As a #TeamMaria girlie, since she “slipped into something a little more comfortable” for Joey (iconic behavior), I am devastated that Maria is not the next Bachelorette. (No hate to Jenn!) With an incredible sense of humor and style, alongside her outspokenness, Maria wouldn’t have been the typical Bachelorette, which is all we wanted. (She’s not like other girls!!!) Let’s just say she deserves a partner who can keep up. Besides the occasional Instagram post, Maria has remained pretty quiet on social media since she was sent home from The Bachelor. Leading many to ask, is Maria single?
Unfortunately, The Bachelor finale confirmed that I won’t see the 29-year-old executive assistant from Ontario sought over by 30+ men. So, I’m using my delulu matchmaking skills to find the perfect man for Maria. These are the men I want Maria to date.
Cousin Greg
Some fans are convinced she dated Nicholas Braunbest (aka Cousin Greg on HBO’s Succession), after he “liked” an Instagram post of her in a bikini. Maybe this is their chance to reconnect.
Kelsey’s Dad
Maria would be the best step-mom to Kelsey! She’s basically the brunette version of Meredith from The Parent Trap. Also, a fabulous mother-in-law to Joey.
Tanner Courtad
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Joey made it clear in the Women Tell All episode that his friends are single — and what other friend could he be referring to then his bestie from Charity’s season? If Maria is going to stay in The Bachelor universe, she deserves a really hot person.
Drake
Maria allegedly dated restauranteur Kai Bent Lee (Drake’s bestie) so they clearly run in the same circles. They’re also both from Toronto and the match would be very Canadian of her.
Harry Jowsey
Harry is the Pete Davidson of reality TV. He has been passed from hot girl to hot girl like mono at a sixth grade dance. While Maria certainly deserves better, I wouldn’t put it past her to give him a go.
Andrew Garfield
Hear me out!!! Maria deserves someone with a good fashion taste and Andrew Garfield knows how to dress well on the red carpet. (Mostly thanks to his stylist Warren Alfie Baker, but still!) Also, if I had to pick a celeb to play Joey in a movie — it would be Andrew. Case closed.
