Moment of silence, because today is a very important day in the Bravo universe. Which is the only universe that really matters. My dear friends, today, September 15th, is the birthday of the Queen herself, Lisa Vanderpump. Despite claims from jealous housewives that she lies about her age, Lisa is turning 58. Sorry Ramona, but Lisa will always be younger. As the star of not one, but two iconic reality shows, it’s only right that we look back at some of LVP’s most iconic moments, conveniently presented in GIF form.
When Your Friends Aren’t Sure If They Want To Go Out
Listen up girls, LVP doesn’t want to hear it, and neither do I. I have no idea what this original quote was in reference to, because Lisa has probably said the same thing 10,000 times, most frequently when Dorit won’t shut up about her swimsuit collection.
When You Have To Be Honest About Why You Ghosted
Look, sometimes honesty is the best policy.
When A Guy F*cked Up But You Want To Keep Him Around
Ugh, this GIF is everything. The hat, the outfit, the quote. I am 100% here for Gangster B*tch Lisa, but I also understand the feeling of when you should just cut someone out of your life, but you just can’t do it. LVP is the relatable queen we need.
When Your Friends Give You The Tough Advice You Need
Much like the waiters and bartenders at SUR, my friends need to understand that they could be dumped at any moment. I am a reckless individual, and I don’t need anyone trying to tame me.
Honestly, what am I working for in life if I can’t sit at the restaurant I own and just pound shots by myself? LVP looks stunning anyway, so it’s barely even sad.
When A Guy Actually Takes You Out On A Nice Date
But actually, it’s always your choice. Remember that, ladies!! Lisa and Ken have their own weird arrangement (birthdays and Christmas!), but clearly it works out okay for them.
When You Realize You’re Feeling Human Emotions
Just like Lisa, people frequently accuse me of being cold and unfeeling. I usually strive for this as much as possible, but sometimes I just can’t help it. Lisa has feelings when she sees puppies, and I have feelings when I see hopeless f*ckboys.
I want to sincerely wish Lisa Vanderpump a happy birthday, and I hope she doesn’t have to deal with her nemesis Kristen today. Have fun at whatever lavish garden party Ken is throwing for you!
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