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Try Something New With These Mildly Dangerous Sex Positions

Anyone who has watched porn knows exotic sex positions are not meant to be enjoyed but were created to simply prove how flexible and “not like other girls” you are. You think I like putting my leg above my head? No, I do it as a point of pride and because my sex education around female pleasure is sorely lacking.

Every year, prestigious magazines like Cosmo and Men’s Health provide us new sex positions that have us saying, “How the fuck?” So, it was about time Betches joined the conversation. Whether you’re bored af in a longterm relationship, or you’re just craving something new, I’ve rounded up 10 advanced sex positions that will have you saying, “Dear god, I miss missionary.” My hope is it will leave you inspired and/or scared.

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Not everyone will find this angle comfortable but it certainly looks impressive in a Cosmo magazine.

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Enact your romance novel fantasies by letting the penetrating partner grip the back of your neck and twist your arm behind your back just the way you like it. Some role play ideas: “You’re under arrest for being too sexy!” Or, “Give me your lunch money, nerd!”Sex PositionDanger level: ⚠️⚠️

This position has everything for a wellness-loving couple. She’s got her yoga child’s pose and he can lean back and watch ESPN.

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Don’t get your hopes up that you’ll find anything in the couch besides your DoorDash crumbs and weird amount of human hair (damn, you shed a lot!). At the very least this position provides deep concentration penetration.

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In this position, the penetrating partner lies on top facing the opposite direction. It may not allow for deep entry like the previous position, but it does open up opportunities for feet sniffing.

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This position is a mix of Cowgirl and Doggy Style with a touch of mythology. While it may not appear dangerous at first glance, the risk of a broken penis is not completely off the table. Also, don’t do this on a table.

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Eating pussy just got so much more interesting! However, side effects include head rush and lower back pain.

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It’s key to have a good sense of spatial reasoning and target practice for this sex position. Don’t be afraid to practice some tumbling on a soft mat before attempting.

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If you’re multi-day Netflix binge is going to be interrupted, you might as well get an orgasm out of it. This sex position is best enjoyed with coffee table snacks.

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This is the position you do when you’ve thrown out your back from trying the other positions.

Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte (she/her) leads the lifestyle and relationship verticals at Betches. As an amateur New Yorker and professional bisexual, she enjoys writing about the bane of sex and relationships in the city. She is also perpetually in her messy house era despite spending all of her money on Instagram ads.