Sex education in America is abysmal. If it wasn’t for watching Juno a million times, I wouldn’t know how to put a condom on a banana (true story). But more importantly, health class missed one crucial part of the curriculum: sexting. And I’m not just talking about sending an eggplant emoji and calling it a day. Behind every emoji is a secret, kinky world. You might’ve been walking around texting the cowboy hat face emoji to your grandma without realizing it’s the equivalent of coming out as a closeted bisexual. Humiliating!!! But have no fear. I have a very serious analysis of commonly used emojis to help you better understand your own desires. Here’s a breakdown of your sex personality based on your favorite emoji.
🤗 – Chronic masturbator and/or Italian (because you use your hands a lot!!!!)
🫡 – You think your a top but you’re a bottom
💦 – Overpromises, under delivers
🥲 – Praise kink
🤨 – Top
🥺 – Bottom
😅 – Service top who gets sweaty from effort
🫠 – Has never experienced an orgasm
👅 – You think you’re good at giving head (derogatory)
😏 – Switch bitch
🤠 – Closeted bisexual
😇 – The dirtiest, skankiest bitch around
🙂 – Virgin
🥸 – Into role play
🔥 – Sends sexts while sitting on the toilet
👼 – Just a girl
😈 – Has never taken a real risk in your life
🎀 – Pillow princess
😌 – BDSM brat
🥰 – Accidentally celibate
🥳 – Doesn’t do foreplay
💀 – Dry as a bone (most likely to hook up with party face emoji)
🤓 – Wants to be choked
🤪 – Giggles during sex because you’re uncomfortable with intimacy
🧐 – Cant find the clit
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