Which Celebrity Heartthrob You Should Date, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Ever wonder which zodiac sign(s) you’re most compatible with? We’ve all been there. In fact, I don’t doubt that’s what got you into astrology in the first place…am I right? Besides, turning to the cosmos to validate the chances of you and your crush becoming a thing is absolutely inevitable in this day in age. Doesn’t matter how “creepy” or “strange” it seems to Facebook stalk your love interest’s DOB, it’s always a must. (Ha! Just wait until you start asking for their time of birth; that’s when the real fun starts!) Admit it: Thanks to astrology, you’ve legitimately gone out of your way to avoid your most incompatible prospects. You go, Glen Coco! I mean, how could you not? Don’t get me wrong. Astrology goes so much deeper than romantic compatibility, but it’s still very much a go-to resource.

BTW, the term “compatibility” is totally relative, given that there are a number of astrological factors to consider when reading you and your partner’s relationship astrology. Like, using each other’s sun sign to determine compatibility is barely scratching the surface. However, this doesn’t mean you shouldn’t consider it either way, but instead of looking at boring dates, I’ve decided to spice things up a bit. Drum roll, please? You guessed it, betch. I’m about to reveal the celebrity hottie you’re most compatible with, according to your zodiac sign. Thats’s right; we’re giving you exclusive access to Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors…some of which may or may not be married. In the meantime, make sure you don’t hate on any of the other zodiac signs. Remember, to each is own!

Anyhoo, see below a cosmic buffet of Hollywood hotties:

Aries – Zac Efron

Eat your little heart out, Aries. You can’t deny the facts, and this Libra dreamboat is all you and more, betch. Although, you’re also compatible with fellow fire signs Leo and Sagittarius. So, Jason Momoa is most definitely an option. #JustSaying

Taurus – Drake

Drizzy Drake is the smoldering Scorpio you’ve been waiting for all your life, betch. God’s plan, literally. However, you’re also very well-matched with fellow earth signs Virgo and Capricorn. In other words, Chris Pine will also suffice.

Gemini – Jake Gyllenhaal

Sigh. What’s not to love? Jake Gyllenhaal is the Sagittarius heartthrob you’ve so desperately been looking for. Although, you’re also compatible with fellow air signs Libra and Aquarius, which means Harry Styles can get it, too! Need I say more?

Cancer – Bradley Cooper

This Capricorn stallion is everything you need to get over your daddy issues, Cancer. Also, move over, Gaga! Anyway, you’re still very much compatible with fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces. In other words, say hello to New York Giants’ wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. Touchdown, betch!

Leo – Michael B. Jordan

Bow chicka wow wow. This Aquarius stud is just what the doctor ordered for you, Leo. Sexy is an understatement. However, you’re also compatible with fellow fire signs Aries and Sagittarius, or perhaps another Leo? IDK about you, but Chris Hemsworth is a hell yes.

Virgo – Justin Bieber

Admit it, Virgo: you’re a belieber, aren’t you? No worries, it’s never too late to say S-O-R-R-Y. Also, despite your oh-so-cosmic compatibility with dreamy Pisces, you’re also well-matched with fellow earth signs Taurus and Capricorn. Diego Luna, maybe?

Libra – Charlie Hunnam

Hubba hunnam! No need to thank me, Libra. This Aries masterpiece is the knight and shining armor you dreamt of your entire life. Plus, he’s not the only hottie you’re compatible with. Fellow air signs Gemini and Aquarius work just fine, aka John Mayer, perhaps?

Scorpio – Robert Pattinson

Admit it, betch: you’d totally let Robert Pattinson pull an Edward Cullen on your Bella Swan. You wouldn’t get enough of this Taurus dreamboat, and I don’t blame you. BTW, fellow water signs Cancer and Pisces aren’t too far behind, but I still suggest you pull a YOU on you with another Scorpio. Penn Badgley, maybe?

Sagittarius – Chris Evans

I get it, you’re not into the whole “commitment” thing, but Chris Evans is obviously the exception, right? But don’t be fooled by that adorable smirk—this Gemini stud will run circles around you. However, you’re also compatible with fellow fire signs Aries and Leo. Meaning, Ian Somerhalder will also work.

Capricorn – Ed Westwick

Gossip Girl fan or not, Ed Westwick is forever Chuck Bass vibes, aka the Cancer prince you’ve so desperately yearned for all your life. BTW, you’re also compatible with fellow earth signs Taurus and Virgo, which means Dwayne Johnson could very well be your rock. (I crack myself up.)

Aquarius – Shawn Mendes

Dearest Aquarius: let me introduce you to your Leo love, and dreamy match made in heaven. BTW, not only is Shawn Mendes totally adorable, he’s also everyone and their mother’s forever man crush. However, fellow air signs Gemini and Libra also make the cut, AKA Luke James is a total hottie.

Pisces – James Harden

You’re welcome, betch. Is this the Virgo hottie you requested? Admit it, Pisces: you love a man who’s good on his feet, and James Harden just so happens to be good with his hands, too. Remember, you’re also compatible with fellow water signs Cancer and Scorpio, and well…Ryan Gosling is a Scorpio. K, bye.

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Valerie Mesa
Valerie Mesa
Valerie is an astrologer, writer and third-generation witch. Her favorite things to write about are mysticism and sex; the Moon is her muse.