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Help, It's Cyber Monday And This Beauty Girl Is Spiraling!!!!

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Hello?! Is anyone there?! I think it’s officially Cyber Monday, but I really can’t be sure, considering I’ve been in an Internet hell of my own making since about 11 PM on Thanksgiving. You see, I have been scouring the entirety of Beyoncé’s Internet looking for the best beauty deals you can shop today, and honestly, I’m tired. I haven’t slept. I’ve been surviving on leftover mashed potatoes and stale wine for the better part of the weekend. But god dammit, I am nothing if not thorough! I have a freakin’ job to do! And today I am here to share with you the best Cyber Monday beauty deals anyone with a credit card and a dream can buy. Because, after today, all that shit goes back to regular price, and inflation is a bitch, right?

So yes, you should shop today. No, you don’t need to justify it. You just need to trust me when I say that these prices are so fucking good you’d be kind of a total idiot to pass it up. I’m talking buy-one-get-one-free-at-Solawave good. Scroll on to see the best of the best, and remember — buy now, or regret it for the rest of the year. (Yeah, that’s a shame spiral I just set you on.) Farewell!

An eyeshadow palette worthy of all your holiday parties

Tartelette In Bloom Clay Eyeshadow Palette
 $31.50 (was $45)

A lip gloss set to ensure you have a color for every occasion

Limited Edition Fa La La Land Butter Gloss Trio Holiday Gift Set
 $7.80 (was $13)

Lash & brow enhancing serum because bigger is better in this case

Grande Cosmetics Lash and Brow Serum Fantasy Set 47 | Ask a question |
 $48.30 (was $69)

A TikTok famous topical

Topicals Mini Faded Serum for Dark Spots & Discoloration
 $14.40 (was $18)

A Naked Palette to replace your old, crumbly one

Urban Decay Naked3 Eyeshadow Palette
 $29.50 (was $59)

25% off a glowy lip balm to replace all the ones you’ve lost

LANEIGE Lip Glowy Balm
 $13.50 (was $18)

40% off teeth whitening with over 28K reviews (and reviews don’t lie!)

Lumineux Teeth Whitening Strips
 $29.99 (was $49.99)

Over 30% off a serum set that will keep winter skin bright & hydrated

Dime Beauty Serum Set
 $37.05 (was $60)

Zit stickers that you’ll no doubt need because of holiday stress

Mighty Patch Original - Hydrocolloid Acne Pimple Patch
 $17.59 (was $21.99)

50% off this luxe Tom Ford foundation stick

Tom Ford Traceless Foundation Stick
 $45 (was $90)

30% off a clay mask to help perfect that winter glow

Youth To The People Superclay Purify + Clear Power Mask with Niacinamide
 $26.60 (was $38)

Your new favorite skincare tool, which is buy one, get one

Solawave 4-in-1 Radiant Renewal Skincare Wand & Activating Serum Kit

$12 off this viral snail mucin serum for super glowing skin

CORSX Snail Mucin Repairing Essence
 $13.99 (was $25)

Daily sunscreen that’ll make you glow (even in the winter)

Dime Tinted Glow Wonderscreen
 $28.60 (was $44)

Half off hair wax stick that’s perfect slicked back buns (aka my cold-weather uniform)

Samnyte Hair Wax Stick
 $7.99 (was $14.99)

An LED-lighted travel mirror because hotel lighting is…not it (And it’s only $17!)

FUNTOUCH Rechargeable Travel Makeup Mirror
 $16.99 (was $33.99)

A flat iron that only takes a single pass to work

T3 SinglePass StyleMax Professional 1
 $112.49 (was $150)

The full Flowerbomb collection for just $29

Viktor&Rolf Mini Flowerbomb Perfume Set
 $29 (was $60)


Maria Del Russo
Maria Del Russo
Maria Del Russo is the Branded & Affiliate Content Director for Betches. When she isn't at the office, you can usually find her in the kitchen, yelling "That tastes SO freakin' good!" at nobody in particular.