In Your Full Moon Feelings: Weekly Horoscopes August 31-September 4

This week brings the year’s only full moon in Pisces, meaning it’s time to get all the way in your feelings. And not just your feelings, but everyone’s feelings. Now we finally know what people were talking about back in 2012 when they said sh*t like “all the feels”. We can still leave that phrase in the past, though…


What are you running from, ram? Whatever it is, you may find it gaining on you this week, so why not deal with it before it deals with you? If horror movies are to be believed, the scary murderer always catches up eventually. Best to have your axe ready.


Intellectual stimulation is the name of the game this week, bull, as the Pisces moon activates your dreamy side. Fire up that TEDTalk playlist, and get ready to get your mind blown binging a docuseries about space. Or, you could do something really crazy and actually read that book that’s been sitting on your nightstand since January. Crazier things have happened…


Your mission, if you choose to accept it, Gemini, is as follows: actually focus on one thing. Impossible, I know, but the Pisces moon is giving you the drive to take things over the finish line. That is, if you don’t waste all your precious energy starting 15 completely different projects at once, AKA what you normally do.


There’s a whole wide world out there, Cancer, and it’s time you see it (from a six-foot distance, of course). Have you been getting too cozy with the whole “stay at home” thing? The opportunity to get out and explore may be presented to you this week, and you should take it. You can only live vicariously through Zac Efron’s Netflix show for so long.


That fence you’ve been hanging out on? Time to get off of it, Leo. Choices need to be made. Texts need to be sent. Numbers need to be blocked. If anyone has any questions, tell them the stars told you it was time. They’ll understand.


The Pisces moon might be turning you into a stage five clinger with your ride-or-dies this week. You just can’t help but tell them you love them! Don’t resist the urge to show them that you care, even if it takes the form of a 10-paragraph text detailing the best features of every single person in your group chat.


Time to kick it into gear, Libra! The full moon is giving you the energy to revive your health routines (or develop them for the first time—no judgment). Don’t be surprised if you have the sudden urge to sign up for an outdoor fitness class or start an elimination diet this week. Whether you actually follow through is a whole other matter…


Hear that? That’s buzz. And it’s all around you. This week you’ve got that glow, and things are just going your way. Maybe you’re getting the recognition you need at work, or your funny tweet will go viral. Either way, you’re on top of the world. Enjoy it.


Time to change it up, Sagittarius! Your wanderlust-y sign would loooove to be traveling right now, but since that’s not really an option, time to flip the script. This week, find a creative way to inject a little adventure into your life. Just because you’re not stamping your passport doesn’t mean life is over.


Expect changes to your social life as you learn to prioritize the people who mean the most to you. Pandemic times have shown us which friends show up and which friends need to be shown the door, so don’t be afraid to cut back on the ones who have proven they’re not there for you. One less group chat to deal with never hurt anybody.


A career shift could be coming down the road for you, Aquarius. Keep an eye out for unexpected opportunities and new ways to secure the bag. It seems like everyone and their mother has a Patreon these days. Just saying…


Tune out the haters, Pisces! The moon is in your sign, and it’s time for you to stop polling the entire world on every single thing you do. This week, make your choices based on what you want, and not how you’ll be perceived by others. (Except when it comes to wearing your mask over your nose and mouth. You still have to do that.)

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Alise Morales
Alise Morales
Alise Morales is a comedy writer and performer. She is the writer of the Betches Sup Newsletter and co-host of the Betches Sup Podcast.