gone down but news of Scandoval, the affair of the century, wormed its way into the public eye anyway. So Twitter has of course been there for every viral Met Gala moment from A$AP Rocky accidentally karate chopping a fan in the head to freaking out about every time celebrities felt relatable by sharing drunk Met bathroom selfies against Anna Wintour’s explicit instructions. The biggest night in fashion simply would not be the same if we weren’t allowed to lounge in our bathrobes and sleep shirts from the comfort of our homes, perched in front of our hand-held computers, to ruthlessly judge each and every handcrafted designer outfit (that was worked on for weeks) because idk, I would’ve worn different shoes with that or whatever. Trust me, it’s what Joan Rivers would’ve wanted. In the spirit of keeping Joan’s memory alive by bravely talking shit about Hollywood’s biggest stars just for giggles, here’s an essential roundup of all the best 2024 Met Gala tweets. Just keep scrolling, you were gonna be late for work anyway.
The Best Tweets About the 2024 Met Gala
The 2024 Met Gala is officially just ONE WEEK AWAY!!! pic.twitter.com/o81nWspobv
— linda (@itgirlenergy) April 29, 2024
Nicki Minaj name is on the confirmed guest list for 2024 Met Gala 🥳🥳🥳 pic.twitter.com/4nruphaDQI
— Kaito (@YOUMYSONBISH) April 29, 2024
Nicholas Galitzine has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever https://t.co/R7JXWJuPvS pic.twitter.com/3x92cQF3t9
— Rafa Sales Ross (@rafiews) May 6, 2024
Everyone arriving at twitter to start judging outfits #MetGala #MetGala2024 pic.twitter.com/0qjWfJznvk
— Alex (@alexr_241) May 6, 2024
Girls getting ready to judge everyone’s #MetGala outfits pic.twitter.com/mgMZaDull9
— ˗ˏˋ ★ ˊˎ˗ (@jojoodiary) May 6, 2024
the Met Gala red carpet tonight after the year of divorce that was 2023#MetGala #MetGala2024 pic.twitter.com/vs0vGcgFUN
— T (@teewatterss) May 6, 2024
“that dress is disgusting, who let her out in public”
“fire your stylist girl”
“he looks boring as fuck” #MetGala #favouritenightoftheyear pic.twitter.com/Ju0IQ4OCx8
— REN (@zendayurs) May 6, 2024
Harshly judging the biggest night in fashion but if I were to be invited I’d be frantically shopping in the prom dress section at Macy’s right now #MetGala pic.twitter.com/e5olE1FP72
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) May 6, 2024
CHRIS HEMSWORTH GET OFF THE CARPET WITH THAT BLAND ASS SUIT #MetGala pic.twitter.com/5qFRppVsQY
— Aysha 🇵🇸 (@_ayshaaaa) May 6, 2024
she graduated from the university of servington with a masters degree in cuntology and puss #MetGala pic.twitter.com/XiuFCRlMCl
— 🛰️ (@watermeIonsugar) May 6, 2024
These men could never serve like you did Chadwick. #MetGala pic.twitter.com/JBugmjJMAA
— leah (@leahxrowleyy) May 6, 2024
ZENDAYA ATE DOWN BAD #MetGala pic.twitter.com/toBM3msgEe
— popreset (@popreset_) May 6, 2024
These rich people not making being rich look fun anymore. Where’s the GLAMOUR ✨ #MetGala pic.twitter.com/iWr5TkPACz
— Hopeful AF (@CarterJahad) May 6, 2024
All that money and they all comin in Walmart costumes omg #MetGala pic.twitter.com/ZuYpQGOp1z
— Oliver (@MissingLuci) May 6, 2024
Zendaya eats every time she hits a red carpet #MetGala pic.twitter.com/Paw0W4EwNA
— Drebae (@Drebae_) May 6, 2024
barry kheogan the man that u are #MetGala pic.twitter.com/7SGhEh3hBZ
— lost boy🫧 (@boywxndr) May 7, 2024
Maybe it’s just cuz I love seeing two siblings come together to serve the nation, but I feel that they ATE👏🏽⚜️🖤 #jadenwillow #MetGala pic.twitter.com/vj1AXGspWt
