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Funny Instagram Captions To Post As Soon As You Get Engaged, Because Priorities

Congratulations! You’ve either gotten down on one knee successfully or just ugly cried while the love of your life put a ring on your finger. Either way — you’re engaged! And while, of course, you’re so excited to spend the rest of your life with your best friend and lover, we have some more urgent things to attend to. No, not the bridesmaid list or even calling your mom — I’m talking about your engagement Instagram post

Whether you’re the type of person who posts Instagram stories of every waking moment of your life or even someone who everyone thinks is a potential catfish because of how inactive you are on your socials, you cannot miss out on the big engagement post. I mean, how else are you going to rub your passionate, eternal love in everyone’s faces if not through a meaningful and slightly pretentious Instagram feed post? We can’t all get a spread of ourselves wearing designer wedding dresses in Vogue

So you have the perfect picture, and you’re ready to go. But, you don’t want a typical caption. Sure, you’re in love and all, but you also want your friends and family to know that, more importantly, you’re fucking hilarious. To help you get that point across, here are some funny engagement Instagram captions, no matter what type of post you’re going for. 

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  • Wife/Husband has a nice “ring” to it.
  • Call me Feyoncé.
  • Eat, drink, and be married. 
  • Hitch(ed) 2024.
  • Decided to spouse things up. 


  • Anyone recognize this hand? Lmk quick. 
  • Do you think they still like me?
  • Fucking finally.
  • Me and my ring (and this rando in the back). 
  • Well, that happened.

Kinda Horny

  • Engaged sex >>> dating sex
  • Putting my “DND” on for the next week. 
  • Can we skip to the honeymoon?
  • BRB, about to go makeout with my FIANCE. 
  • Not the first time he had me screaming, “yes!” 

Just Goofy AF

  • Thank GOD I swiped right. 
  • Presenting the winner of the roster. 
  • I guess I have to delete Hinge now. 
  • I do AF. 
  • Is it weird that I’m excited to file my taxes now?


Syeda Khaula Saad
Syeda Khaula Saad
Syeda Khaula Saad is a sex & dating writer at Betches despite not remembering the last time she was in a relationship. Just take her word for it.