When relationships end, there are things left in the no man’s land between the separated pair. Usually it’s mutual friends, favorite restaurants, a crusty little white dog, but for famous people, it’s their assistants. Vanderpump Rules stars Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval are still recovering from the wreckage of Scandoval (once a Worm With a Mustache, always one), and yet they are lucky enough to still be sharing the home they own. Yep, roomies with your ex, another example of rich people living the dream
To make this all bearable/even more awkward, their only form of communication is through Tom’s assistant. IDK what Ariana’s assistant is up to; they get a break from this mess, I guess.
As we saw in the first episode of the new season, they are primarily using this poor, underpaid woman as a source of communication. So all the petty, ridiculous shit you usually text your ex gets to go through this frazzled assistant. But don’t worry my betchy friends, we got those leaked texts, so you can relish in this behind-the-scenes content of the latest episode.