Unfortunately for us—and like, the world—tomorrow Donald Trump, human Cheeto, will become President of the United States.
In order to kind of try to forget, we need a drink. A really strong one. Laced with Xanax, probably. But we digress. If you’re like us and borderline ready for entertainment/marches/loud protests tomorrow, make a drink that can hang.
- 1 oz. vodka
- 1 tbsp. honey
- ½ oz. lime juice
- ½ oz. orange juice
In a cocktail shaker, shake together alllllll of the ingredients. Pour into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with orange slice, and knock that shit back.
Oh, you need more orange alcohol recipes? Okay.
- 1 shot whipped cream flavored vodka
- 2 shots orange juice
- ½ shot Triple Sec
Shake ingredients together then pour into a chilled cocktail glass.
Ok one more so we can get on the path to Blackout Town.
- 1 oz. silver tequila
- 2/3 oz. Triple Sec
- 2/3 oz. orange juice
- 2/3 oz. lemon juice
- Dash of salt
Shake everything together then pour into a chilled glass full of ice. Garnish with a strawberry, if you feel fancy.
Let’s make America drunk again.