Swifties assemble: The new Taylor album has finally dropped and the girls, naturally, are in a tizzy. Let’s be real, the album was going to break to the internet no matter what, but actually having all 16 tracks queued up in Spotify feels like literal heaven; it’s simultaneously euphoric and makes me want to bury myself in a deep hole. It’s crazy thinking about how the eldest OG Swifties were innocent middle school Juliets looking for their Romeos when her self-titled album debuted and that there’s been nearly a decade of stan-worthy releases since. Lucky for everyone involved, the internet has only gotten funnier since 2006, which makes days like today feel like a holiday (Joe Biden, if you’re reading this, it’s not too late to give us the day off).
In addition to tossing out enough break-up anthems to start a baseball team, Taylor has often dabbled as a meme queen, and this latest musical era shall be no different. Without further ado, here are all the best tweets celebrating The Tortured Poets Department.
The Best Tweets About Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department
prepared for whatever the tortured poets department may bring pic.twitter.com/FzNreiJSzO
— isla 𝜗𝜚 ash wife (@yailftv) April 18, 2024
The line to see Taylor Swift’s “Tortured Poets Department” library installation at the Grove in Los Angeles. pic.twitter.com/3q8Sr7VxIt
— Variety (@Variety) April 16, 2024
taylor swift going from midnights to the tortured poets department: pic.twitter.com/vUpnfTKVVX
— kadriye (@tayspetsch) April 18, 2024
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT OUT TODAY pic.twitter.com/i2Tl86eLqd
— SITA (@raspberhrriies) April 18, 2024
travis said he’s already heard the tortured poets department so i blocked him pic.twitter.com/OeDzsc1j3Q
— del ౨ৎ tortured poet (@delsalcott) February 6, 2024
ok not The Tortured Poets Department being 80% about Matt Healy, and only 20% about Joe 🫠 #TTPD
— david (@dv2lavieri) April 18, 2024
shoutout to charlie puth getting that shoutout on the tortured poets department
— Travis Milne (@travmilne) April 17, 2024
me:
a 37 year old swiftie: if tortured poets department has 13 tracks and if you divide 13 by 4 13 times plus the numerical value of Joe Alwyn’s birthday spelled out, then who’s flying this plane?
— jean paul shartre (@_holterman) April 17, 2024
He’s the chairman of the tortured poets department pic.twitter.com/zqSQ2RyCkv
— esra (@1989healy) April 18, 2024
the tortured poets department is delicious until i got a bitch in my ear telling me loml is about matty healy pic.twitter.com/tfQVgLyvqV
— cam 🪩 (@smackcam13) April 18, 2024
– mom, can we get the tortured poets department?
– but we already have the tortured poets department at home
the tortured poets department at home:pic.twitter.com/O6j8korK4L— fiya 💫 (@esc_fiya) April 18, 2024
the tortured poets department: pic.twitter.com/UNTj7SCoHE
— kadriye (@tayspetsch) April 17, 2024
The first listen is always giving simlish a little bit like what’s she saying
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) April 19, 2024
