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Calling All Cancer Signs: Astrology Says 2025 Is Going To Be Our Fucking Year

Being hyper in tune with your own feelings, let alone the feelings of those around you, isn’t an existence for the weak. Just ask Cancers everywhere who navigate this silly goofy (low-key traumatic) universe as emotionally intelligent empaths with a frighteningly precise intuition and all-encompassing love that this world deeply needs and yet never quite appreciates enough. In case it isn’t obvious, I’m one of the world-class grudge holders myself, so I happen to know firsthand that if your sun resides in Cancer, you’ve probably experienced at least one serious season of trials and tribulations since 2008. This was caused in part by Pluto being in Capricorn since 2008, as expert astrologist Haley Comet explained to me.

“Pluto is the planet that deals with themes such as a transformation, death and rebirth, loss, letting go, and the psyche,” Haley told me. So basically, those who were experiencing a Pluto transit (like Cancers and Capricorns) might have felt struggles with “grief, transformation, and really deep existential questioning about who you are and what you are doing here” at some point over the last 10-plus years. Since Pluto takes “over 200 years to make a full revolution,” Cancers and Capricorns will never have to experience that again, and are thus headed for “a victory lap.” What does this new chapter hold? Haley gave me the full breakdown of what 2025 will bring for Cancers, and frankly, I’m screaming.

Why is 2025 the best year for Cancer signs?

@haleycometastrology CANCER 2025 SMELLS LIKE LUCK, GROWTH & WINNING 🍀 so excited for you all to claim these DESERVED blessings coming your way with Jupiter in Cancer 2025! Full forecast live NOWWWW in the 12 Days of Cosmos series #cancer #astrology #2025 #cancerhoroscope ♬ original sound – Haley Comet 💫

What does Jupiter entering Cancer mean?

Jupiter carries a lot of weight in our lives since it’s the biggest planet in the solar system. As Haley tells it, “You can think of Jupiter as the planet of growth and abundance” whether that growth is physical, fiscal, or spiritually linked to our souls. Since Jupiter was in Gemini since June 2024, a territory it (v relatably) doesn’t enjoy dealing with, the planet hasn’t been its best self lately. But in 2025, Jupiter steps onto the Cancer stage. This is a place it loves to be since Jupiter is a “generous planet” and Cancers are the biggest givers (duh), offering a “nest of security.”

In astrology speak, this move is “an exaltation,” which Haley explained to me as a moment where the “planet is lifted up like royalty.” This means Jupiter will be able to accentuate its gifts of blessings, faith, and optimism for everyone, but Cancers especially. Now, don’t get it totally twisted — even though Jupiter is a “favorable planet,” it can also encourage energies of excess and hedonism if you’re not careful.

Which astrological signs are going to benefit in 2025?

“Anyone who has a prominent Cancer placement will benefit from Jupiter being in Cancer,” Haley shares. This applies to those with any of their “big six personal placements” meaning your “sun, moon, rising, Mercury, Venus, or Mars” in Cancer, as opposed to the outer planets, where the benefits won’t be as impactful.

What benefits can Cancer signs expect in 2025?

Depending on where Cancer falls in your big 6, the “celestial rewards” from the universe may come in different shapes and sizes. For the queens and kings with Cancers in their sun or Venus, you might expect a lot of “soul-nourishing,” “very love-related” benefits to impact the relationship and romance side of your life. Libra and Virgo Risings with major Cancer placements should see gains “as it relates to career, public persona, and audience reach,” while the Sag crowd can expect positive rewards related to health and Pisces are going to pop off with some major creativity. Geminis are in a good spot for “finances and abundance,” Haley includes, which perhaps they could use to buy some therapy??? (I KID).

When does astrology predict 2025 is going to get good?

Jupiter enters the realm of Cancer in June, signaling the “period of expansiveness,” but the good vibes won’t happen right away. Big J will take a hot minute to square itself between Saturn and Neptune in Aries, according to Haley. This means that the good stuff will simmer over the summer and spark by September 1, 2025.

TLDR: For the beginning half of the year, challenges will force “structure to align” in preparation for major growth. If you can hold on through hotter months until early cuffing season, you’ll be able to enjoy Jupiter “fully thriving and flourishing” without any of the other planets getting in the way of elite Cancer energy. TBH, Cancers are always sad on their birthday anyway, so this timeline works for me.

How To Manifest Blessings For 2025 With Astrology

Haley Comet’s advice for anyone with Cancer as a starring role in their chart is to lean into this opportunity by using Jupiter’s optimism to “create a self-fulfilling prophecy.” She advises the summer babies to think to themselves, “The universe is working with me, where am I craving this growth and abundant zone” in your life and put your attention there throughout the year. Ask yourself, out loud, “What new cycle do you want to begin?” because now that Pluto is off our backs we can ride this iconic new wave into the sunset.

Marissa Dow
MARISSA is a trending news writer at Betches. She's more than just another pop-culture-addicted-east-coaster-turned-LA-transplant...she's also an upcoming television writer and aspiring Real Housewife (whichever comes first). Live, laugh, balegdah.