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We Need To Get Together When We’re Home For The Holidays, But Not At The Bar My Ex Goes To

By Brooke Knisley | December 21, 2021
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*You’ve been added to the Group Chat “Holiday Ho-Ho-Hos”*

Danielle: I finally get to see my girlies!! So, where are we drinking?

Natalia: Hold up, there’s a few spots we need to avoid

Danielle:

Rachel: Pour House!!

Natalia: ugh, that’s one we have to avoid
Natalia: I slept with that one bartender that one time and that creepy guy from high school is always there

Rachel: Which guy?
Rachel: Stephen?

Danielle: Stephen?

Natalia: Stephen

Rachel: fuckin Stephen
Rachel: But for real, i’ve always had good luck there

Natalia: 👀

Danielle: define “good luck”?

Rachel: free drinks!!

Natalia: oh, haaha
Natalia: speaking of, where’s our patron queen of drinks, Andrea?

Rachel: yeah!?

Danielle: right.

*Andrea has been added to the Group Chat “Holiday Ho-Ho-Hos”*

Andrea: ooh, hey everyone! We’re all going to be back in town? (except Danielle who lives there, of course, haha)

Rachel: yeah!!

Natalia: we’re goin to get weird….everywhere except Pour House

Andrea: cuz of Stephen?

Rachel: cuz of Stephen

Danielle: ANYWAY, I only do classy these days, so how about…rooftop beach bar? Hello Betty???

Andrea: Hahahahhaa, clASSy….clASSic Dirty Dani!!

Rachel: Dirty Dani!!! what a throwback!

Danielle: FUck off
Danielle: no dives

Andrea: that means no nose-dives into skate-rat trash either, Danielle

Rachel: Danielle loves her skate rats

Natalia: I mean, Travis Barker types are all the rage rn…

Rachel: I mean, Danielle does think she’s Kourtney Kardashian, so it tracks

Andrea: @Rachel are you saying she’s the least interesting to look at?

Danielle: ugh, FUCK off
Danielle: that was my thing, like, 10 years ago
Danielle: just because I still live in SoCal still doesn’t mean I’m just stuck in a shitty rut singing karaoke at Larry’s Beach Club and fuckin shitty psych rock guys who bite their fingernails, think trucks were meant for grinding, and live in a cheap shithole apartment but never add money to their savings account cuz “life’s a beach!!”

Natalia: uh…

Rachel: Hmm.

Andrea: So…..how’s Larry’s Beach Club?

Natalia: They have good karaoke

Rachel: 🎤🎤🎤

Danielle: It’s a dive, though, for sure

Andrea: I’m down for a dive, honestly
Andrea: it’ll be nice to be in the laid-back beach vibes. NYC is crazy.

Rachel: omg, DC is nuts, too!! I feel you!!!!

Natalia: San Francisco has been pretty chill

Danielle: it gets wild here…

Andrea: YOU get wild there, hahaha

Rachel: so, what are we going to sing for karaoke??

Andrea: Sk8er Boi

Natalia: 👀

Rachel: 😅

Danielle: FUck you

*Danielle has left the Group Chat “Holiday Ho-Ho-Hos”*

Andrea: But seriously, didn’t she get a urinary tract infection like 12 times from different MGK lookalikes?

Natalia: I think that’s on her for not peeing???

Rachel: 😅

Andrea: whatever. I’ll see you at Larry’s on Christmas Eve

Natalia: 👍

Rachel: 👍

Rachel: I really am gonna sing S8er Boi though cuz that song rocks

Andrea: 😏

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