Wait, Why Is Kendall Jenner On A Road Trip With Jordyn Woods' Ex?

Well, once the news cycle was being taken up by Kristin Cavallari’s divorce and Gigi Hadid’s baby news, we all knew it was only a matter of time before Kris Jenner called in a few favors and cooked up a scandal of her own. As we all know, Kris works harder than the devil, and she always comes through. I guess none of the Kardashians were in the mood to get pregnant again right now, so we’ve ended up with something even juicier: Kendall Jenner is hanging out with Jordyn Woods’ ex, and they’re currently on a road trip together.

I mean… where to even begin with this? Much like onions and ogres, this sh*t has LAYERS. First, let’s just start with what we know for sure. Early this morning, TMZ obtained a video of Kendall Jenner with Phoenix Suns player Devin Booker at a rest stop outside of Sedona, Arizona. In the video, Devin is seen getting into the back of his black Maybach, and then Kendall runs over, along with another dude who looks like a driver. First of all, I am so thankful that this video evidence exists. Whoever took the video, you are 100% doing the Lord’s work.

Wonderful evidence, and the commentary of “there go Jenner” is hilarious. But… why the f*ck is Kendall Jenner at a rest stop in Arizona? Actually, that would be a valid question at any time, but especially now? In case any of you are miraculously unaware, we’re still in the middle of a global pandemic, and traveling is pretty much the number-one thing we’re not supposed to be doing right now. Arizona is still under a stay at home order, as is California, where Kendall lives. And not only are they traveling and presumably using a public restroom—they’re not even wearing masks! Ugh, why!!

A source who spoke to TMZ was eager to clear up concerns about social distancing here, saying “Kendall and friends have a small social circle amongst the group, who have been following the same social distancing and physical distancing guidelines. Devin is a friend and is part of the small group… They took a road trip for some much-needed air.” Uh, what the f*ck? Clearly, whatever “distancing guidelines” they’ve been following have nothing to do with the ones from the government, because it sounds like they’re breaking pretty much every rule. It’s one thing to talk to your friend from the driveway, but I’m pretty sure driving across state lines with someone you don’t live with is not advisable right now.

Also, I’m sorry, but “much-needed air” is a weak excuse to travel right now, especially for a celebrity. Really, Kendall, I am so sorry that you feel cooped up in your giant mansion, but some of us are stuck in tiny apartments, or even houses that are not palatial. If you need air, you can go on a walk, not cross state lines.

So, distance-shaming aside, who is Devin Booker? Aside from being a star NBA player, the most important thing to know about Devin Booker is that he used to date Jordyn Woods. Yes, that Jordyn Woods. They started dating in 2018, and were even seen on a double date with Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons in May of that year. While they were never too public about their relationship, they reportedly split in early 2019, shortly before Jordyn Woods got excommunicated from the Kardashian fam for hanging out with Tristan Thompson. Ah, simpler times.

So… why is Kendall Jenner hanging out with her sister’s ex-BFF’s ex-boyfriend? Whom she double dated with in the past? What is going ON? TMZ’s sources maintain that they’re just friends, which could definitely be true. These people all run in the same circles, so it wouldn’t be too surprising if Kendall and Devin stayed close after their respective breakups. But also, sneaking from state to state together when you’re not supposed to leave your home doesn’t scream “just friends.” But even if there’s nothing romantic going on here, I’d love it if they could both stay the f*ck home. It’s not that hard, guys!

Dylan Hafer
Dylan Hafer
Dylan Hafer has watched over 1000 episodes of Real Housewives because he has his priorities in order. Follow him on Instagram @dylanhafer and Twitter @thedylanhafer for all the memes you could ever want.