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Heidi Klum’s Leaked Pitch Deck For Her 2023 Halloween Costume

The brisk winds of autumn are upon us! It’s time to begin The Emancipation of Mimi (thawing out Mariah Carey in time for Christmas). But it’s also time to begin hypothesizing what costume Heidi Klum will don at her annual Halloween party/gathering of B-list celebrities. 

The Queen of Halloween herself has become legendary for her often outlandish and regularly terrifying costume choices. In years past, she’s been Geriatric Heidi, Jessica Rabbit, Fiona from Shrek, and who could forget 2022’s seemingly random choice: a worm.

Well Scream Queens, wonder (worm-der?) no more. Betches got, okay, hacked and stole this totally real and not made up pitch deck from Heidi’s PR team. In said deck are all the juicy deets on her proposed costumes for the big bash. Will she go for cultural cache and relevance? Totally bizarro and gross? Peek below!

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Heidi Klum’s 2023 Halloween Costume Projections & Ideation (10)
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Eva Morreale
Eva Morreale is a Jersey girl based in Los Angeles. She has an encyclopedia-like knowledge of Sex and the City, the Real Housewives franchise, and always carries Tums. You can follow her whereabouts on IG @evapants or subscribe to her newsletter Fries for the Table (friesforthetable.substack.com).