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A Super Serious Analysis Of What Your Favorite Emoji Says About You In Bed

Sex education in America is abysmal. If it wasn’t for watching Juno a million times, I wouldn’t know how to put a condom on a banana (true story). But more importantly, health class missed one crucial part of the curriculum: sexting. And I’m not just talking about sending an eggplant emoji and calling it a day. Behind every emoji is a secret, kinky world. You might’ve been walking around texting the cowboy hat face emoji to your grandma without realizing it’s the equivalent of coming out as a closeted bisexual. Humiliating!!! But have no fear. I have a very serious analysis of commonly used emojis to help you better understand your own desires. Here’s a breakdown of your sex personality based on your favorite emoji.

🤗 – Chronic masturbator and/or Italian (because you use your hands a lot!!!!)
🫡 – You think your a top but you’re a bottom
💦 – Overpromises, under delivers
🥲 – Praise kink
🤨 – Top
🥺 – Bottom
😅 – Service top who gets sweaty from effort
🫠 – Has never experienced an orgasm
👅 – You think you’re good at giving head (derogatory)
😏 – Switch bitch
🤠 – Closeted bisexual
😇 – The dirtiest, skankiest bitch around
🙂 – Virgin
🥸 – Into role play
🔥 – Sends sexts while sitting on the toilet
👼 – Just a girl
😈 – Has never taken a real risk in your life
🎀 – Pillow princess
😌 – BDSM brat
🥰 – Accidentally celibate
🥳 – Doesn’t do foreplay
💀 – Dry as a bone (most likely to hook up with party face emoji)
🤓 – Wants to be choked
🤪 – Giggles during sex because you’re uncomfortable with intimacy
🧐 – Cant find the clit

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Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte (she/her) leads the lifestyle and relationship content at Betches. As an amateur New Yorker and professional bisexual, she enjoys writing about the bane of sex and relationships in the city. She is also perpetually in her messy house era despite spending all of her money on Instagram ads.