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Literally Just A Roundup Of Hot Dudes In Suits At The 2024 Golden Globes

We all have high hopes for the 2024 Golden Globes red carpet. And by that, I mean we expect the dumpster fire of award shows to bring sweet, sweet entertainment to the lawless land of Twitter. And what’s a better way to do that than to objectify hot dudes in suits? Nothing, absolutely nothing. If anything this is what my expensive journalism degree prepared me for.

From Justin Hartley to Jelani Alladin, I’ve selected eye candy to keep you satisfied until the next Calvin Klein ad breaks the internet. Because it’s the first weekend of the new year and what’s more on theme than judging the best and worst outfits at Hollywood’s historically drunkest awards show? Go forth and thirst.

Orlando Bloom

Matt Bomer

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Matt Bomer attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
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John Krasinski

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: John Krasinski attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Cillian Murphy

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Cillian Murphy attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
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Bradley Cooper

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Bradley Cooper attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Andrew Scott

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Andrew Scott attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Barry Keoghan

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Barry Keoghan attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
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Lenny Kravitz

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Lenny Kravitz attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Simu Liu

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Simu Liu attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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James Marsden

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: James Marsden attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Jonathan Bailey

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Jonathan Bailey attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)
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Justin Hartley

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Justin Hartley attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
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Mario Lopez

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Mario Lopez attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage,)
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Jelani Alladin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Jelani Alladin attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Brandon Sklenar

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Brandon Sklenar attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte (she/her) leads the lifestyle and relationship verticals at Betches. As an amateur New Yorker and professional bisexual, she enjoys writing about the bane of sex and relationships in the city. She is also perpetually in her messy house era despite spending all of her money on Instagram ads.