It’s a devastating and confusing day for the chronically online community in America. President Biden just signed a law that will ban TikTok unless the app is sold within a year. S0 no, that’s not just a disturbing rumor anymore. I’ve been doing a lot of screaming followed by deep breaths since the news came out. How the fuck am I supposed to face this cruel reality without my primary coping mechanism: TikTok? The app has been at the top of the social media hierarchy for years now, and it also happens to define most of my personality and humor. I’m already mourning my peaceful daily routine — rotting in bed, giggling at TikToks for five or more hours.
TikTok offers dance classes, astrology readings, concerts, cooking classes, Swiftie conspiracy theories, and Pookie and Jett fit checks in the comfort of your own home. It’s everything. It’s irreplaceable. And if anyone dares to suggest using IG reels instead, they can go enjoy being canceled. Naturally, TikTok lovers are upset and letting their feelings out on Twitter. As the end approaches, many of us are reflecting on the beginning of it all… the “Renegade.” Real ones spent the beginning of the pandemic era drilling that dance but never quite getting it right. Here are serious, emotional tweets about the TikTok ban that will have you crying and trying the “Renegade” again.
Biden should be required to do a TikTok dance in order to sign a ban on TikTok
— Nate Esparza (@Nate_Esparza) April 24, 2024
Even if you don’t like TikTok you have to admit the government is stupid for banning the renegade app.
— v (@jenniex0x0v) April 24, 2024
i still do the renegade to every song i listen to pic.twitter.com/FyaQnKNnGs
— alyssa (@alyssastronomy) April 25, 2024
We were promised student loan forgiveness and instead you ban tiktok pic.twitter.com/z4A81IpeMR
— DJSukiG (@SukiGeez) April 24, 2024
Hospital nurses hardest hurt. #TikTok #TikTokBan #nurses #dancingNurses #hospitalnurses #hospitals #dance #TikTokdance https://t.co/JJArGIEmwV pic.twitter.com/sMRGClUUCO
— Wolves & Sheep (@BusterofBones) April 25, 2024
what’s Joe Biden’s plan to cure my depression if they ban tiktok
— Bryn J (@brynelise) March 13, 2024
If they ban tiktok, how tf are the astrology girlies gonna continue feeding my delusions?
— touch starved and toxic (@otheramandashow) March 14, 2024
if they ban tiktok where will i watch nurses dance
— call me Morticia 🖤🌙🦇❄️ (@MortytheRN) April 24, 2024
House approves bill to possibly ban TikTok in the US within a year? Time to start learning those TikTok dances offline! 💃🚫 #ByeByeTikTok #DanceChallengeGoneWrong https://t.co/jSRaZDfcHS
— TomorrowNook (@TomorrowNook) April 21, 2024
Teachers underpaid, 0 gun laws to keep people safer, womens rights are being questioned, the LGBTQ+ community is constantly under attack…..but they got time to vote to ban TikTok pic.twitter.com/hpXxqfl4kr
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) March 13, 2024
if they ban tiktok does that mean all the tiktok swifties going to come here? pic.twitter.com/bcClIT8OJA
— jae (@lovesahoax) March 13, 2024
