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Your Betchy Weekly Horoscope (January 16-22)

By The Wicked Betch of the West | January 16, 2017
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Overworked & Underfunded Tumbler
Overworked & Underfunded Tumbler
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Adjacent Scum Hat
Adjacent Scum Hat
$32
Women Never Forget Tee
Women Never Forget Tee
$35
Beige Flag Hat
Beige Flag Hat
$32
Bad Bitches Cry Tee
Bad Bitches Cry Tee
$35
Stressed Tee
Stressed Tee
$35
Party Pink Bucket Hat
Party Pink Bucket Hat
$34
2024 Bride Crew
2024 Bride Crew
$50
2024 Groom Crew
2024 Groom Crew
$50
First Class Crew
First Class Crew
$50
Patriarchy Keychain
Patriarchy Keychain
$12
Save The Fucking Planet Tote
Save The Fucking Planet Tote
$22
Let Me Eat Cake Tee
Let Me Eat Cake Tee
$35
I Love Women Crew
I Love Women Crew
$50
Girls Mug
Girls Mug
$20
Supreme Icons Tee
Supreme Icons Tee
$35
Elite Squad Hat
Elite Squad Hat
$32
Oh Hey, You Hat
Oh Hey, You Hat
$32
Bad Bitches Cry Crew
Bad Bitches Cry Crew
$50
Bad Bitches Cry Mug
Bad Bitches Cry Mug
$20
No (heart) Hoodie
No (heart) Hoodie
$54
No (heart) Hat
No (heart) Hat
$32
Anniversary Crew
Anniversary Crew
$50
Anniversary Sweatshirt
Anniversary Sweatshirt
$50
Here For The Snacks Crew
Here For The Snacks Crew
$50
Go Team! Hat
Go Team! Hat
$32
Fantasy Football Wives Club Crew
Fantasy Football Wives Club Crew
$50
Who Are We Playing? Hoodie
Who Are We Playing? Hoodie
$54
Not A Hugger Crew
Not A Hugger Crew
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Dissent Hoodie
Dissent Hoodie
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Democracy Crew
Democracy Crew
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I Fucking Voted Hat
I Fucking Voted Hat
$32
Not Today Fascists Mug
Not Today Fascists Mug
$20
Overeducated Mug
Overeducated Mug
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Karma Crew
Karma Crew
$50
I'm The Problem Hat
I'm The Problem Hat
$32
Mention It All Crew
Mention It All Crew
$50
Betches Varsity Crew
Betches Varsity Crew
$50
Betches Talking Shit Tee
Betches Talking Shit Tee
$36
Tired As A Mother Hoodie
Tired As A Mother Hoodie
$54
Baby Betch Pink Onesie
Baby Betch Pink Onesie
$25
I'm Not Crying Onesie
I'm Not Crying Onesie
$25
SVU University Crew
SVU University Crew
$50
But Her Emails Hat
But Her Emails Hat
$32
So Chic Hat
So Chic Hat
$32
True Crime & Chill Tee
True Crime & Chill Tee
$36
Betchelor Nation Tee
Betchelor Nation Tee
$35
Are You New Here? Hoodie
Are You New Here? Hoodie
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Bans Off My Body Tee
Bans Off My Body Tee
$35
Con Artist Mug
Con Artist Mug
$20

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