Well, it’s official: Love doesn’t exist. I was actually in a great mood today until I heard the cursed news that The Golden Bachelor‘s Gerry and Theresa are getting divorced after just three months of marriage. Yes — even Gypsy Rose and Ryan made it longer than that. America’s reality star grandparents decided to ruin us with this information on Good Morning America, of course. Nice and dramatic. Apparently, they were still doing long distance up until the breakup because they couldn’t agree on a home. Gerry and Theresa were “100 percent committed to making it work,” except obviously they weren’t. Sigh. At least they had a prenup.
In trying times like these, we must lean on each other’s intelligent and informed commentary for comfort. That’s why I’ll be mourning on Twitter for the foreseeable future. If you also desperately need a coping mechanism in this difficult moment, I’m here for you. The Bachelor Nation community will get through this together. Here are the most relatable Twitter reactions to Gerry and Theresa’s divorce announcement.
The only word I can use to describe how I felt when I saw Gerry and Theresa are divorcing is DEVASTATED #TheGoldenBachelor #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/SGtQaWhKCS
— The Bachelor Hot Tub (@bachhottub) April 12, 2024
How I feel about Gerry and Theresa splitting …… like actually so sad 😭 #goldenbachelor and haters – love on TV CAN HAPPEN – I’m 14years proof pic.twitter.com/8jIo5ShxM7
— Rachel Reilly (@RachelEReilly) April 12, 2024
Golden Bachelor couple Gerry and Theresa are divorcing after 3 months of marriage which, to be fair, was *almost* the rest of their life.
— Holly Ballantine (@HollyBallantine) April 12, 2024
gerry and theresa getting a divorce 3 months after getting married was not on my bingo card for this year 😟
— anita⁷ 🪐 (@jjustjjam) April 12, 2024
what do you MEAN Gerry and Theresa are getting divorced #TheGoldenBachelor #BachelorNation pic.twitter.com/uRkhCQxaf3
— MoodieforBach (@MoodieforBach) April 12, 2024
Not Theresa and Gerry #TheGoldenBachelor #BachelorNation pic.twitter.com/F700IYkXHY
— Rochelle (@RochelleCSmith) April 12, 2024
Gerry and Theresa are getting divorced.
THERE IS NO LOVE IN THIS WORLD IS THERE? #goldenbachelor pic.twitter.com/ADnuaEZNh0
— Bennett’s Jawline (@BennettJawline) April 12, 2024
Gerry & Theresa are calling it quits just three months after their TV wedding!😱 it seems like something was off at ATFR but damn😢 #goldenbachelor #TheBachelor #BachelorNation pic.twitter.com/KI9oDpdVol
— BachelorBtch (@bachelorbtch) April 12, 2024
Not Gerry and Theresa divorcing…I told him he shouldn’t have married that woman (in my mind). It just didn’t feel right in my spirit. #TheGoldenBachelor
— Caila C (@Cai_Lyfe) April 12, 2024
Not Gerry and Theresa 😭
— TV STAN💫 (@Lavendergeminis) April 12, 2024