You love your Ken doll. His luscious blond hair, his winning smile, his completely dysfunctional penis. He’s the whole package! And now, you can finally have Barbie over for a fun night in!
Introducing: KEN’S MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSE™
He gaslights! Your therapist hates him! And now… you can purchase his entire dumpster fire of an apartment! (Bedbugs not included.)
This former textile worker factory turned roach motel turned barely livable space has all of Ken’s favorite things. There’s even special touches from the landlord! Including, but not limited to, multiple painted over light switches!
EVERYTHING INCLUDED WITH
KEN’S MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSE™
Living “Area”
- 2 White IKEA Billy Bookcases
- 1 Basketball participation tournament trophy from the 7th grade
- 1 $900 gamer chair (With three realistic monitors!)
- 1 Scarface poster, he’s had it since freshman year of college! Vintage!
Kitchen
- 7 Containers of vegan vanilla protein powder (Chocolate Coconut Swirl only included with Limited Edition Finance Bro Ken)
- 2 Half empty bottles of knockoff Dawn dish soap
- 1 Box of leftover Domino pizza (Watch mold grow!)
- 1 Bong (Open Ken’s freezer!)
- And just wait ‘til you see what’s in Ken’s bedroom!
Bedroom
- 1 Pair of scratchy blue sheets
- A set of grillz (Are they from a Halloween costume? Real life? Who knows!)
- 1 Box of Magnum condoms (Who’s Ken trying to fool?)
- 1 Fake plastic plant his mom dropped off four years ago
Bathroom
- 1 Bottle of Head & Shoulders
- 4 Aggressively used toothbrushes
- 1 Bottle of Olaplex Bond Smoother (Not his!)
- 1 Bottle of Febreze
Get your KEN’S MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSE™ today!