— National BB (@nayilahbb) May 7, 2024
This is just from Shein. I saw like 10 guys wearing this at the club #MetGala pic.twitter.com/yAI8e8DqbM
— Lacie Krinklehole (@Squidwardsnose8) May 6, 2024
She could gave us this but she chooses to disappointed us. #MetGala #kyliejenner pic.twitter.com/wDuMn2XO8k
— hemy (@hemysamuel) May 7, 2024
On this day in 1929 Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo were married, this is the only surviving photograph pic.twitter.com/bxDYUnX0sP
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) May 7, 2024
this was my met gala https://t.co/K5NfdfmDd8
— David Mack (@davidmackau) May 6, 2024
ok Saoirse and the Machine! pic.twitter.com/zRSVWzOK7T
— Nickeeeee (@Nick__Nation) May 6, 2024
One million beads for each time she’s been to the Bronx https://t.co/cme33pyVdt
— Gaggy Dr Ye Wenjie Moments (@emilyinqatar) May 6, 2024
they’re like two shelter cats that you can only adopt together https://t.co/nNvOvntW4j
— reynolds woodpussy (@CANNIBALMlLF) May 7, 2024
I know a hostage situation when I see one https://t.co/5prDSgK3st
— Dani || ᖭི༏ᖫྀ (@Dan0nat0r) May 7, 2024
Everybody’s so creative!
Me showing up to the Met Gala for this year’s “Sleeping Beauties” theme pic.twitter.com/6gXydFfQoB
— Teo (@offtaylorgray) April 29, 2024
Britney Spears has arrived to the #MetGala pic.twitter.com/s2JqV5KdZk
— popculture (@notgwendalupe) May 6, 2024
celebs having all the money in the world and somehow still failing miserably at all red carpets events. that shit takes talent too #metgala pic.twitter.com/ZAAmueQ3It
— ʀ ִ ࣪𖤐 (@rainbowave_) May 6, 2024
she really had us in the first part not gonna lie because THIS IS SUCH A GOOD LOOK #MetGala pic.twitter.com/Ia0VchUtVB
— hannah (@ctherinetate) May 6, 2024
Me when everyone shows up at the Met gala in florals bc they took the theme “garden of time“ too literally. pic.twitter.com/2LUl1k1OiZ
— andriana シ (@BOTTEGAHOENETA) May 6, 2024
elle fanning’s fountain dress?? pack it up everyone she ate y’all up real bad #metgala pic.twitter.com/iUKToUij9C
— miss thing (@phiawillis) May 7, 2024
every yeaaaaar Kim K gives us microwaist #MetGala pic.twitter.com/oyFvH1V3Hz
— RUSHCAM (@RushCam) May 6, 2024
Doja Cat washed away her sins for the #MetGala 💦 pic.twitter.com/gUnnBvJ3vh
— Doja Fantasy (@DojaFantasy_) May 7, 2024
You know you’re that bitch when you cause all this conversation (and you’re not even there)
no lizzie at the met gala 2024 pic.twitter.com/TmHA8FE6cD
— shi 𐀔 (@lzzbbs89) April 30, 2024
ARIANA GRANDE’S MAKEUP ARTIST IS AT The #METGALA!! SHE IS COMINGGG pic.twitter.com/eWNCAnZwSf
— best of ariana💋 (@filesarianaa) May 6, 2024
need Blake Lively to go to this years met gala now that I’ve watched Gossip Girl… i finally understand the hype like that’s mother pic.twitter.com/MzJudrN2vN
— COWBOY MICAH MOST WANTED‼️ (@artdecomicah) May 6, 2024
met gala is over ??? no rihanna? no blake lively? pic.twitter.com/V4QYYflANg
— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) May 7, 2024
We’re going to want to discuss this carpet situation…
When I forget that I bought milk 7 weeks ago #MetGala2024 pic.twitter.com/q6OjbXielO
— everythingsfine (@_everythngsfine) May 6, 2024
with a carpet that gorgeous i’m really gonna need celebs to step it up and go for colorful looks instead of using all black and grey #MetGala pic.twitter.com/37iicfwLCv
— nella’s a world champion 🇦🇷 (@shadysmj) May 6, 2024
who will serve cunt best on the baja blast met gala carpet https://t.co/Ju9FoIgmk3
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) May 6, 2024