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Wow, We Somehow Got Our Hands On The *Literal* Fyre Festival II Lineup

Somehow, Billy McFarland’s nearly four-year stint in prison did nothing to dissuade him from yet another act of scammery. In a YouTube video released on Sunday, August 20, Fyre Fest: The Sequel: Bigger, Badder, Faster, Stronger was announced. All that time on his hands and he managed to only cook up another grift, instead of, I don’t know, doing literally anything else with his time. 

So for the low, low price of $499, you too can be stranded in hurricane weather, surviving off of day- old cheese sandwiches. Though I can’t imagine why someone would pay such a sum to essentially glamp in the Caribbean during hurricane season. Literally the venue’s location is currently listed as “The Caribbean.” And yet! These completely delulu individuals exist. Apparently 100 people have already bought their tickets, per his website. So while I can’t predict what horrors may come from Fyre Fest II (likely more cheese sandwiches and scabies infections), I do have the pleasure of divulging this totally real and not made up lineup ~exclusive~ to Betches.  

Fyre Fest II 2024 Lineup Announced

Fyre Fest II Announces a Thrilling, Talented, and Diverse Lineup of Artists

The Caribbean, August 20th, 2023 – We are thrilled to announce an incredible roster of world-renowned, global artists, hitmakers, and game changers influencing pop culture and music today. A line up full of legends and musical pioneers at the top of their game. Fyre Fest II will make headlines and waves across the music industry for its impact. We invite you to be a part of history. 


Eva Morreale
Eva Morreale
Eva Morreale is a Jersey girl based in Los Angeles. She has an encyclopedia-like knowledge of Sex and the City, the Real Housewives franchise, and always carries Tums. You can follow her whereabouts on IG @evapants or subscribe to her newsletter Fries for the Table (