We all have high hopes for the 2024 Golden Globes red carpet. And by that, I mean we expect the dumpster fire of award shows to bring sweet, sweet entertainment to the lawless land of Twitter. And what’s a better way to do that than to objectify hot dudes in suits? Nothing, absolutely nothing. If anything this is what my expensive journalism degree prepared me for.
From Justin Hartley to Jelani Alladin, I’ve selected eye candy to keep you satisfied until the next Calvin Klein ad breaks the internet. Because it’s the first weekend of the new year and what’s more on theme than judging the best and worst outfits at Hollywood’s historically drunkest awards show? Go forth and thirst.
Orlando Bloom

Matt Bomer

John Krasinski

Cillian Murphy

Bradley Cooper

Andrew Scott

Barry Keoghan

Lenny Kravitz

Simu Liu

James Marsden

Jonathan Bailey

Justin Hartley

Mario Lopez

Jelani Alladin

Brandon Sklenar

Stay tuned — we’ll be updating this story all night!