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NBC's This Is Us is one of the best shows on television.

ICYMI, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are not only the hottest couple on the face of the planet, but they are also the fucking greatest parents ever.

Dear Idiots, Logging on to social media today consists of scrolling through pictures of dogs doing cute shit, engagement photos, weird fucking memes, racist posts from people in your Trump-supporting hometown, and an inexplicable showcase of really, fucking godawful grammar.

There are holidays that every betch regularly celebrates: New Year's Eve, Skanksgiving, any religious holiday we can use to get out of work, etc.

The world is a fucking weird place.

It's official.

As Valentine's Day approaches—which TBH is the worst holiday in American fucking history—many single betches have turned to moments of self-doubt.

Gotta love modern medicine.

Ah, Corinne Olympios.

If there's anything the Super Bowl is good for, it's getting fucked up on a random Sunday in February.

Honestly, super jealous of betches studying abroad in Australia right now, because Beer Yoga is becoming a thing in the land down under and it sounds fucking fantastic.

You know that one friend who swears on her fucking grandma's grave that she's a better driver when she's high?

For a while, Starbucks was making all of our alcoholic dreams come true by serving wine and beer in many of its fine establishments.

Apparently, there's such a thing as a yearly "State of Our Happiness" report.

Although I'm really going to need you resolution-ists to shut the fuck up with your 2017 #goals, progress pictures, and #blessed outlook for the year, there's at least one aspect of this resolution push we agree on: It's never too early to start getting ready for beach season.

Trying to lose weight in the new year?

LOL at the fact that Donald Trump is going to be sworn into office as the president of the fucking country in two short weeks.

If Lululemon-clad socialites, creepy Marilyn Manson-esque cults, and bizarre sexual fantasies are your idea of a good time, then Soulmates is the fucking book for you.

In his classic "whore-myself-out-on-social-media" way, Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson announced that he and girlfriend Ciara are engaged.