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Looking for the perfect funny White Elephant gift that will have everyone at your holiday party in stitches? Look no further. Allow me to introduce you to a handpicked selection of the best (and, IMO funniest) White Elephant gifts on the market. Whether you’re attending a festive gathering, an office party, or just want to add some humor to your gift exchange game, I’ve got you covered. From quirky and whimsical items like your very own tube guy to practical yet amusing choices, like the Internet-famous burrito blanket, these White Elephant gifts are sure to bring a shit ton of laughter to your shindigs.
Cater to everyone’s various tastes and senses of humor with hilarious gifts that also won’t break the bank. From gag gifts that will leave your friends and family in fits of laughter to clever picks that still manage to tickle the funny bone, I’ve found it all (and I found it on Amazon). So, whether you’re a seasoned White Elephant pro or a newcomer to this beloved holiday tradition, get ready to find the perfect gift that will make your gift exchange one for the books. It might be the most ridiculous gifting trend to date, but I’m pretty sure we could all use a little extra fun, right? Right.
Best White Elephant Gifts 2023
A wine dispenser, because literally why not?
Zinfandy Electric Wine Dispenser
$30
Two words: prosecco pong
Talking Tables Prosecco Pong
$5
A candle that looks good enough to eat
Funny French Vanilla Cereal Bowl Candle
$23
The best way to drink tea, period
Genuine Fred Pool Float Tea Infuser
$16
Yes, condiment forks are now a thing
Chef'n FridgeFork Condiment Fork
$10
Pizza socks!? Yes, please
Hawaii Italian Pepperoni Cotton Socks
$26
These coasters with (very wrong) lyrics
Mistaken Lyrics Coasters
$32
Coffee mugs for the ~sporty~ friend
A flannel for their beer
This nightlight that’s actually a potato
Smoko Baby Tayto Potato Ambient Light
$22
The spookiest garlic crusher
OTOTO Gracula Garlic Crusher
$18
Shower wine, indeed
30 Watt Silicone Wine Glass Holder for Bath & Shower
$15
The cutest sponge holder ever
OTOTO Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
$18
Bacon for your boo-boos
BioSwiss Bacon Bandages
$10
Take a chill pill
MRJ Products Chill Pill Pillow
$30
A wearable blanket
The one and only burrito blanket
CASOFU Burritos Tortilla Throw Blanket
$20
Hand towels inspired by furry friends
AGRIMONY Cat Funny Hand Towels for Bathroom Kitchen
$17
Your very own tube guy!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
$10
The smallest vacuum you’ve ever seen
Mini Desk Vacuum Cleaner
$26
All dips, all the time
Lightsaber chopsticks…enough said
Lightsaber Chopsticks
$11
A positive potato…yes, really
Mini Funny Positive Potato
$10
Finger puppets, but make them for adults
A password keeper…finally
White Elephant Gifts For Adults: Internet Password Keeper Book With Index Page
$7
Oversized wine glass that actually holds an entire bottle
Oversized XL Giant Clear Wine Glass
$19.99
