Orange Drinks For The Inauguration Of The Orange Man

By Betchy Crocker | January 19, 2017
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Unfortunately for us—and like, the world—tomorrow Donald Trump, human Cheeto, will become President of the United States.

In order to kind of try to forget, we need a drink. A really strong one. Laced with Xanax, probably. But we digress. If you’re like us and borderline ready for entertainment/marches/loud protests tomorrow, make a drink that can hang.

I Need All The Alcohol

Ingredients

  • 1 oz. vodka
  • 1 tbsp. honey
  • ½ oz. lime juice
  • ½ oz. orange juice

In a cocktail shaker, shake together alllllll of the ingredients. Pour into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with orange slice, and knock that shit back.

Oh, you need more orange alcohol recipes? Okay.

Ingredients

  • 1 shot whipped cream flavored vodka
  • 2 shots orange juice
  • ½ shot Triple Sec

Shake ingredients together then pour into a chilled cocktail glass.

Ok one more so we can get on the path to Blackout Town.

Ingredients

  • 1 oz. silver tequila
  • 2/3 oz. Triple Sec
  • 2/3 oz. orange juice
  • 2/3 oz. lemon juice
  • Dash of salt

Shake everything together then pour into a chilled glass full of ice. Garnish with a strawberry, if you feel fancy.

Let’s make America drunk again.