Well, well, well. I really thought Clinton Kane hit rock bottom when Brooke Schofield exposed his creative lies in a detailed, 14-part TikTok series. But no! Somehow, the faux Australian singer has managed to make things even worse for himself. On Saturday morning, Clinton woke up and chose self-sabotage — he posted a not one, not two, not 14, but 29-part TikTok response series in an attempt to salvage his reputation. He titled the series “Who Did I Date Not Marry” because he’s super original and has a great sense of humor.
Unfortunately for Clinton, I think roughly 99 percent of the internet is still very much Team Brooke. Brooke exaggerating tiny details here and there really doesn’t bother me… it’s called a girl telling a story. Plus, when it came to her most shocking allegations about his family, background, cheating, and emotional manipulation, Clinton either failed to respond or just fully admitted to them.
If you didn’t feel like spending 17 hours watching his never-ending response, I don’t blame you. I wish I had spent my Saturday literally any other way, but alas, I can’t resist boiling hot tea. At this point, I basically have my master’s degree in this drama, so here’s my professional analysis of Clinton Kane’s TikTok series response to Brooke Schofield’s allegations.
How Did Clinton Kane Respond To Brooke Schofield’s Allegations Against Him?
Clinton basically just pointed out minuscule and irrelevant inconsistencies in Brooke’s story about their relationship. According to him, they got pulled over on the way back from Joshua Tree, not on the way there. I’m thrilled we cleared that up!! Also, he says their stay in a fancy hotel was $600 a night, not $1,000. How dare you lie to us like that, Brooke? I feel so betrayed.
But what about his “dead” family, “Australian” background, and serial cheating you ask? Clinton did not comment on his brother (who Brooke and people on the internet say is alive), and he pretty much admitted to lying about his mother being dead. He said that she “does speak English” (present tense) and once again used the “I was talking about a mother figure” line to justify saying she was dead. Clinton maintained that his accent is real and said that he’s lived in many different countries, including Australia. In one video toward the end, he openly admits to cheating on Brooke, love bombing her, and acting overly sensitive and immature throughout their romance.
My Key Takeaways From Clinton Kane’s 29-Part Response To Brooke Schofield:
- Clinton makes one hour at a diner feel like four hours.
- He knows his way around a google calendar but can’t do basic math (sleeping over = you saw Brooke two days in a row, my friend).
- He’s not a fan of Brooke recording their conversations, but will gladly share screenshots of their texts.
- Clinton’s mother is alive! Happy for him.
- He desperately needs to buy chapstick.
- When Clinton wants to get out of a relationship, he cheats. That’s one way to do it!
- He’s a self-proclaimed “baby man child” and “love bomber.”
- He has a lot of free time to go through Uber receipts and film a 29-part TikTok series.
Brooke Schofield’s Response To Clinton Kane’s TikTok Series
Thank goodness Brooke immediately responded to his response. In her reaction videos, she’s wearing a pink hoodie and giggling about Clinton’s extensive efforts to make her look like the liar. “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen,” Brooke says in one of her TikToks. She poked fun at him for exposing himself through a notes app screenshot she sent him and color-coding a Google calendar to document their relationship. Her advice for her ex? “Clinton, you have to hire a publicist,” Brooke said. “This is not good.” I fear no legit publicist will be taking that job.
