Mark Zuckerberg is going through a rebrand. He changed his Instagram handle to Zuck, he looks like he finally went outside for once in his life (hello tan!), and he’s wearing chains like he’s goddamn Connell in “Normal People.” The cherry on top? In a recent image going viral on X (formerly Twitter), he has a goddamn beard. Leading the internet to ask… is Zuckerberg hot? The gays and girls commenting “I’d zuck him” across Twitter is sending me into orbit.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like the fuck boi beard is here to stay. Internet sleuths are already flagging that the screen grab has been edited to make it appear that he has facial hair. Proof that if money can’t fix everything, AI certainly can. Either way, we can still thirst over what could’ve been. Here are the funniest tweets about Mark Zuckerberg’s facetuned glow up.
Funniest Tweets About Mark Zuckerberg’s With Facial Hair
Me: Bearded Zuck you have to stop. Your smoked meat’s too tough. Your swag too different. Your open source LLM is too bad. they’ll kill you
Bearded Zuck: pic.twitter.com/pdKwMUmpKS
— Mike Rundle (@flyosity) April 18, 2024
non-bearded zuck
– guy who invented the platforms that warped our reality
– feelingless robot man
– easy to hatebearded zuck
– kind, soft eyes
– looks like he plays the guitar
– fuckable pic.twitter.com/kWmELgzCAQ— sanjubobbygeorge (@ramachandranesk) April 19, 2024
zuck looks like he’s at the door of a frat asking freshmen “who do you know here?” pic.twitter.com/2qTtqrr31O
— sophie (@netcapgirl) April 18, 2024
Is this a safe space pic.twitter.com/VqBCJOpGcH
— Sophie Ross (@SophRossss) April 18, 2024
Please stop posting the yassified picture of Zuck. He looks like every other bitch in SF after invisalign and lasik.
— mrs.iglesias (@apesgonewiild) April 19, 2024
Zuck with a beard would become World Emperor in months, if not weeks pic.twitter.com/3BU0z0n9dr
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) April 18, 2024
Who is running the Zuck PR campaign to rehab his image?
They are putting on an absolute clinic pic.twitter.com/CvuXVAjt5I
— BuccoCapital Bloke (@buccocapital) April 18, 2024
Zuck pulled a page right out of “Normal People” pic.twitter.com/2Mtiqzf9IH
— Melanie Whyte (she/her) (@MelanieJWhyte) April 19, 2024
pretty wild that zuck is trending way harder than taylor right now on the bird app
— jubilee jim (@JimJubilee) April 19, 2024
From steal your data to steal your bitch 😂 pic.twitter.com/svMVQbJnGu
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) April 19, 2024
it’s crazy how much a beard can change a man’s life pic.twitter.com/2GmStpOD0O
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) April 19, 2024
