Is Your Soul Naughty Or Nice: Weekend Horoscopes Dec. 6-8

Well, would you look at that? We’ve had our first snow, Thanksgiving is in the rearview mirror, and before we know it, this decade will be over. It’s honestly scary, but instead of pushing out the real world with online shopping or copious amounts of alcohol, this weekend might be the time for a little soul searching. We’re only a few days from the full moon in Gemini, which causes the ~spiritual portal~ to open (whatever that means), so you don’t want to miss the chance to be in touch with yourself.


Right now you’re in crunch mode with work or a personal project you’ve been trying to get done, and this weekend might finally be the time to get it done. Basically, the extra effort will be worth it in the end. But make sure that you take some time during the weekend to relax, whether you go get a massage or just stay in bed until 3pm. It’s all about balance.


This weekend, Taurus, you’re probably going to be experiencing conflict in one or more of your relationships. Maybe your work wife ate your yogurt, or your man said he’s getting you a Peloton for Christmas. Either way, this weekend is the time to practice your conflict resolution skills. And by “conflict resolution skills,” I don’t mean pretending the other person doesn’t exist for two weeks. Talk about it, you’ll feel better.


Okay, Gemini, I know you still have end-of-year goals to hit or whatever, but this weekend is not the time. Put your Slack/email/Gchat on mute for two days, and spend time with someone you love. And no, Netflix doesn’t count. Call a friend, a family member, or an old flame that you’ve been wanting to catch up with, and get out of the f*cking house. Monday morning, you can get back to work.


You’ve been working hard on every aspect of your life, and it’s finally paying off this weekend. Your friends, family, and coworkers all pretty much think you’re a rockstar right now, so take the weekend to accept some special treatment from the people in your life. Let them buy you a drink, dinner, a spa treatment—you’ve earned it. What’s the point of all that hard work if you never actually reap the benefits?


Leo, you’ve been struggling with some things in your personal life, but now isn’t the time to make any important decisions. Let me say it louder: NO MAJOR HAIRCUTS. Everything will work itself out in the near (or slightly less than near) future, even if it doesn’t seem that way right now. I’ll just say it one more time, for good measure: now is not the time to get bangs.


Let’s talk about relationships, Virgo. If you’re already in one, congratulations. You and your SO are especially in tune this weekend, so take some quality time together, and have any important conversations you’ve been putting off. If you’ve been dreading spending the holidays with their family, now is your chance to bring it up without ending up in a blowout fight. But for all the single Virgos, this weekend isn’t the time to meet your soulmate. Just keep your friends close, and you can focus on meeting someone in 2020.


Libra, the holidays are here, and they’ve turned you into a completely different person. You’re on the hunt for every Christmas market, holiday light display, and production of The Nutcracker in a 50-mile radius, and this weekend the holiday spirit is going to bring an old connection back into your life. You’re feeling optimistic AF right now, and this weekend could be one you’ll never forget.


Now that the temperatures have dropped, it’s tempting to spend the weekend at home and not talk to anyone. That’s fine sometimes, but this weekend, you need to step outside your comfort zone, both literally and figuratively. You have some goals in mind that are going to take some help, so don’t be afraid to reach out to the people who are always there for you. And then on Sunday, you can stay in bed all you want. Praise be.


Hey Sagittarius, I’ve got news. I’m sure you’ve never heard this before, but money actually can’t buy happiness. Groundbreaking! But really, cool it with the online shopping and do some things that make your soul happy this weekend. Call your grandma! Work on your scrapbooking! Or continue online shopping, but put some gifts for other people in your cart. It’s not that hard, I promise.


The holidays might not be the ideal time to change your lifestyle, but you’re feeling inspired to dip your toes into minimalism right now. Embrace it this weekend, but also like, don’t get crazy. Marie Kondo-ing your closet and donating your stuff to Goodwill? Amazing. Getting rid of all your furniture and getting a flip phone? You need to calm down. Treat this as a gradual process, so if you change your mind, you haven’t thrown out 90% of your sh*t already.


You’ve been living in fear lately, Aquarius, and it’s time to kick it to the curb. Whether you’re worried about being open with your SO, something at work, or a situation with your friends, this weekend is the time to tackle it, even if it won’t be fun. Just be an adult, and don’t say anything that you’ll regret later. Oh, and wait to get drunk until after you say what you need to say.


I’ve been listening to Frozen on repeat lately, and this weekend, you’ve got to say “Let it Go” to whatever has been stressing you out. Translation: stop stressing about that guy who obviously isn’t into you. You’ll forget about him the second you sit down for bottomless brunch, so fire up the group text and make some plans. Surrounding yourself with love (and mimosas) will put you in the right mood for the holidays.

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Dylan Hafer
Dylan Hafer
Dylan Hafer has watched over 1000 episodes of Real Housewives because he has his priorities in order. Follow him on Instagram @dylanhafer and Twitter @thedylanhafer for all the memes you could ever want.