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I Just Heard Which Housewives Are On 'Traitors' Season 3 And I Might Pass Out

Whether you’re a traitor, a faithful, or simply a stan of Alan Cummings pulling lewks in Scotland, it’s time to get excited. Traitors season 3 is on the way and from what we’ve heard, the cast is going to be more traitorous than ever. Last year Phaedra Parks led the battalion of Bravo stars clocking in to solve clues including Shereé Whitfield, MJ  Javid, Tamra Judge, and (the fakest Housewife of them all) Larsa Pippen. Even though she didn’t technically win Phaedra outsmarted multiple “gamers” in the group and won the far more important game of making America fall in love with her. It felt greedy to envision a stronger roster than that, but thanks to Housewives running their million-dollar mouths, we’re now aware ahead of the network’s official announcement that Alan hath delivered, big time. Which three very familiar faces with very loud voices are said to be gallivanting through the Scottish highlands during the show’s highly anticipated return? Here’s everything you need to know about which Housewives will be on Traitors season 3.

A Full List Of The Confirmed Bravolebs On Traitors Season 3

Dolores Catania

Dolores Catania is joining Traitors S3
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Producers saw fan rumors of Tre being cast for season 3 and said you thought! Instead, they went with the RHONJ peacekeeper who’s been serving mob wife chic long before it was trendy and we couldn’t be happier. Dolo knows how to handle tough characters (see: Teresa Giudice, her ex-husband Frank, and that time she even shut down Danielle Staub) without breaking a sweat. She would make an incredible Traitor, I fear.

Chanel Ayan

Chanel Ayan is joining Traitors S3
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I seriously hope Alan Cummings managed to soundproof the castle, but can you imagine the Scottish Highlands realness we are going to get out The Real Housewives of Dubai’s Chanel Iman?! Chanel is not known for biting her tongue, so the rest of the Faithfuls better get ready for an earful.

Robyn Dixon

Robyn Dixon on Traitors Season 3
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I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I low-key love seeing Robyn get a new bag after losing her day job. Robyn didn’t have the energy for RHOP anymore, but on Traitors she won’t have to tirelessly defend JUAN DIXON, so we could see a whole new side of the Housewife. I hope she brings Gizelle’s shady energy.

Ciara Miller

Ciara Miller joins season 3 of Traitors
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I can’t even lie, of all the Bravolebs, this choice had me the most gagged. Ciara… the #3 in command from the friend group famous for not getting out of bed? I guess that new manager really is putting her to work. It will be very interesting to see Ciara activated and fending for herself in a group full of new faces.

Tom Sandoval

Tom Sandoval joins Traitors s3
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Cue deep sigh. To be honest, we should’ve expected this. As long as the whiniest villain in Bravo history refrains from invoking Ariana’s name, it shouldn’t be hard to do what Ariana did for most of season 11 of VPR, which is to simply pretend he doesn’t exist. Plus, if any of the members of this colorful cast have been keeping up with Scanodval, there’s a huge chance he’ll be voted out for being too untrustworthy in episode 1. Finally, it has to be said: has anyone checked on Scheana or Lala?

Dorinda Medley

Phaedra planted some heavy-handed hinting during a red-carpet interview with Entertainment Tonight when she said someone was going to “make it nice” next season after being asked if she knew anything about the upcoming season’s cast. Any Bravoholic worth their salt knows that’s basically confirmation that Dorinda Medley will appear on season 3 of Traitors! Not exactly an unpause, but a definite opportunity for some strategic redemption for the RHONY star.

Traitors S3 Rumors

Kenya Moore

Kenya Moore's Instagram Story
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In a seemingly less intentional hint, Kenya Moore posted a dressing room door sign on her Instagram story, highlighting that the sign called her a “star.” The Atlanta villain may be gone with the wind fabulous but she isn’t necessarily super detail-oriented because she didn’t realize the Traitors logo was blatantly visible on the piece of paper, too.  I think I speak for everyone when I say I’m very much looking forward to seeing Kenya raise hell on unsuspecting non-Housewives even though making her a Traitor would be too obvious, right?

Teresa Giudice

This may be fans’ wishful thinking, but Twitter can’t stop floating the theory Teresa Giudice is the perfect addition to Traitors. It seems hard to believe since the criminally Jersey queen is already booked and busy on season 2 of House of Villains, however, Teresa recorded herself getting glam in a room that looked oddly similar to a room Kenya posted in days before. So if Kenya is on Traitors, and Teresa’s in the same room as Kenya… I think we may have the most unbelievable Faithful of all time on our hands. Someone overnight Alan some earplugs, ASAP.

Marissa Dow
MARISSA is a trending news writer at Betches. She's more than just another pop-culture-addicted-east-coaster-turned-LA-transplant...she's also an upcoming television writer and aspiring Real Housewife (whichever comes first). Live, laugh, balegdah.