6 Insane Wedding Disasters That Will Make You Want To Never Get Married

Women are known to start fantasizing their weddings as early as 5 years old. I’m not sure if that’s an actual fact or just a line I vaguely remember hearing in the movie Bride Wars, but I’m also not the one asking questions, just reporting on them when I see something interesting on Ask Reddit. User Chemistrian asked, “People who work at wedding venues, what’s the most disastrous wedding you’ve seen?” and let me tell you, the internet did not hesitate to unburden their subconscious and tell us all of the crazy wedding disasters they’ve witnessed. Is it so surprising? A lifetime of expectations that surmount to one day? A ceremony with all of the crazy relatives your embarrassed to even be related to? A document that legally binds two people together for (what is supposed to be) for the rest of their lives? What could possibly go wrong?

Actual footage of the wedding ceremony getting moved to a jail cell:

When it comes to wedding disasters, there is a special place in hell reserved for bad DJs. Bad wedding DJs should just have to listen to their disastrous loops on repeat for all of eternity.

Also, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO USHER IS? Were you alive from 2004-2007??

And this one goes out to the couple who just couldn’t be bothered to give a shit. I’d be lying though if I said I didn’t admire his commitment to discounts.

AND THIS GUY. THE BIGGEST FUCKBOY IN THE HISTORY OF FUCKBOYS FUCKING THE WORST MAID OF HONOR IN THE HISTORY OF MAID OF HONORS. Seriously, how did they think they were going to be able to pull that shit off?! I hope the bride seriously reexamined her choice in company after this disaster. Also, I hope she listened to “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” on repeat because this is uncanny.

Okay, who the hell changes a baby on a table in the middle of a wedding? Why even bring the baby if you’re just going to leave it there?!

This is just… painful. And very visual. And kind of hilarious to imagine.

What do we make of all of us?! Weddings are a nightmare, and I’m going to keep pondering these wedding disasters and use them as a valid excuse for my commitment issues, indefinitely.

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