Ok I Know You're Tired, But These Amazon Cyber Monday Deals Will Give You Life

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Are you feeling okay? Well-hydrated? Or are you spiraling in a sea of deals? Well, wake up, Betch, because it’s Cyber Monday, and Amazon’s Cyber Monday deals are freakin’ amazing. I know, I know. You’re probably thinking — Amazon’s Cyber Monday is still going on? Yes. Even though the online behemoth blessed us with not one, not two, but 10 entire days of deals, I’m still kicking. Barely. Help!

No, but seriously. If you thought the Black Friday deals were good, just wait till you get a load of Amazon’s grand finale. But if you’re feeling a little flip-floppy, snap out of it, Betch. This is the last day of Amazon’s Black Friday Cyber Monday sale, so these deals are going bye-bye at the stroke of midnight. And just like in A Christmas Carol, they’ll haunt your ass if you don’t jump on them now. So scroll and shop on.

The Stanley cup that’s literally everywhere

Hydro Flask All Around Travel Tumbler
 $27 (was $45)

A microcurrent device that’ll make you snatched

FOREO Bear Microcurrent Facial Device
 $184 (was $329)

Everyone’s favorite overnight lip mask

LANEIGE Lip Sleeping Mask
 $18 (was $24)

Get this…a silent blender!

Beast Blender
 $140 (was $165)

Viral veggie chopper that’ll give you that dose of serotonin you need when cutting onions

Multifunctional 13 in 1 Food Chopper
 $19.99 (was $33.99)

Noise-cancelling headphones for your morning commute

Beats Studio Noise Cancelling Headphones
 $169.95 (was $349.99)

Or, the cutest over-the-ear headphones, ever

Apple AirPods Max Wireless Over-Ear Headphones
 $449 (was $549)

This viral snail mucin serum for super glowing skin

CORSX Snail Mucin Repairing Essence
 $13.99 (was $25)

Small space? This small TV is $80 and perfect for just that

INSIGNIA 32-inch Fire TV
 $79.99 (was $149.99)

The TheraGun, because look how you’re sitting right now!!!

TheraGun Mini Massage Gun
 $149 (was $199)

A mini Echo speaker that truly does it all

Echo Pop
 $17.99 (was $39.99)

This ice pack eye mask that is a complete migraine (or, let’s be honest, hangover) cure

TheraIce Migraine Headache Relief Cap
 $23.96 (was $49.95)

A Kindle Scribe to jot down notes without paper

Kindle Scribe Essentials Bundle
 $325.97 (was $479.97)

This cult-favorite lash conditioner for a fluttery set

Grande Cosmetics GrandeREPAIR Leave-In Lash Conditioner
 $17.50 (was $25)

A KitchenAid so you can finally be a cooking influencer on TikTok

KitchenAid Artisan Mini Mixer
 $239 (was $379.99)

Maria Del Russo
Maria Del Russo
Maria Del Russo is the Branded & Affiliate Content Director for Betches. When she isn't at the office, you can usually find her in the kitchen, yelling "That tastes SO freakin' good!" at nobody in particular.