What would my life be like if I wasn’t writing about some Kardashian non-news item every three days? No, seriously. That was an earnest question. Please send help. Well, this latest controversy is probably one of the more bizarre ones yet, and it doesn’t even have to do with pregnancy this time: Khloé Kardashian posted an Instagram in which she looks unrecognizable. So much so that it’s got fans asking: Did Khloé get plastic surgery? I mean like, more than her existing plastic surgery (you cannot tell me that ass grew three times the size from squats alone). Khloé posted an Instagram on Thursday of herself cuddling an adorable little puppy, but it wasn’t the floof that got fans talking. Just take a look for yourself.
Just a sampling from the comments includes things like, “Who dis?” and “Not yo face Ms Simpson”. A better caption, which I may go add right now so don’t steal it, would have been, “New nose, who dis?” I’m sorry, but that is just not what Khloé’s face looks like. So did Khloé get a nose job? It looks that way, but I wouldn’t hold your breath. For one, I did a very quick Google search of “Is it safe to get rhinoplasty when you’re pregnant?” and the results were a wholehearted NO. So either Khloé is not pregnant or she didn’t get a nose job. Or I guess a third, but very unlikely option, is that she is pregnant and got some sketchy back-alley nose job and put her baby’s life at risk, but like, given that the Kardashians probably have a Buy 10, Get 1 Free punch card with their regular plastic surgeon, there’s pretty much no chance in hell that is the case. So the options remain: not pregnant or not a new nose?
Khloé may have shadily responded to the rumors in another Instagram from Sunday night.
See that caption? “Haters will say it’s photoshopped”. Is that a direct call-out to all the comments in the other picture? Maybe, maybe not. But look closely at the two noses, and it’s clear that Khloé did not actually get a nose job—homegirl probably just went a little too heavy on the nose contouring in the earlier one. And I mean, haven’t we all? As
Kris Jenner Jesus once said, let he who has not gone a little heavy on the nose contouring cast the first stone.
It’s an honest mistake we all make from time to time, but Khlo, next time leave the FaceTune to the professionals.