The 4 Craziest Moments From Trump's Surprise 'Fox And Friends' Interview

On Friday morning, President Trump broke from his regular routine of watching Fox & Friends in bed, and wandered out onto the White House lawn, as old people tend to do. Did he want to enjoy the sunshine, or maybe get some exercise? Lololol obviously not. Turns out that Fox & Friends was filming on the lawn, and Trump couldn’t resist stopping by for a 20-minute circle jerk interview with his BAE news channel.

True to form, Trump’s interview was full of batshit claims that Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy allowed to go totally unchecked. Here are some of the weirdest moments from Trump’s talk with the State TV cable news channel.

1) Kim Jong Un Is Actually Really Great

When Doocy asked about the recent North Korea summit, Trump complimented Kim Jong-un more enthusiastically than I compliment random women in the bathroom of a nightclub. Trump said, “He’s the head of a country — and I mean he’s the strong head. He speaks and his people sit up in attention. I want my people to do the same.” Cool, cool, glad that our president is taking a dictator with a penchant for propaganda and brutal labor camps as his role model. Also, Trump repeated that he and Kim had “good chemistry” three times. OMG these two are totally the Jim and Pam of unstable world leaders!

2) The FBI Is Actually Really Shitty

His Thoughts on the FBI: At one point, totally unprompted, Trump said, “The people in the FBI are incredible. I would bet if you took a poll in the FBI, I would win that poll by more than anyone has ever won a poll.” Then, later, he referred to some people in the FBI as “scum.” Narcissism and sending more mixed messages than a drunk fuckboy? Classic Trump.

3) The Democrats Are To Blame For Trump’s Immigration Policies

Little kids are straight-up being ripped away from their parents at the border and being sent to live in a former Walmart. Trump claimed again that this was all the Democrats’ fault, even though this is totally a policy enacted under Trump and racist elf/Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

4) Air Force One Has Too Many Tvs

Trump said that Air Force One has something like 21 televisions on board?? Meanwhile, I’m over here flying Basic Economy and paying like an extra $50 to carry on a backpack.

Anyways, hopefully the next time Trump goes out onto the White House lawn to give an interview like this, he’ll wander just a bit more to the left and fall into the sinkhole.

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Alise Morales
Alise Morales
Alise Morales is a comedy writer and performer. She is the writer of the Betches Sup Newsletter and co-host of the Betches Sup Podcast.