Hear Me Out… Is Bearded Mark Zuckerberg Kinda Hot?

Mark Zuckerberg is going through a rebrand. He changed his Instagram handle to Zuck, he looks like he finally went outside for once in his life (hello tan!), and he’s wearing chains like he’s goddamn Connell in “Normal People.” The cherry on top? In a recent image going viral on X (formerly Twitter), he has a goddamn beard. Leading the internet to ask… is Zuckerberg hot? The gays and girls commenting “I’d zuck him” across Twitter is sending me into orbit.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like the fuck boi beard is here to stay. Internet sleuths are already flagging that the screen grab has been edited to make it appear that he has facial hair. Proof that if money can’t fix everything, AI certainly can. Either way, we can still thirst over what could’ve been. Here are the funniest tweets about Mark Zuckerberg’s facetuned glow up.

Funniest Tweets About Mark Zuckerberg’s With Facial Hair